Judge, 1894-01-20 · page 13 of 16
Judge — January 20, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal satirical cartoon content. The main advertisement is Williams' Shaving Soap, which dominates the upper portion with claims about superiority over cheap substitutes. The only clearly identifiable cartoon is "Pat's Preserver," a small dialogue-based joke at the bottom featuring what appears to be Irish characters (suggested by "Pat" and "yez"), though the joke text is partially cut off and unclear. There's also a brief text anecdote about **Mark Twain**, noting his recent pessimistic comments blaming Adam for introducing death to humanity. The passage gently mocks Twain's pessimism while crediting him as a major contributor to American public entertainment. The remainder comprises ads for champagne, cigars, hair removal products, and a listing of New York theaters—typical period advertising content. **No significant political satire or social commentary is evident** on this particular page.
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There’s no mis- taking WILLIAMS’— and if your Barber is using a cheap—‘face-chapping" and “sore-making” substitute—either Ae should change his Shaving Soap— or. you should change your Barber. E27 WILLIAMS? SHAVING SOAP feels like toft, cool, delicious eream—when put on the face. It softens the beard—makes it cut easily and quickly—without pulling, or stretching the skin. It surpasses all the “lotions “in the world—as a softener and healer of the skin. If you shave yourself—ask your Druggist for WILLIAMS? SHAVING SOAP—in sticks or tablets and take ne other hind. 64 Great Russell St, W., London, Eng. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Ct., U. S. A. If governors keep up this habit of stopping prize-fights we will have to change our system Of government.—Chicago Mail. BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGNE. Made from 2 to 3 years old Sonoma Valley Wine, Asenica’s BEST rRODUCT. ; Our cellars, extending from Warren to Chambers sueet, Sf the oct wiseceliary inthe city. They Enable us to cary sudicient stock to properly age the Wine before drawing it off into bottiea. ‘The best root of its superiority lies in the fact that we are fronized by the most prominent hospitals of New Works Brooktyn, and all pars of this country. Thave submitted A, Werner & Co.'s Extra Dry toa chemical analysis and tind lt/ree from any impariucs Shatever, I therefore cordially recommend it a8 2 Juve and healthy American wine. i. OGDEN DOREMUS.M.D., LL.D. Professor of Chetbisiry and Physics, ‘College City of New York. A. WEBNER & CO., 52 Warren St, New York Attractions. Abbey's Theatre —The Coquelin- Hading Com- pany. Academy of Music—In Old Kentucky. BYou Opera House—The Country Sport. Broadway Theatre—The Bostonians in The Maid Plymouth. imo—Lillian Russell in Princess Nicotine. ire Theatre—Sowing the Wind. Avenue Theatre—A Woman of No Impor- tance. Fourteenth Street Theatre—Darkest Russia. Grand Opera House—The Prodigal Father. Harrigan’s Theatre—Old Lave: Hoyt's Madison Square Theatre—A Texas Steer. Lycoum Theatre—Our Country Cousins, Metropolitan Opera House—America, Tuesday, ‘Thursday and Saturday, w Park Theatre—A(r mer’s Theatre—Rice's © 1492." Proctor's—Continuous Vaudeville. Standard Theatre —Charley’s Aunt. Star Theatre—The Road to Ruin. Tony Pastor's Theatre— Tony Pastor's Own ‘ompany. Find Mark Twain has contributed so much to the merriment of the American public that it isa ity to perceive a touch of pessimism in his Enttersday ‘utterances. “* Whoever,” he says, **has lived long enough to fini! out what life is knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.” Yet Adam couldn't help it. It was Eve's fault,—Brook- dyn Eagle. EARL & WILS S LINEN COLLARS FOR Removes balr from ibe face, otek, arm, or aay ‘wiltiont pala of Lnjery to Whe ti Modene An alert ing fellow responded to the call of “Next! in a down-town barber-shop the other night. He stuffed the financial page of an evening paper into his pocket as he climbed into the chair. ** Hair-cut ?" suggested the bar- bar. ‘*Naw; shave. Quick!" The barber quietly went about preparations for scraping, but remarked as he began applying the lather, ** What college are you attending?” The young man thrust the lather-brush aside. ‘* Say, bar- ber, if it’s as bad as that use the clipper: New York World. CARL UPMANN’S BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. BOUQUET CIGAR. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere. PAT’S PRESERVER. yez marry sich a big woman, Pat?" * Well, she saved me loife, How was thot?” Well, yez see, she said she wouldn't kill me if I'd marry her.” an’ AANHEUSER- BUSCH BIER Awarded the GRAND FIRST PRIZE and 8IX MEDALS AND DIPLOMAS AT WORLD'S EXHIBITION ON ACCOUNT OF EXCELLENCE IN EVERY RESPECT. Highest score in Quality and Absolute Purity. “ “ “ “ Hop and [alt Flavor. Brilliancy. Highest score in Commercial Importance of Brewery. 0, MEYER & CO., 104 BROAD STREET, NEW YORK, It’s a wise cow that knows its own butter.— Florida Times-Union, FAQUAL BLEMISHES, morid for tue treatment of the ‘Skin, A Cincinnati editor has -given five thousand dollars to the other poor people of the city.— Minneapolis Tribune, When you ask for CALISAYA LA RILLA, you need not fear imitations. Calisaya La Rilla is unlike any other. The bottle and label are especially designed to be original and characteristic. The Calisaya La Rilla itself is so superior and unique that it will be a long time before the substituters will succeed in sell- ing any of the “just as good” imitations. Calisaya La Rilla is new, is made by a scientific process, is the only standard- ized Calisaya.- It is far supe- rior to all the old-fashioned Elixirs of Calisaya, zoth Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARRER, F. R.A.S. GiK hove, very one: as he tenderly stroked her hair, ‘‘ do you believe that a deep, abiding love like ouirs can ever die out?" “* Not now, George, I don't,” she responded, it always did in my previous engagements."— Chicago Record.” For Clubs and Hotels. No wine room or any first-class ho- tel, club, café, or gentleman's cellar & is complete without this valuable ad- junct. Served on the side and at afternoon and evening entertainments and receptions, hot or iced. BURKHAM’S CLAM BOUILLON. 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