Judge — January 6, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The other day I was told of a little girl who attended a distribution of prizes given by the | society for the prevention of cruelty to animals. She bad won, you must know, a book as a re- ward for writing the best essay on the subject given, and, with the other successful children, was undergoing a viva-voce examination, “Well, my dear,” said the gentleman who had given away the prizes, ‘can you tell me why. it is cruel to dock horses’ tails?" ** Because,’ answered the little girl, ** what God has joined together let no man put asunder."—Leisure Hours. Mrs, Winstow’s Soornine Syrup for Chil- ren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea, 25 cents a bottle. She loved him very tenderly ; He loved her not a bit. Yet fate decreed that on this night “They side by side should sit. * Say something sweet, dear,” said the maid; And through her colored glasses She eyed him fondly as he breathed The single word—"* Molasses ! Boston Budget. 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