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This page is primarily **advertisements and miscellaneous short satirical quotes**, not a coherent political cartoon. The notable satirical content includes: **Colonial/Racial Satire**: A quote mocking African colonialism, suggesting Africans serve only as "target-practice" for European warfare—a dark commentary on imperial conquest and exploitation. **Social Commentary**: Scattered one-liners mock American life: politicians talking without listening ("talking through hats"), free-traders vs. protectionists, dyspepsia remedies, and the inability of culture to stop men from snoring. **Visual Content**: A photograph of what appears to be a hotel or resort scene. The remainder consists of **period advertisements** for patent medicines (Packer's Tar Soap, Dr. Deane's Dyspepsia Pills), alcoholic beverages (Canadian Club Whisky, Imperial Beer), and other commercial products typical of late-19th/early-20th century publications. The page reflects Judge's mix of satirical commentary on contemporary American society and aggressive product marketing, with casual racist references normalized for that era.

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Love often goes where it's sent, If it were not for the savages in Africa the Like the messenger-boy, we know, | glorious art of war would have few human be- And loses its message often ings for target-practice in these modern days. ‘And often is just as slow. ‘The poor Africans are not able to do much ‘ate Fieid's Washington, | except to get shot and die.— Baltimore Ameri- Jean, Mrs. WINstow’s Soot Syeur for Chil- rE a dren ‘Teething; suothes the child, softens the een clewNere Eee are ate ode totic anddiar-) — Laapine ALL-THevEAK ResonT, ‘The shapes in hats may show some change ‘As now we view them ; But still we have that custom’ strange Of talking through them. Washington Star, A free-trauer has reached the end of his ar. gumentative rope when he tells a workingman that “half a loaf is better than no_ bread Vrotectionists are whole-loaf people with a few luxuries thrown in.—Xochester Democrat and Chronicle. Cook's Imperial, World's Fair ‘highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” For Cripple Creek Gold Field i write Frank G. leck, Colorado rado. Keference, There is much tenderness in this seemingly cruel world—but the butcher rarely finds it.— Electricity is the mule’s friend, It is Plain Dealer. his place not only on street-cars, but in mi and on the canal tow-path, If this thing con-| As a specific against dyspepsia and as an tinues the time may come when the mule will | appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is be of no more use than his twin beauty the| superior to MOKEIUS BITTERS, renowned dude.—Oil City Blizzard. since 1828. aR Don't diet. If you have dyspepsia, inui-| _ It fs doubr(ul if culture will ever be able to SS Nese, Y gestion, habitual constipation or sek headache make a man stop snoring in his sleep.—Ram's : =e don’t diet. You need the strength that good | /7°7"+ i Se 7 - food gives. Kat whatever you want, but take one of Dr. Deane’s Dyspepsia Vills after meals |. See caer a tha SE: Oe at meted er Ral dificult to throw off especialy if one's epte| AL ottle of Beer Mtith white label otherwise with yellver, Fer | corean taste leads to the use of the Gail Borden a Els Gyldrobeies generally ana by Fagle Brand Condensed Milk in this popular roviding the beer is good, is the most healthful and refreshing of drinks. Deane company, Kingston, New York. | beverage. Its superiority to cream is admitted. imperial Beer excels in flavor. color, bo-ly, and digestive qualities. Itis free ps : 2 | Rich flavor and uniform consistency. from excess of gas and all deleterious admixtures. It promotes digestion = and benefits the health. Connoisseurs say it is «« The Beer to drink.” Se Widates beeat can't neptune kee heron eris| Beadleston & Woerz, EMPIRE BREWERY, tv New York City. it, —Adanta Constitution, Any First-class Grocer Will Supply You. | TRUSSES. Over @ years devoted exclusively to the manufacture sad'dllng of Frame enabiea he fo ¥ay that Twi satafy ay person before ing them to pay mie ode cetty that Tean av them with a tr ‘elivaccompitsh all gives strength !§ |theesiris Sar eany rite for et Cular. ‘No.2 Clinton Ave., Albay SSA. WBE ; Served atall Fountains and Buffets., Ct, ae oe P ACKER’S Columbia Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. . TAR comprchends the qualities Quality. required, and is the sham- SOA P ete plore ae -GENTLEMEN't ‘The raw material used in the con- in preventive and remedial treatment Doo fies. Lengel imperte a | et a TS enaicacd ty of Dandruff and Baldness. Invaluable Gard willbring you a cirular describiog ‘an expert metallur- for Skin Diseases. dora i ache best." Bade in both sold (is Jn our employ, and allver, and thus only auni- A Y y 711, ||°|FORTIFIES BENEDICT “HRs, 171 Broadway, N. Y. City. 2 (form grade of the Duminy Champagne. |g|rornries. | BOY ance ee ess 17 Brat, WY. . ese, Ee oe Vin Brut, vintage 1889. STIMULATES. : ,, esse —"* Why don't you get a bie metal is accepted. A Columbia bicycle Qualité Sec, vintage 1884. REFRESHES | BF A i Mel] 2?" 2ae—" Bicycle nothin"? Whin ap built to-day will wear longer and t' walk Oi prefer t’ do it shta in’ up.” 'Y OECHS, 51 Warren St., Sore Acewt rox U.S WICTOR SASH: do better service than the traditional * one-hoss shay.” ‘th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). Sent Fre2, ann 2s rontaars|*|, THE HUMAN HAIR, POPE MFC. CO. Indorsed by emlnent Physicians everywhere.| Boston, New York, Chicago, Hartford. ind AUTOGRAI Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Reme“y. : : ‘and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. By PROF: HARLEY PARRER. FR. AS Our attractive catalogue may be obsained vista CK. Lone & Co. 1013 Arch St, Philadeiphia, Ps free at our agencies, oF Wwe will mail it for “inveryone should read this little book.""— Ashenarw ‘two twocent samp. POZZOMT'S COMPLEXION POWDER IS Universally knowa and everywhere esteemed as the oaly Powder that will improve the ‘complez ‘eradicate tan, freckles, and all skia diseases, oe IT 18 commect. NADIAN ot) Distilled and bottled by La B ) ot : ciakidasahiamataahomnanel ||\M WA|KER& SONS, IXARAREAIL XL AXA XL XIX MITE WH ISKY I Marry Your Trousers ™| RWUGVESEMU tothe THE “ CHESTER” {s a suspender with an idea, ‘The age and enuineness of TIH1s Whisky are guaranteed by the Excise | mm viz; enough strevch, all in the right place, and ix Department of the Canadian Government by certiticate over the capsule MM cedlaring form... 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