Judge — May 19, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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It was the merry peach-crop ‘That warbled forth the song, ** ‘The more that I am ruined ‘The better I get along.” —Washington Star, Mrs, Wixstow’'s Sooriine Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar. theea. 25 cents a bottle. “What have you named your new boy?” “William. I wanted to get a name that would be sure to fit.” "I don’t quite catch.” ** Why, don't you see, if he grows up to be a real nice, good ‘kind of young man he will be called Willie, and if he should happen to turn out pretty tough he can be called Bill."—/udian- apolis Journal, Don't diet. {f you have dyspepsia, indi- habitual constipation or sick headache t. You need the strength that good food gives. Eat whatever you want, but take one of Dr. Deane’s Dyspepsia Pills after meals until cured. If you are constipated get bottle with white label: otherwise with yellow. For sale by druggists generally and by Dr. J. A. Deane company, Kingston, New York. C. G. Coutant, the big, ignorant hoosier of the Lander Clipper, is frightened almost to death of us and wants to back down—the durn old siwash poltroon, We will let him back | down when we get through with him and not before. We knocked the old yap out of the Christmas.tree the very first shot, and the Kan- sas jayhawker asks for mercy. ‘We reproduce the screed of the old dromedary of the Lander (Wyoming) Clipper for the delectation of our army of readers.—Red Lodge (Montana) New Hea Judge —" Witness, are you not the same; Schulze who four years ago robbed Silberman the banker of four thousand marks?” Wit. ness—""No, 1 am sorry to say."— Lustige Blatter, A LATE BREAKFAST is often caused by a late milkman. No cream for the coffee or oatmeal has delayed many a morning meal. Keep a supply of Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream in the house and avoid such annoyances. The small boy may occasionally fail in other things, but you can depend upon it that there is one thing he will always do—get to a show in time.—Siftings, Cook's Imperial, World's Fair ‘highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Emancipator—" Noman is making great strides these days.” Unemancipated—"' Ves ; these wide skirts are so delightful.""— Detroit Tribune. For Cripple write Frank rado, Creek Gold Field investments Peck, Colorado Springs, Colo- Keference, Exchange National Bank. It takes about four generations of riches to| produce a boy without freckles.— A chison | Globe, How can a woman be happy with a man who treats her as if she were a rational being ?— Oscar Wilde, HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic Ci k Leavin A Much money, much worry ; little money, lit- tle worry ; no money, no good on earth.—De- droit Free Press. Before breakfast Bromo-Seltzer Acts as a bracer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. An English provincial paper concludes a long obituary with the following unusual noti- fication—"* Several deaths are unavoidably de- ferred.” As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior 10 BOKER's BITTERS, renowned since 1828, THE CELEBRATED SOHME Pianos are the Bos: Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St., New York. Cavmion.—The buying pullic will please not con” found the’ Sonnen: Prano’ with ‘ove of similarly sounding name of cheap grade. | Our name spells Youwnt by mentor L more prompt attention and better service ‘eben when answering advertixoments, gives strength! Served at all Fountains and Buffets. Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. digestive properties. healthful, invigoraté it to be the King beer in the market. The leading hotel is always in demand. AU frat-cla A delightful blend of the very best selected Leaf and is the ideal GENTLEMANS siioKE MARBURG Bros. eee BALTIMORE, Mé. | If so, the chief points to consider are fluvor, body, color, A beer which excels in all these qualities is essentially Epicures Sa all other beerson this account. Com it immediately becomes popular. Experience proves that Imperial Beer is the best table BEADLESTON & WOERZ, NEW YORK CITY. ing and refreshing. that BrapLustox & WoERz’s Imperial Beer surpasses tent judges pronounce of Beers. Wherever it is introduced Tests Show that it is the best beer for the tropics, thus demon-| strating its “ keeping qualities.” Highest Awards and Diplomas received in open com) tition testify to the high standard of excellence maintained Imperial Beer. By ls and clubs keep “‘ Imperial,” because it 88 Grocers will supply you. ‘The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. — Chinese proverb, CYCLES. everybody, ‘cating. Dieter Sunaties, athietie Googe, ¢ Sundifes, Atbietie Catalogue or call. ach ‘We offer tor of wheels, co: Oe Seating Kian a ‘of ADI ‘atfles, from 415.0) fpelodin Feather: TO THE YOUNG FACE Potzoni's Complexion Powder gives fresher charms, to the old renewed youth, Try it, BEEMAN’ SPEPSIN GUM THE PERFECTION OF CHEWING GUM, A DELICIOUS REMEDY FOR ALL FORMS OF INDIGESTION. | FACE | SPOTS SPOTS Editor of “Baby” reports: “For acne spots on the face, and particularly for j gczema, it is undoubtedly effi tions arid removing itching at once.” cious, healing erup- pimples ina few days. It feieves jo mercury or poison in this.) GUARANTEED A HARMLESS CREAM. 50 ets. pee box of all druggists, or direct. BLONDEAU ET CIE, 73°77 Watts St., New York. Samples of Vinolia Cream, Vinolla Soap (Ot- to), for sensitive skins, and Vinolla Powder, for Tollet and Nursery, free on receipt of 10 cents, “Tean't Chicago n up smokin; “Why not?" ‘He's dead, Inter-Ocean, GENTLEMEN! Don’t suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Cotta Burtoxs: A postal S214 willbring you circular describing “the Renedtet”? patent. Jooct it SEND dorses it as the best. "Made in both solid BENEDICT ‘BROS, 171 Broatway, WY. city. HEELI cise "A Colum expensive. are never ashamed of their mou struction. (Our Whastreted catalogue eh our ageacies, of we oa all about Columbian, itor tw Scent tataps- Sport of the Day. Better than gymnasium exer- pleasanter than walking because more exbilarating. is as enjoyable as a good horse, and much less Riders of Columbias bexause they ride the standard a wheels of the world, representing ¢ /O all that is best in bicycle co lumbia NG is the Popular because in open air, and bia Bicycle nts, ‘POPE MFG. CO., Boston, New York, Chicago, Like free A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN 18. SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. The Glub Gecktails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND IN, ‘TOM CIN and VERMOUTH. For the Yacht, For the Seca Shore, For the Mountains, For the Fishing Party, For the Camping Party, For the Summer Hotel, For everywhere that a delicious Cocktail is appreciated, We prefer that you shound buy ss of your dealer; 1f be does not keep them we giip? will send a selection of four bottles, prepaid, Yor sale by all Druggiste and Dealers, 6. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors, oo Broadsny, Nom, Yorks Piariford, Connetiuty and - comicbooks.com