Judge — February 24, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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SHE PUSHED HIM AWAY. In the early spring when the song. Allured by the lies in the Boomerang, | An English dude with a concave breast Came out to bide in the woolly west. He watched the man with the shining pail | Who milked the cow with the flowing tail. ‘The tail was tied to the heels behind This female gender of the cattle kind. Then the dude dropped down with a pail and stool | On the shady side of a yearling mule, * Ne'neigh,” said tne niule ; ‘*it must not be, And she pushed him ‘way into eternity. —Cy Warman, Mas, Winstow's Sooritt nur for Chil- Uren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thoea. 25 cents a bottle, At the breakfast-table ina St. Anthony-hill residence the other morning the little five-year- old daughter of the house was asked if she would have some corn-bread and syrup. ‘Turn- ing up her nose in disgust she replied, ‘* No; it tastes too much like old carpets.” ‘How do you know what old carpets taste like? Did you ever eat one?” inquired an elder brother. “Why, yes,” said the youthful epicure. ** Be- fore I was an angel I was a moth, and when I was a moth I ate carpets and other things.” And they let it go at that.—S¢. Paul Dispatch. For sick, nervous and neuralgic headache use ‘The sure cure—Bromo-Seltzer. He told her that he loved black eyes, Declared his heart they'd won ; So when his mustache touched her cheek She promptly gave him one. Kansas City Journal, Keep a bottle of Cook's Extra Dry Cham- fagne in your ice-chest to entertain your friends. tis splendid, ‘A mendicant approached a benevolent-look- | ing old gentleman the other day and said, ** Dear sir, I have lost my leg.” To which the benevolent-looking gentleman replied as he hurried away, "* My dear friend, I am very sor- ry, but I have not seen anything of it."— 7id- Bits “WAYSIDE MUSIC.” A very charming little volume, from the press of G. P. Putnam's Sons, is ‘* Wayside Music,” by Charles H. Crandall, a favorite Jupce con- tributor. It is a collection of Mr. Crandall's poems published in a number of leading peri- odicals, Without being pretentious, the verses are without exception earnest, graceful and | poetic, and the writer deserves both congratu- lation and encouragement. A GENTLE! TO THE MANUFACTURE OF THIS TOBACCO we have gwen the most § careful attention and the benefit of many years experience. I is the choicest Smoking bacco, A. two-ounce triakpackage, by mail, postpaid, for es cents, irds sang, |do such a tremendous business?” Jennie— \‘*Why, all his shoes are marked two sizes smaller than they really are.""—Boston Travel- | ter. jand they have been in demand here ever since. | For sale everywhere. | York, | Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, or, if you |— Maude—"* Why does that shoe-dealer there) Howard T., who has lived all his short life in a city, was taken recently to visit at a ‘* real farm.” “The child was in ecstasies. Every animal on the place was a delight to him, but his affections especially centred about a Jersey calf. ‘would like to buy it," he said to the owner. ‘But what would you give in ex- change?" he was asked. “My baby sister,” replied the child with the utmost gravity. "* We | have a new baby nearly every year at our house and we've never had a calf."—New York Trib- une, General Lafayette, on his last trip to America in 1825, brought several cases of the genuine Marie Brizard & Roger cordials to America, ‘'T. W. Stemmiler, Union square, New HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic City, N. J “This is my summer hat,” she said, Leapinc Winter Resort. And placed upon her pretty head ‘A giant thing with fuzz upon it. * And now,” she said, and brought to view A scrap of lace just three by two, *T'l'show to you my winter bonnet.” —Chicago Record. When Johnny starts to use his voice He never will desist. I guess he'll be a congressman Or else a pugilist. — Washington Star, COFFEE is rendered more wholesome and palatable if instead of using milk or cream you use the Gai The cl dependence of those liable to sud- den colds Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. refer it unsweetened, then Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream, It's about time that the contestants down in Rio got up steam enough to hold at least a full-dress rehearsal of a sham battle.—Chicago Times. It would seem that the Columbian medal was, not edited by Anthony Comstock.— Washing- ton Post. = It is safe to say that any miniature railroad, locomotive and train of cars given toa small boy on Christmas day has by this time passed into the hands of a receiver.— Bangor Commer. cial, CHEER THY SPIRIT WITH THIS COMFORT! MAIL & Positive Enjoyment. No Injurious Effect. 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