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This page is primarily **advertisements interspersed with poetry and light humor**, rather than political satire. The main content includes: **"Good—Like You"** (center): A sentimental poem about a child's innocent faith in her mother's goodness, which shames the mother into self-reflection. It's moralistic Victorian verse, not satire. **"Unromantic"** (bottom): A brief comedic verse mocking a suitor's melodramatic moon-swearing declaration. The woman dismisses his poetic pretension, suggesting he use plain English instead. This is gentle humor about courtship conventions. **Advertisements** dominate: bicycles (Rambler), railroad travel (New York Central), champagne (Gold Seal), medicine (Scott's Emulsion, Beecham's pills, No-To-Bac), cigars, and wine. The page lacks the sharp political commentary typical of Judge's satirical mission. Instead, it reflects late-19th/early-20th-century consumer culture and sentimental domestic values—representing the magazine's evolution toward lifestyle and advertising content.

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TAKE A BICYCLE which is all right— with a plainly worded guarantee, backed by financial strength and iy LIKE THE RAMBLER ight, strong and handzome—the result | of fourteen years of bicycle building—and YOU RUN NO RISK. OnE PRICE FOR ALL STYLES AND WOGHTS, catalogue freo at any Rambler agency, or by Mfortwo tet, tampa, Gonmcisy 4 Siyrexy EES Ee oni Rew York. GRranxp CENTRAL STATION in the centre of New York City ‘The Hudson River for one hundred and fifty miles, The beautiful Mobawk Valley, in which are some of the finest landscapes in America, ra N Ils, the world’s great- est cataract. ‘The Adirondack Mountains, ** the Nation's pleasure-ground and Sanitarium, The Empire State F xpress the fastest train in the world, The ‘Thousand Islands, the fish- erman’s paradise. New York and Chicago Limited, the most luxurious train in the world. Are a few of the many attractions offered the public by the NEW YORK CENTRAL, “America’s Greatest Railroad.” STEPHEN F. WiiTMAN, MESON ‘laventors ano Soe Mares. “> ‘SOLE MAN'S. “i> MANSSON, => Gold Seal REGARDED BY CON- NOISSEURS AS THE PERFECTION OF For Sale by All Leading Wine Dealers and Grocers. (Jrbana Wine Company, URBANA. N.Y. <= k AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE “QOOD—LIKE YOU." When I reproved my little girl Her clear gray eyes were grieved and wet. as e ‘She owned her fault, for pardon plead, ‘And spoke some words I can't forget— has lost lives. In former | “If you were little, just like me. years people wouldn’t take eee pee toa? Cod-liver Oil on account of I could be always good—like you.” its bad taste. Now we have | She meant it! Her sweet innocence, Which sent so sharp and sure a dart, 9 Knows nothing of the wicked moods. CO Ss : ‘That sometimes sway her mother's heart. p+ 4s * Wrath, envy, folly, discontent, ‘The selfish purpose—not withstool— e ‘These things accuse me; but my child | mu sion Believes that Iam always good. ay | (08 «2b bath days the man of God Reproves me often unaware, the Cream of Cod-liver Oil, | Ashamed, I hear his earnest voice which is palatable and easier My own unworthy deeds declare. 3 And nobler lives rebuke my own, on the digestive organs than But none had ever shaft so true As she whose loving faith declared, plain oil, besides being more "'T could be always good—like you.” effective. Physicians, the world —Ars. George Archibald in Babyhood, over, endorse it. To the pure all things are said to be pure, Don't be decelved by Substitutes! but this does not include unregenerated butter. Prepared by Scott & Bowne, N.¥. All Draggista, Dallas News, Beecham’s pills are for biliousness, bilious headache, dyspepsia, heartburn, torpid liver, dizziness, sick head- ache, bad taste in the mouth, BICYCLES. (ieee tongue, loss of appe- vis AllWorld’s Championships | "t® sallow skin, when caused OF '92 AND '93 WERE WON, by constipation ; and consti- TheBipound rad wieel ‘ani'is}ound mee wretee | Pation is the most frequent Area paperdient nest lightest whelsknown be Gallties: Foreatsione wuawanee for Hehtrunning | cause of all of them. | MC ee eae Book free; pills 25c. At mespates Hants Cane tm drugstores,or write B.F.Allen OPIU Bud.steenenstebanon,one, | CO.,365 Canal St., New York. UNROMANTIC. swear that you love me, Gi By yon pale moon, I swear wear not by the inconstant moon—especially when you have the whole English language at your command.” i get more prompt attention and Detter service iog Jopom when answering UDIES! Why 1 Drink Poor Teas ? Greafbormican x= fee eee frany'de ee Cook Botan asta dae Bet > Agente, ra for eur celebrated goods, Foerull parulars adters THE OREAT AMERICAN TEA CO, 2c ard 33 Vesey Bt, N.Y. PO. tocna BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere. “ Rocetved the Highest Award for Merit and General Excellency,” World's Columbian Exposition, 18-3 Press oF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK, CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR || Size, Polded 334 x 834 x 63 tn. $15.00 Size of Picture 4xsin. The Folding Kodet. equattoany glass plate camera in the market except our Sixty Dollar Folding Kodak, Latest improve- mers, new shutters, finest adjustments, Adapted to snap thot or tripod work. Handsomely finished in mahogany and leather, The Folding Kodet with one double plate holder, = $1g.00 Rott Holder for film (Ready in 30 days) 10.00 EASTMAN KODAK CO., Send for'96 Rochester, N.Y. Catalogue. Jupaw's Linnany ia full of pare fan, No politics 1. THE S.W CORNER gis 30™ST. COMPA. and Is Ave. ous? *NEW-YORK: if your Dealer does not Keep them, Order DIRECT from us. Ton’t wait for the good times to come ; jump up and shake hands with them half way —A¢ lanta Constitution ‘TOBACCO THE SECOND INTOXICANT” Is the text of an eloqueat sermon, ied. Chicago preacher. He says:—-Tobacco is. nerve narcotizer and disease breeder, and robs men of vital and mental power.” If you have wed. tobacco long enough to feel the injury—want aquick perma- nent, economical reliet, start to-day, 00 a single box of NO-T0-BAG, Notbecause it makes tobacco TASTE. BAD, but by acting directly on nerve centres destroys. the | NERVE- CRAVING. effects and prepares the way for a discontinuance without ine restheces tire nervous system. rena ‘only usrantsed cure, and you will isd & WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD. 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