Judge — February 17, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A HAWAIIAN VERSELET. Ex-Mayor William Kemp, who is evidently| ‘The populist is not exclusively a Kansas) In the Syracuse Courier there is an editorial Ina little Sandwich islelet dwelt a queen with |an able liar, tells a story bearing upon a form| product. He may reach his fullest develop- | entitled “*'The deadly cigarette.” Why so cen- kinky hair of election fraud said to be practiced in Troy | ment in a state where calamity ranges from | sorious? Did anybody ever know a person to And a fat retrousé noselet to inhale the balmy | and Albany. A repeater decided to vote on| grasshoppers and sand-storms to Governor | die of cigarettes who ought not to have done a Bishop Doane’s name in Albany. He present- | Lewelling and Mrs. Lease, but he is also found, | so?—Brooklyn Ea, And a pair of yellow eyelets, yearning for aed himself at the polling-place, and when asked | in a modified form, hurling his whereases and — ____ vanished throne— his name said, ** William Croswell Doane,” and | resolutions at the tottering thrones of effete! 7pddles—* Papa, Such a queen was Lily, ouki, owk, alani, all | when asked for his address gave the bishop's Europe. Scratch a socialist and you find the , what's the reason that t s the | when I drop my ball it falls down and if I drop alone. number on Elk street. This was a little too raw material for a Eee Transplant him| my balloon it falls up?"— Harper's Young much for one of the watchers and he exclaimed, |to a farm and the development becomes com-| Prop/e, In awe sod foc houselet dwelt a knight-|**Get out! You are not Bishop Doane.” ‘The| plete. Give him a smattering of ill-digested — ee 5 tramp promptly replied, "The h—I I ain’ hilosophy and deprive him of baths and he i it een ere ry Al the muglets of the earhlet betting dough-| and the inspectors let him vote-—-Zechange. Becomes an anarchist. Vaillant blows them up| gpk iter Pen Goa eaieatg de as, nathiog oo ne was Eveat —— with bombs; Mrs. Lease blows ‘em up with | obcrior to HOKER'S MITTENS, renowned ae Te era ne ani aceoadeiun, ised WINE OF THE ARISTOCRACY. her tongue.—Louisville Courier-Journal. ce teak, “Twill belp you, Lily, ould OK, alani, at!| _ V¥e Theophile Roederer & Co.'s celebrated | ‘alone i: + "| Red Label Champagne, extra dry and Brot, HOTEL TRAYMORE “How do you know she is plain-looking? Maison fondee en 1864. preferred by connois- a cee r 4 You haven't seen her.” I wrote to her in Pr s Heagrny= Atlantic City, N. J. ; In a certain little roomlet sits a senate grave | seurs for thirty years. ‘T. W. Stemmler & Co., Lakoine Witten: Recs: of her intellectuality and she didn’t get and stern. Union square, New York, sole agents, URAnING Wen ‘ fed," —Boston Transcript. ‘They have brainlets by the bushlet, they have — dollarets to burn, It is a very remarkable thing that the ship-|‘*No," mused the authoress whose manu:| When a man helps his wife with her work And they have a little switchlet for the knight-| ments of money by express on the days when | scripts are rejected, ‘I have not very much of | she has to drop what she is doing to wait on let's nether bone— trains are robbed are uniformly small. There | what the world regards as riches. But I bave | him.—A(chison Globe. Oh, alas, for Lily, ouki, ouk, alani, all alone! | are a number of express officials in this country | seventeen novels and six poems, all in my own who know a thing or two about lying them. | write."— Iashington Star, selves,— Buffalo Express. _ Cut off a rooster's spurs and you take the italics all out of his crow.—Kam's Horn, Mrs. Winstow’s Soornine Syrup for Chil- soot a j ; dren Teething; soothes the child, softens th The days of colds and Dr. Bull's Cough toms, allays all pain, cares wind colle and diar- ‘A POUND OF FACTS Syrup are at hand. Better buy a bottle. Thea. 25 cents a bottle. is worth oceans of theories. _ More infants are —_—— successfully raised on the Eagle brand con- For constant cheerfulness the lumberman . densed milk than upon any other food. The ‘ i There is mach mystification in London over are liable to less sickness than others. The | ‘kes the cake ; he is always chipper.— Lowel! the expedition against the Sofas, and the indi- | Eagle brand is therefore the best infant food. | @™7#7- cations are that somebody's been lying on them Philadelphia Ledger. We can talk brightly of art, science, litera- ture, politics, religion or crime and readily “* When pain and anguish wring the brow strike the gait of the majority of those who A ministering angel thou"—Bromo-Seltzer. | come under our roof. We aim to please in = grery way, and though we can be as simple as 5 ‘i Simple Simpson the sockless, we often give our Most people get their grip checked if they | visitors such strange, rich mental food that they are going away. Some people who fail to get ° suffer all night with intellectual heart-burn.— their grip checked in time go away never to| ‘“rdansaw Phomas Cal. return.— Troy Press. Tt takes an unusually self-satisfied man to} be arrogant and haughty in a pair of frayed trousers, — Texas Siftings. 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