Judge, 1894-03-17 · page 15 of 16
Judge — March 17, 1894 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** with minimal editorial content. The main cartoon ("Born Tired") depicts a domestic scene: a woman in bed addresses a man, with dialogue suggesting marital exhaustion—she's telling him to "git up" while he protests he's tired. The humor targets lazy husbands and domestic conflict, a common Judge theme. The page is dominated by product advertisements for bicycles (Rambler, Raleigh), Scott's Emulsion (cod-liver oil tonic for children), Beecham's Pills, and patent medicines—typical late-19th century marketing. One ad promotes the New York Central Railroad's scenic attractions. The brief text snippets are humor quotes about daily life: elastic imaginations, ballroom etiquette, and a shaggy-dog story about a fish that dies after being conditioned to live without water. **No significant political satire** appears on this page—it reflects Judge's shift toward lighter domestic humor and extensive advertising rather than topical commentary.
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THE PUBLIC DEMANDED a strictly reliable high grade bicycle ‘and have liberally recognized the way In which thelr comancs have been met in OMDB." ‘a BICYCLES “WiGHEST GRADE GUARANTEED WHEELS.” Catalogue free at any Rambler Agency or mail for fo 9ecat stampa. sf GORMULLY & JEFFERY MFG. CO. Chicago. Boston. Washington. York. “The punch-bowl is more deadly than the anch pugilistic nowadays.— Pittsburg Dis- and Is'Ave. oss? If your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. This is a high-handed outrage,” as the boy arked when he found that his mother had the cookies on the upper shelf.—Si/tings, Graxp CENTRAL STATIO! centre of New York Ci ‘The Mudson River for one hundred and fifty miles, The beautiful Mohawk Valley, in which are some of the finest landscapes in America, Niagara Falls, the world’s great- est cataract. The Adirondack Mountains, ** Nation's pleasure-ground and Sanitarium.” The Empire State Express. the fastest train in the world. The ‘Thousand Islands, the fish- erman’s paradise. The New York and Chicago Limited, the most luxurious train in the world, Are a few of the many attractions offered the public by the NEW YORK RAL, “America’s Greatest Railroad.” the vertive! UDI my Drink Poo Teas? joany Quansity, Beta, aust Cook Boous and shh, Mat, Bea Clad Agente, Great American THE OueaT AMEEICAN TEA CO, 31 and 33 Veecy St, N.Y. Children will not develop uniformly unless they get sufficient nourishment. They will be thin, weak, hollow-chested. Scott’s Emulsion the Cream of Cod-liver Oil and Hypophosphites, over- comes the tendency toward thinness and makes children strong and healthy. Physi- cians, the world over, endorse it. Don't be deceived by Prepared by Scott & Bowne, Substitutes! 1. ¥. All Droggicta, A man with an elastic imagination is too liable to use it for a conscience. —Rechester Demecrat. Ball-room experiences are to the effect that wall-flowers come mainly under the head of cut Nowers.—Philadelphia Times, Wayward Diehl, a young man who failed twice in the newspaper business, simply be- cause he could not and would not tell a lie, re- Rates a story which goes something like this: Several months ago a well-known gentleman caught a peculiar kind of a fish. Ile carried it home alive and put it into a barrel of water Being of a rather scientific turn of mind, he commenced a series of experiments. Each'day he extracted a gallon of water from the barrel The fish never noticed the removal of the water or that there really was any change, and the day the last gallon of it was taken from the barrel it was noticed that the fish could exist without water at all, And so it did live and continue to thrive until some time after, when it accompanied its master on his daily’ walk ‘The gentleman desired to cross a stream upon a foot-log and thought the fish would experience no difficulty in following him, The fish tried to do so, walking upon its fins, but became dizzy, fell to the water below and was drowned, City Blizzard. Morphine Habit Cured in 10 to 20 days, No pay tll cured. Dn.J.8TEPHENS, Lebanca,Onlo. OPIUM Beecham’s pills are for biliousness, bilious headache, On whics All World’s Championships OF '02 AND '93 WERE WON, Arethe strongest wheels, as well as the lightest mai ‘Thea pound road wheel and 19 pound faeer arethe Srmest lest aaest,ightent whpela known, The Galitie. For catalogue addvesss so" éberunniog ‘THE RALEIGH $a 37mm Ave., New York, | OYOLE Co. {280 Wanane Ave, Curcag dyspepsia, heartburn, torpid liver, dizziness, sick head- ache, bad taste in the mouth, | coated tongue, loss of appe- | tite, sallow skin, when caused by constipation ; and consti- | pation is‘the most frequent cause of all of them. Book free; pills 25c. At | drugstores,or write B.F, Allen 4 1 ©0,4365 Canal St., New York. BORN Dinan sleep all day Mose: wid an ideah ?" Git up, yo" lazy, good-fo'-nuffin ; git up! Whad fo" yo" Doan’ distuhb dis yer coon ; cain’t yo" see I'm a-laborin’ TIRED. UNION PACIFIC Quick Time. No change from Chicago. TO CALIFORNIA ___— and the Midwinter Fair the Direct Route. PRESS OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEW Yorn. 22° and $10.22 ~ KODAKS, Snap-shot, Flash-light and time exposure pictures readily taken by any amateur with our A and B Ordinary Kodaks. Twenty-four pictures with out reloading—simple in construction, well made and handsomely finished. You can «Do the Rest.” Free illustrated manual tells just how —but we'll do it for you if you want us to, PRICE, LOADED FOR 24 EXPOSURES. A Ordinary Kodak for pictures 23x 3 in., § 6.00 B Ordinary Kodak for pictures 34 x ¢ in. 10,00 Complete Developing and Printing Outfit, 1.50 EASTMAN KODAK CO., KODAKS, $6.00 to $100.00. ROCHESTER, N. Y. Send for Catalogue. OF THE Ac rE. rani SHOULD Wy WN DP Guceaunel ex | STEPHEN F. Whit! &SON, levers ano Sous Mavs,“ PHILADELPHIA, ALL WINTER RESORTS IN Florida, Cuba, West Indies CAN ME REACHED DikECT BY TOE Railway and Steamship Lines of THE PLANT SYSTEM ‘and its conrectipns from the », NORTH, EAST, and WESTY three magnificent Hotels of the Pla... System, in Florida, J. H. King. Manager, now open for seasoa : SEMINOLE, at Winter Park ; TAMPA'BAY, at Tampa = ‘THE INN, at Port Tampa. Three excursions to the Island of Jamalca,—Last tripteaves Port Tampa about March ith weekly servive, via Plant Steamship L Port Tampa to Key West and Hava fishing and husting resorts of the Gulf Coast, t2r-Secure tickets reading via lives of the PLANT SYSTEM and CONNECTIONS. Three daily rales with through Pullman Sleeping» Cars from the North and East via Pennsylvania 7 imi Aantte Coast Line: also via. Steamship Lives from Bostoo, New York, and Baltimore to Savannah, connecting with 8. F. & W. Ry (Plant System). “Trains of the Plant System run direct tothe hotels For Circulars, Maps, Time-tables, etc., apply to W. M. Davidson, General Passenger Agent, JACKSONVILLE, FLA. J, D. Mashagen, Eastern ARE! Room A, Fred. Roblin, Trav, Pass. Agent 261, Brnapway, A. P. Lane, Agent, 208 WasitixoTox y ing else to do see how rap- idly you can say ‘*soup soothes theosophists thoroughly."—Zexas Siftings. “Javer, Every copy of Jupce. for 1893, in two volumes, substantially bound in cloth, with gilt edging, express pre- paid anywhere in the United States, for $9. Send orders promptly. Jadge Pablishing Co., 110 Fifth Avenae, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com