Judge, 1894-04-14 · page 11 of 16
Judge — April 14, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** with only two brief jokes. The main content consists of product advertisements typical of the era. ## Jokes/Cartoons: The only identified cartoon involves a **police captain's son** in a drawing class. When asked to draw a house, he refuses, quoting his father (a police captain) saying "if they don't soon put up the stuff he'll pull it." This is satirizing **police corruption**—the implication is that police threatened demolition or destruction unless property owners paid bribes ("put up the stuff" = paid money). It mocks the casual way a child repeats his father's corrupt practices as normal. A second brief joke mentions a woman maintaining composure while wearing "a thousand glasses" at the theater—apparently a reference to **Mrs. Yang Yu, wife of the Chinese minister**, with gentle humor about her stoicism or eye-catching appearance. ## Advertisements: The page is dominated by patent medicines, soaps, beverages, and bicycle advertisements—typical 1890s-era products marketed with exaggerated health claims.
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Teacher (of drawing-class)—* Now, Johnny, do you think you could draw that house over the way?” Police-captain's son—'* No, miss : but _pa says if they don't soon put up the stuff he'll pull it." —Raymond"s Monthly. Mrs, Wixstow’s Sooriine SyRur for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thera. 25 cents a bottle, — _ Johnnie (seeing his twin cousins for the frst e)—"* Isn't it funny, mamma?” Mamma— What, dear?” Johnnic—* Why, this baby isa philopena."—Chicago Inter-Ocean, The great European expositions have award- ed the premium to Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne for bouquet. Judge—" ave you anything to offer the court before sentence is passed?" Prisoner— “No, your honor. My lawyer took my last shilling.”"—Spare Moments. 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