Judge — December 16, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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She was not proud nor wealthy, ‘And so fame stood aloof ; She was not strong and healthy, ‘So kept beneath her roof ; vat fate’s harsh interdicture Failed with this maid demure, And now fame prints her picture In a sure consumption cure. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Winstow’'s SooTnine Syrup for Chil- cething ; soothes the child, softens the lays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- 5 cents a bottle, Mrs dren gums. rhea. Mr woma’ x Murphy was known as a very sociable She made it a point never to pass an cquaiitance without speaking. One day she met Mrs, Casey on the street. ‘* Good-marn- sey," said she.‘ How do yez feel this marnin'? "Not thot Oi care a dom, Mrs. Casey. but Oi jist wanted t’ open th’ convoor- sttion.""—Boston Budget. ‘The people of Dallas, ‘Texas, are threatening to hold the Mitchell-Corbett fight in the taber- sacle built for the Kev. Sam Jones, We are rot sure but that the two prize-fighters could give as elevating an entertainment as Evange- ist Jones is accustomed to give.— Buffalo En- quire. _ Champagne has a large amount of carbonic acid io it; it is healthy and nourishing. Cook's Extra Dry Imperialis the best. Highest award, diploma and medal, Columbian exposition, Wife—"* To-morrow is your birthday, dar- ing, and I am going to stop at the jeweler’s and buy you a present.” /fer hubby—" Get something cheap, pet. I haven't paid him for my last birthday-present yet.""— Spare Ao- pants Mter all, it is the condition of trade that reg- vlates the fashions. Nearly all kinds of gar- ments are worn longer in dull times than in prosperous ones.— Boston Courier, ‘vably few people take so much interest business as the pawn-brokers,— Boston Commercial Bulletin, GENTLEMANS. SMOKE) YALE MIXTURE SMOKING TOBACCO & manufactured of the best leaf town, selected ly for this especi @) Brand) regardless ¢ cost ( = BROS, BALTIMORE, DS Cae ca LADIES WHO VALUE refined complexion must use Pozzon!'s Powe t. It produces a soft and beautiful skin, 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, bvit Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. » PROF, HARLEY PARKER, F- R.A. S: ‘Lone &'Co., 1013 Arch St, Pailadeiphia, Pa, cry one should read this little book." —d thenaeum. 11 will get more prompt attention and better service Casual caller—* Why do you use the leit hand only in writing on the typewriter?) Why don't you use both hands?" Editor—"'It's a trick I learned out west, where I had to write editorials with one hand and keep the other on the butt of my revolver."—Judianapolis Jour. nal. Madam Newriche—"1 want a first-class passage to Havr 1 agent of the Standard fine—"'Yes, ma'am." Madam Newriche— “And I insist upon having a smooth passage, no matter what the cost." —Chicago Record, WINE OF THE ARISTOCRACY. Vve Tneophile Roederer & Co,’s celebrated Red Label Champagne, extra dry and Brut, Maison fondee en 1864, preferred by connois- seurs for thirty years. T. W. Stemmler & Co., Union square, New York, sole agents. “Come forth, sweet maid !" he sang as he His serenade rehearsed ; But never knew if she came forth Because her pa came first. —Vonkers Gazette, Freeport, Long island, is agitated by a ghost that is between seven and eight feet tall and wears enormous whiskers—a regular hair-rais- ing spook.—PAiladelphia Ledger. “Did you know Mrs. Plentirocks had stained glass all through her new pouse?” ‘No; but what a pity! Can't she get anything to take it out?”—Rochester Democrat, Extract from a new novel—' Stand where you are, Reginald de Coursey! Advance one step nearer and I will tell you what I saw at the world’s fair!" “* Foiled again !" hissed the villain as he faded from view.—Philadelphia Record, NOT FAR WRONG. Countryman —"' Safe, eh? should say it was blamed unsafe.” Waal, 1 ga Duplicate Whist. For Home Amusement and instruction in the game of Whist the Kalamazoo Method is unequaled. HRISTMAS GIFT to Whist Play- ers it is just the thing. You can find Kalama- 200 Duplicate Whist Sets on sale at all leading Stationery and Sporting Goods Stores. Prices Tange from $3.00 to $14 00 fist and Duplicate Whist quette as adopted by the ard American Whist Con- ress, 1893, sent to any address upon receipt of o-ct. per set. ules and Whist Bti- veationing JoDox when answering advertisementa, LEWIS @. TEWKSBURY, BANKER, 50 Broadway, New York, A letter written with one’s own hand is con- other. Bishop Marrington, whose handwriting is execrable, wrote to a correspondent, ** Out of respect I write to you with my own hand, but to facilitate the reading I send you a copy made by my amanuensis."—Louisville Western Recorder, ARE YOU MARRIED? It is the small annoyances that worry—sour milk over night, no milkman in the morning ; no cream for the coffee ; no milk for the baby. ‘The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is always ready for use. Obtainable everywhere. We all laugh at the turkey, which struts around because he is petted and fed freely just before Thanksgiving, but every married man has been fooled in the same way, except that he buys a sealskin cloak instead of getting his head chopped off.—Atchison Globe, Londonderry stands alone! sidered more respectful and courteous than any | it every man justice and make him take Galveston Nerws, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is, superior to BOKER’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, The bridge-jumper may not inherit notoriety, but it comes to him by descent all the same.— Glens Falls Republican. WILLIAMS? SHAVING STICK. | Cheeks ana Chins are kept, soft—cool—fresh and || comfortable if | Williams’ Shaving Stick! Lather rich as thick cream—Never dries onthe face. Your Druggist has it. 25c. ,_ In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the Nore v4 Post Street, Edi rrencies A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD, The Club Cocktails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM CIN and VERMOUTH. Wa guarantoo these Cocktails to be made of abso- lutely pure and well matured Hquors, and the mizing equal to tho best cocktails served over any bar in tho world; being com- pounded inaccurate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality, and, blend- ing thoroughly, are superior to those 5 mixed as wanted. Wo prefer you should buy of your dealer. If he does not keep them wo will send a selection of four bottles, prepald, for $6.00. Sole G. F. HEUBLEIM & BRO., proprictors, 80 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn., and 20 Pieeadilly, W. London, Eng. “THLING BROS, & EVERARD, Kalamazoo, Mich. tar-For sale by all Druggtsts and Dealers, OF INTEREST TO TRAVELERS, The Baltimore and Ohio railroad announce that they have placed on sale round-trip tickets at reduced rates to the winter resorts in Florida and the south, and also to such points of inter- est as Luray, Natural Bridge and Gettysburg. This company has also arranged to place on sale excursion-tickets to San Francisco and other points in California, on account of the midwinter fair, at unusually low rates. Ex. cursion-tickets are now on sale to Baltimore and Washington via the famous Royal Blue line. With’ its vestibuled train-service via Washing ton to Cincinnati, St. Louis and Chicago the Baltimore and Ohio is in the best of condition to handle western and southern travel. That the line is a popular one is attested by the im- mense world’s-fair business handled this sum- | mer. Those contemplating a trip west or south this winter should write to C, P. Craig, general eastern passenger agent, 415 Broadway, New York, for rates and other information. JUST ISSUED, PRICE, 25 CENTS. A handsome fifty-two-page book, including two colored plates and an illuminated cover printed in eight colors. FULL OF LAUGHTER. To be had of all news-and book-sellers, or will be ‘sent postpaid on receipt of price by the pul The Judge Publishing Co., 110 Fifth Ave., New York. Buys and sells Bills of Exchange on all parts of the world. comicbooks.co