Judge — December 9, 1893 — page 46: what you’re looking at

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rine Ss irae FOR MEDICINAL USE NO FUSEL OIL ‘This is the time of year when there isa chill in the atmosphere, malaria in the air, and when coughs and colds are painfully prevalent. YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO NECLECT A COLD, and you should take the best known preparation forit. Nothing which has ever been discovered has equaled Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey for counteracting the first approach of any cold, cough or malarial symptoms. It is for sale by | 1 druggists and grocers universally, but care should be exercised that none but’ Duffy's is secured. Send for our illustrated book, DUFFY MALT WHISKEY CO., Rochester, N. Y. Poct—*And what did the profess» say to my tragedy?” Professor's wife (somewhat embarrassed)—'* Oh, well—he was, in short— speechless” Poet—'* Speechless ! What does that mean?" Professor's, wife—"' Sir, it means a good deal for a man who can speak seven languages."—Tit-Bits. Donald (an Americanized Scotchman, to his cousin Sandy, newly arrived)—"' Sandy, me boy, and what will ye have for your breakfast the morning 2” Sandy—"* Oatmeal.” Donald —"And what for dinner?” Sandy—"* Oat- meal.” Donald—** But_what for supper?” Sandy—"Oatmeal." — Donald—"*And what else will you have besides oatmeal?” Sandy— *Losh ! mon alive, is there onything else 2”— | Boston Courier. In Chigp iy (nervously)—"" Do you think, dear, the cholera will visit us this year?” Husband—"1 wouldn't be at all surprised Everybody else we ever heard of has visited us, and why not the cholera?” — Wife (brighten: ing) -"* That's so. [hadn't thought of that. I guess we can stand it." —Detroit Free Press, Customer—" Lam troubled with rats in my room.” Druggist—"* Yes, sir. Bromide or ammonia cocktail?"—Brooklyn Life. ae the Past Fifty Ue Mas. Wowsrow's Soorumea Sruce has been used for over FIFTY YEAMS by MILL ef MOTH CCl th ALLAYS ALL. PAINS Ww COLIC, ‘and ‘ie the best remedy for DIARRH Sold by Druggtata tn every. part of the world sod aad cor Sire WinslgWa Southing Syrup,” | no other kind. “Twenty-Ave centaa botte. Hand take vp, re A CROSS-ROAD SOLILOQUY, Tiprrurr (who has passed a neighbor without knowing if}—" Tha's funny! M’ head ‘s 's clear 's a bell, but, smotherin’ ferrets, what a twist them legs ’s got.” THE GILBERT TRUSS. “AN shows faceof padand 2, groove (1) to prevent Compression of sper- matic cord and nerves, “BY shows truss com: Thumb-screw to ad. just pad at any angle, 3. Set-Screw to prevent lateral motion of 4. “Slot to widen spring. 5. To lengthen or short- 2, 1. Groove to prevent in- en spring. jurious pressure. The Gisert Truss is ‘‘a condition, not a theory.” Its superiority is admitted. The profession indorse it. The laity All wise men use it. For your own benefit, you should employ it. ise it. THE GILBERT TRUSS CO., Prices reduced to suit the times 28 West 23d Street, New Vork. tivities. That every one may get the we will send a charges prepaid. PARIS, - + = 86 W. Broadway, N. Y. City. - CHOCOLAT MENIER No Christmas is quite complete with- out Chocolat-Menier enters into the fes- Its delicious taste, well-known strengthening properties, and aid to digestion make it just the present fitting the times, alike acceptable to the young housekeeper, the dyspeptic or the aged. benefit of this announcement, if your grocer hasn't it to supply you, send his name and $4.80 and r2-pound carton (yellow wrapper), express Give address plainly and name this paper, - MENIER. - - - LONDON. 59 Wabash Ave., Chicago. In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the rag-tgs E. rath St. ons York, New ngs Olive Street, Louis, Mo. pobsue Post Stecet, ‘San‘Francisco. vir Wamaah Are., ANNOUNCEMENT TO w= ADVERTISERS. THE HAPPY NEW YEAR JUDGE» Will be on sale everywhere during the week ending December 30. A large extra edition will be printed, and the advertising will be arranged so as to bring best results. No extra charge for space. Advertising forms close December 15. For further particulars, reservations of space, ete., JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., NO Fifth Ave., New York. | Advertising Ed., WILLET F. COOK. “ —B.BL— BUTTS’ BROMO-LITHIA Cares all Headaches snrs.cristarsicst “Your husband is so may gnetic a man,” said the visitor. * I know it,” responded the wife. ‘1 found a steel hairpin sticking to his coat collar the other day.”— Washington Star. [DEAL MUSICAL BOXES MARE & OELIONTFUL, WEDDING ANNIVERSARY AND HOLIDAY PRESENT: HIGHEST AWARD DAL and DIPLOMA COLUMBIAN EXPOSITION. eal Musical Boxes are the most complete, rable and perfect boxes made. Produce tbs mont eaquistte tnusle aad will play aby suinber Dave fo stock 2% different styles from anu These Instruments are all guarssteed: lete line of mutica boxes of all n, 4 cts. to 13000, and & Send tse lor @-page tilvsirated catalogue wir ust ‘oft ‘tune See comicbooks.com Ce i aE