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This is primarily an **advertising page** with some light satirical content. The main elements: **Notable Ads:** - Arnold Constable clothing for ladies - "I Can't Quit" tobacco cessory product, using pseudo-medical language about "tobacco heart" and "nerves" to sell a remedy - No-To-Bac tobacco substitute, claiming to make "weak men strong" - Carl Upmann's Bouquet Cigar **Satirical Content:** - "Her Bonnet" is a short poem poking gentle fun at female vanity—a woman primps her bonnet before church while congratulating herself on avoiding vanity, then spends the entire sermon thinking about her pretty bonnet instead of the preaching. The humor is mild social satire about hypocrisy. - A theater sketch ("At the Stage-Entrance") showing a museum manager fishing for oddities at the stage door. **Context for Modern Readers:** The tobacco "cure" ads reflect late-19th-century patent medicine culture, when dubious remedies claimed medical benefits without regulation. The bonnet poem represents period humor about women's fashion consciousness.

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RAVES Soc c oA M a28 Libr [ELEVATORS » PASSENGER @ | is Best Sapa ELEVATOR to, ROCRESTER™ NY Ainold Constable & Co.) CLOTHS FOR LADIES’ WEAR. ENGLISH AND SCOTCH CHECKED FACED DIAGONALS, PLAID BACK ITALIAN TWEEDS AN: ENGLISH TROPICALS. New and Beautiful Colorings. LADIES’ PLAIN CLOTHS, For Jackets and House Sacks. NEW COLORINGS. Broadway & 19+ St. NEW YORK. , 5 Tobacrousers: Soyoursell There Rei lyen ios ike. u, wilh what physicians call a*TO- RECO NERVE —thatis, sournervous systemis one Netely under tenscce’ : Harcotic stimulant, and when yo “1 CANT QUIT, 7 if% tell ih hit ‘The proper way is it ce eased nervous oem nby using i NO [To MAKES IT BAC! EASY, because ft acts directly on tho norve Centres, destroying the nerva craving eflects, builds up and Improves the entire nervous system. Makes WEAK MEN STRONG. Many report a gain ot ten pounds in tendays. You runno Pelee ‘or financial risk--NO-TO-BAG. ‘AS GOOD AS A ‘BEECH- NUT’ DS, FOR COSTUMES. COVERT CLOTHS. OTIS, Fou HIGHLAND CAPES. New York Attractions. Abbey's Theatre—Stuart Robson in A Comedy of Errors. | Academy of Mustc—The Girl I Left Behind Me. | Ryo a Opera House Peter F. Dalley in A Country Broudway Theatre— Closed. Opened next week with Utopia, Limited Garden Theatre—Rice’s * 1492." Grand Opera House--A Tekas Steer, + | Harri whe: Brincess of Trebizonde, Theatre—A Trip to ‘Man from Boston. John Drew ia The Butter- Proctor's—Continuous Vaudeville Standard Theatre —Ch: Au Star ‘Theatre Rosedale or, The Rife Ball. CADY WANTED 22 Sse Sa 5 csrenns once os JOMAN'S COOPERATIVE FOLEY COly MILWAUKEE, Win (ise) HER BONNET. When meeting-bells began to toll ‘And pious folks began to pass She ‘ety tied her bonnet on, The little, sober meeting iass, All in her neat, white-curtained room, before her tiny looking-glass. So nicely round her lady cheeks She smoothed her bands of glossy hair, And innocently wondered if Her bonnet did not make her fair ; Then sternly chid her foolish heart for harbor- ing such fancies there. So square she tied the satin strings ‘And set the bows beneath her chin ; Then smiled to see how sweet she looked ; ‘Then thought her vanity a sin, ‘And she must pat such thoughts away before the sermon should begin, Bot sitting ‘neath the preachéd word, Demurely, in her father's pew, She thought about her bonnet stili— Yes, all the parson’s sermon through— About its pretty bows and buds, which better than the text she knew. Yet, sitting there with peaceful face, ‘The refiex of her simple soul, She looked to be a very saint— ‘And maybe was one, on the whole— Only that her pretty bonnet kept away the aureole.—Mary E, Wilkins. If you these days would gather gold Your coffers great to fill, Seek not abroad this wealth untold ; Invent a patent pill. —New York Herald, FoR ALL - eases paid. If you wast employmean write Sesee P.O. VICKERY, a1 TT iQ: BAS sary, CURES, Tomaeco Thatcher Gold Cure €or, Newame, New York” Jvpor'sLi ts fall of pure fan, No polities. 10¢. 33 |\CARL, UPMANN’S TEN-CENT CIGAR. BOUQUET CIGAR. |, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere. ward for Merit and General Excellency,” World's Colaiblan Exposition, 18%, A spot. which always proves good fishis for rare freaks, AT THE STAGE-ENTRANCE. ing-ground for the museum-manager angling Kidneys Sharp, shooting pains, peck ache, be chest pains and palpi- tation relieved in Oxe Minute by the CuT- CURA ANTI-PAIN PLAs- ‘rer, the first and only pain-killing plaster, It restores vital electricity, and hence cures ner- vous pains and mus- cular weakness, je ache, isthe name of the bicycle you will wish to ride. Do not purchase any hicycle until vou have examined this make. peure Catalo arwick Cycle Mfq.(., Springfield. Mass D. L, DOWD'S HEALTH (xenora, . es fea de uae iat » THIS IS THE KING of Nickel In the Slot & Penny 8 Teling Machines Nickel Biated. Tt, jakes to the, money. 1 you wisn ‘to make ‘sinalt Tnvestments, order a sample machine wor! and pot it rk. pot 4 State rights: Wate tor jesimontats and © W.8. NOVELTY CO. 20 VERNON AVE, Onicago, 11. Boand Votames “Javer, Every copy of JupcE for 1893, in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9. Send orders promptly. Jadge Pablishing Co., 110 Fifth Avente, NEW YORK. HAM.” comicbooks.com