Judge — March 17, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

GETTING FULL VALUE. Repecca—"" It vos an awful brice to charche for der loan of a sleigh for one afdernoon—seven tollars !” Isaac—"* Dot's all righd, Repecca ; it's a coldt day ven I get lefdt. Vait till ve get oudt on der road ; I'll drife on all der bare spots and vear oudt der runners.” IN MORTE VERITAS. ‘*PJOBSON married an heiress, but he always protested it was a marriage of the heart.” “Did he prove it when her father lost everything ?” “Yes. He was found dead the next day with a note saying it was heart-failure.” GOT THE MEDAL. Customer (vo grocer’s clerk) —"* You say that the eggs in this basket are fresher than those in the box, and yet you charge twenty-five cents a dozen more for the latter. Grocer’s clerk-—“Yes 'm; but them eggs in the box took the prize at the world’s fair.” GAINING HIS POINT. THE old gentleman in the railroad-car was observed to shiver as the air blew briskly in through the open window in front of him. Finally he leaned over and addressed the occupant of the seat. “Do you travel much?* asked the old gentleman in friendly tones. ors WHAT DID SHE MEAN? OLD pe Wniskers— ‘I have had my life insured for fifty thou- sand dollars in your favor. Is there anything else I can do to please you?” Mrs. De Wuiskers (Ais young wife) — “* Nothing on earth, dear.” “Oh, yes," was the rather surprised answer. The older man nodded pleasantly. “Yes,” continued the other after a moment's pause, “I spend a great deal of my time in traveling.” ver mee} with an accident?” asked the old gentleman, lever.” * Not one?” “No,” was the answer: “are you nervous ? ‘The old man nodded. “Pooh!” laughed the other, “there's no di . What are you afraid of “Pneumonia, cinders and such things,” said the nervous man. The other snickered out- right. * How can you get them : traveling, I want to know ?” REPORTED WRON And the old man simply Dese yere papers neber git things right.” inted to the open window “No, I guess not. She 3 tow so?” ree es ii eee INGOW does do a little scratching now and Groom —"* Why, it says we wuz married at Hymen's alter—an’ it wuz at ole 4nd sank back in his:seat at then, but she never did anything in Pahson Johnson's, that’s how,” peace. black-and-white.”” “Did your ma do comicbooks.com