Judge — January 13, 1894 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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We're told that true love never Runs smoothly in its course, We know a case, however, Which breaks the proverb’s force ; A pair lived in Chicago Six months without divorce, —Kansas City Journal RHEUMATIC Sciatic, sharp and shooting pains, strains and weak- nesses relieved in one min- ute by the CuTicuRa ANTI- Pain Paster. Itinstantly relieves weak, painful kid- neys, back ache, uterine pains and weaknesses, coughs, colds and chest pains. "It visafizes the ner= vous forces, and hence cures nervous pains and muscular weakness when all others fail. ‘An east-end small boy, who has mastered the difference between ‘‘ do” and ** did,” heard his | mamma say to his papa, ‘1 don't know what |has got into my sewing-machine. It must be hoodooed.” ** Mamma,” said the little fellow, **you should say ‘ hoodid " and not * hoodoed.” The same child once described a screw as “*a nail with rufiles on it." —Pittsburg Chronicle, ice, asc. five, $t. Atall druggists or mk "pofria Dice aod Chau, Cots Botan | Dashaway—"* Well, Billboard, did you have This is the season when the merry Italian |a nice western trip?” Billdoard—"* Yes. But laborer fails in his attempt to thaw out the stick | I had a narrow escape while the company was of dynamite, but gains immortality thereby.— | in southern California.” Dashatoay—"* How Buffalo Express. was that 7" - Billboard —* We came near play- — ing in a town that was not four miles from an ostrich-farm."—New York Sun. New York Attractions. Abbey's Theatre —The Coquelin- Hading Com- 2, i pany. , Tw OU - strawberries, cademy of 3 le—In Old Kentucky, as her husband helped himself to the preserves Buea Opera Homme Th CReTY SPT Ronin fa third time," Ves," replied he, "they ate Hood. |very good for a put-up job."— Washington Garden Theatre—The Professor's Love Story. Harri [think I did a good job when I put up those "said Mrs, Snages complacently EARL & WILSON'S ro— A Texas Lycoum Theatro—Our Country Cousins. Not even a canal-horse would ever get ahead if he didn't have a pull.—Boston Transcript. The dancing-masters are arranging for an- other national convention. ‘They probably have some new movement on foot.—Philadelphia | Ledger. WORLDS FAIR The burglar is not inclined to be talkative, but he is a great bore when he finds the safe locked. — Binghamton Republigan, TO THE YOUNG FACE Poszoni’s Complexion Powder gives fresher charms, to the old renewed youth. Try it, WHO IS IT? Jagson says you can't blame a theatrical coinpany for being spiritless when the ghost won't walk.— Elmira Gazette, It argues no lack of ability in a boy that he doesn’t make an opening for himself by going If Assassin Prendergast is going to squirm | HSIN On too thin ice.— Philadelphia Times. under the lash of remorse, he can do it better at the end of a rope.— Courier-Journal. 20th Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off. Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F. R.A.S. K. Lone &'Co.. 1013 Arch St, Philadeiphia, Pa, ‘Bvery one should read this litle book.""— Athenaeum, _A St. Louis physician says that “if he had his way” he would never marry two blondes, but would always require a blonde to get a brunette fora partner. If he had his way thou- | . 3 sands of brunettes would bleach their hair light | _ Cleveland is a good deal better at confessing yellow and blondes would dye.—Aorristowen | Other people's mistakes than he is at acknow!- Herald, edging his own.—St, Louis Globe. Democrat. reinstate | CART UPMANN’S deville. tre —Charley's ‘Theatre—Tony Pastor's Own James G. Blaine’s fame is secure in realms where the mud-slinging politicians can never trespass. — Pittsburg Dispatch, America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, BO UQU ET CIGAR. Jupor’s Lrnnany {s full of pure fun. No politics. 10c. Well, Van Alen was enough of a Democrat not to make a Wanamaker of himself.—Chicago Times. Clara—"* Aren't you engaged to Jack?” Pru. nella—"*No. You see, I wanted to be different |in something from all you other gitls."—Kate For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere. | Field's Washington, yy GARTER: poston OAnY twa a8 oun OM” wereno To vee! AOPERTIOA” coggg #nCAT A CO ‘SPRAGUE CCHOOL OF LAW. “We rer ovmous AnouT “Juoct” aur THE REQULT WAS SUCH THAT WE HAVE JUST RENEW? 0 OUR CONTRACT WITH Kw. AYER & BON FOR ANOTHER YEAR.” 4 COTmER, J, LC, DETROXT, NHEUSER- BuscH Wins. THE sca” FAMOUS ST. LOUIS BREWERY AWARDED THE PRIZE AT THE WORLD'S FAIR Special Dispatch to the Globe-Demecrat. WORLD'S FAIR, Cuicaco, Itt, October 26. No award has ever been made so gratifying to St. Louis people and so justly merited as the one given to-day by the Columbian jury of the World’s Fair, consisting of connoisseurs and chemists of the highest rank, to the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Association. By metbods of unrivaled business enterprise, and by using the best material produced in America and Europe, excluding corn and other adulterants or surrogates, the different kinds of the Anheuser-Busch beer have become the favorites with the American people, and have now conquered the highest award in every particular which had to be considered by the Columbian jury. ‘The high character of the award given today by the jurors will be better understood when it is known that the different beers exhibited by the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Association had to compete with hundreds of the most excellent displays of other brewers. The fact that no other concern has received 60 many points for the various essential qualities of good beer confirms anew the firm's reputation as the leader of all American beers, 0. 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