Judge, 1894-03-31 · page 17 of 18
Judge — March 31, 1894 — page 17: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and satirical humor snippets**, typical of Judge magazine's format. The main visual content shows a sketch titled "AT ST. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA" depicting a couple by water, with dialogue about poker playing—a mild joke about marital financial tensions and gambling habits. Scattered throughout are humorous quotations on universal themes (aging, divorce, women's rights, poverty) attributed to various newspapers. One quip plays on the irony of a mugger robbing someone with no money. The bulk of the page consists of **product advertisements** from the 1890s-era: bicycles (Rambler, Raleigh), Scott's Emulsion cod-liver oil, Kodak cameras, Beecham's pills, cigars, bouillon, and railroad services. These ads employ period marketing strategies—testimonials, health claims, and appeals to modern convenience. There is **no significant political satire** on this particular page—it represents Judge's commercial revenue model blended with light social humor rather than its characteristic sharp political commentary.
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| |THE PUBLIC DEMANDED a strictly reliable high grade bicycle ‘and have liberally recognized the way in which thelr demands have been met in OMddBlOr’ BICYCLES GUARANTEED WHEELS. | wtalogue free at any Rambler Agency small for oro Sunt stampa sea lotd GORMULLY & JEFFERY MFG. CO. Chicago. Boston. Washington. New York, “mignest ai Gkanp CENTRAL STATION in the centre of New York City. ‘The Hudson River for one hundred and fifty miles, The beautiful Mohawk Valley, in which are some of the finest landscapes in America, Niagara Falls, the world's great- est cataract, The Adirondack Mountains, Nation's pleasure-gro and Sanitarium. "the The Empire State Express. the fastest train in the world, The ‘Thousand Islands, the fish- ‘erman’s paradise. The New York and Chicago Limited, the most luxurious train in the world. Are a few of the many attractions offered the public by the x vy YORK CENTRAL, ‘America’s Greatest Railroad.” Have you freckles, moth, black-heads, @ hes, ugly or muddy skin, eczema, et other cutaneous blemish? 9) ‘a. quick, perm: MISS MAGGIE, Vine Street, AGENTS W jebrated rs address THE OMEAT AWERICAN TEA CO, ‘SLand 33 Vesey Bt, N.Y. You Shiver and say: ‘I’m taking cold.” But you shiver because your system is weak and cannot resist outside influences. Scott’s Emulsion the Cream of Cod-liver Oil and hypophosphites will clothe your’ bones with solid flesh and build you up so you won't take cold easily. Physicians, the world over, endorse it. Don't be decelved by Substitutes! Prepared by Scott & Bowne, N. ¥, All Druggista wtictx AllWorld’s Championships OF '92 AND ‘03 WERE WON, aretgenrogent het ent tnt ear eat ar Ua et THE ALEIOM [2837 Ave. New Yors, CYCLE CO., 280 Wanasn Avz., Curcaco. Softly now the hills re» pi Suns and stars serenely shine; While the poet strings his lyre i And the liar strings his line, { —Allanta Constitution. | Footpad—"* Hold up yer hands!" Lone citi zen—"I haven't a cent with me. Just loaned all had to a friend.” Footpad (in. disgust)— **Go ahead. find th’ idiot-asylum three squares to th’ left."—Mew York Weekly. | Three-skore year and ten iz the'time allotted to man, and it iz enuff. If a man kant suffer all the ‘misery he wants in that time he must | be knumb.—/osh Billings. Mrs. Cora Belle Fellows-Chaska of Dakora may find some consolation in the fact that she lives in a county where divorces are granted while you wait.— Chicago Dispatch. Woman needs more pockets and should have them, as many as man if she so desires and can find places for them. Let us enfranchise women in the matter of pockets, and at once. —Florida Times-Union, Beecham’s pills are for biliousness, bilious headache, dyspepsia, heartburn, torpid liver, dizziness, sick head- ache, bad taste in the mouth, coated tongue, loss of appe- tite, sallow skin, when caused | | by constipation ; and consti- | | pation is the most frequent | | cause of all of them. Book free; pills 25c. At drugstores,or write B.F. Allen | Co.,365 Canal St., New York. | AT ST. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA. Tom, I won't stay here any longer if you mean to play poker every night.” My dear, we can’t afford to stay here if I don't play poker.” Quick Time. No change from Chicago. =|TO CALIFORNIA. and the Midwinter Fair via the Direct Route. E, DICKINSON, ‘Geoeral Manager, E. L. LOMAX, Gen'i rater TeArt het, Omaha, Neb. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YorK. $6.22 and $10.22 KODAKS, Snap-shot, Flash-light and time exposure pictures readily taken by any amateur with our A and B Ordinary Kodaks. Twenty-four pictures with- out reloading—simple in construction, well made and handsomely finished. You can «Do the Rest.” Free illustrated manual tells just how —but we'll do it for you if you want us to. PRICE, LOADED FOR 24 EXPOSURES. A Ordinary Kodak for pictures 2x 3% in., $ 6.00 B Ordinary Kodak for pictures 3% x4 in., Complete Developing and Printing Outfit, EASTMAN KODAK CO., ROCHESTER, N. Y. fw GREATEST INVENTION 'Veny OF THE AGE | WAVE IT. FAMILY SHOULD Tw CANS, se uc Pane RR STEPHEN F. WHITMANSON, Huvewtors ano Sove Mawes. -i- PHILADELPHIA, S.W CORNER 397ST. and IS!Ave. oa? “NEW-YORK: If your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from u: Chicago girl—* Under the circumstances, EVERY ONE can afford to use Clam Bouillon for Lunch, Dinner and Tea at 20 cents a quart. Enough for a whole family, Prepared in five minutes from a bottle of BURNHAWM’S CLAM BOUILLON Quality improved, ‘price reduced, larger bottles. All Grocers sell it. E. S. BURNHAM CO., 120 Gansevoort St., N.Y. Sample bottle, 10 cente; mak: pint. ROROKOKOLOLE comicbooks.com