Judge — March 24, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Few men ever become too dignified to stop and watch a dog-fight or a man with a fit.— Philadelphia Record. How simply dwells the mountaineer! His food comes from the dreary wilds, His drink comes from the river. On second thought I greatly fear This is not true; for, come to think, He is too high a liver. Boston Budget, Your great-grandfather used to drink Marie Brizard & Roger cordials. “They were the best then, Outlived all others. For sale every- where. T. W. Stemmler, Union square, New York. Peffer says he wants to give woman, bless her !" every right and every privilege that he enjoys; but he will have to draw the line at those picturesque and voluminous whiskers.— St. Louis Globe-Democrat. “I don't understand it at al Paper meditatively. ‘Here I am doing all I can to kill off these pesky insects and yet the are continually getting stock on me."—Buffalo Courier. The Hon. 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