Judge — November 18, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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TER UNITED STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE, ‘One copy. one vear, or s2 numbers = $5.00 One copy. six months. or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy. for 13 weeks 13s Including the Cwastatas Junce ‘RIPTIONS—Toalt for ries im the postal union $64 year, THe JuDoe PUBLISHING COMPANY (JupGe BurLoiNc) Cor, Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. Judge’s Comic Almanac for 1894. FIFTY PAGES OF 1 FOREIGN tien re protected by copy Infringement of this copyright will be ar NOTIC! Fight in both the United States and Great Britain, promptly and vigorously prosecuted THE R iat of the first baby. SCRATCH A FRENCHMAN and you will find a subject of the czar, LE of the minority: EPitary O LUCY STO! “After life’s fitful fever she sleeps lack well.” OUNOD made people enjoy life. and MacMahon made them reach out to yet their graves. THE a FRENCH to the kais here, Billy! ef you run funeral again we'll mash yer.” HAT A WOMAN of Sorosis doesn’t know is precisely the ation you ought to acquire. wnforr MB: HILL kindly leaves the senate when he wants to talk somebody to death, and goes over to Brooklyn, New York. SEARCHING for the graves of D. B. Hill you want to take David along with you. He knows Where they are located. N several Wanperinc Witiie—" T wish't an article says dey lynched a white m: T nched a wi RING WILLIE—"* Lookin’ THE WORST RED TAL rules which tie up an org till it can’t move, and then refuse it the privilege of untying itself. Those nization WE HAD supposed that the government could not be run without the aid of Carl Schurz, but Judge Gresham is a truly great man. HICAGO ASSUMES not to like New York, but we all know the charming contrariety of the handsome and somewhat vicious co- quette. LET THERE BE election. 18. Arnold may be alluded to occ: is sick of the Iscariots. no more references to the Judases until the next jonally, but the public : Nebraska, “with a brass collar around my neck.” Are we to suppose that the gentleman wears it around his ankle? A RECENT INCIDENT shows that the eyes of impudent tramps are not proof against cayenne pepper. paste it in your sun-bonnet. Cut this out, country lady, and OUR MODEST CLAIMS. EPGar FAW T be, but them, and the r ys Americans are a race of boasters. It may y stick closely to the truth, ‘The facts happen to be with ht to boast is thereby established, We do suppose there was never yet an American, however much he boasted, who knew how to tell a lie. ie A BIG MISTAI SWEET CHARITY. WoNX T SOMEBODY pass around a number-six hat for the briefless, brainless barristers of the bar association? If nothing is contrib- uted they can at least take the hat and cover with it a multitude of defi- ciencies; and it may come handy as a medium of denunciatory conversa- tion, This is going to be a hard winter, and hats is hats. THE SEARCH FOR VILLAINY. ‘THE DISPOSITION of the temperance-union women in Chicago to Parkhurst that entire city savors as much of a depraved curiosit of a desire for reform, ‘They saw the worst of the slums, and some of them were prostrated by the developments. How can they use their information, and wherefore the good of their new knowledge of de- pravity? THE NARROW VIEW. A CLERGYMAN of Philadelphia says we shall have no return of pros perity “until Christianity shall be recognized as the law of the land, Here is your church-and-state with a vengeance—such a vengeance as would leave no free-thinker or honest questioner with a head safe to re- main on his shoulders. Oh, let us never be so good in our way that we can't let somebody else be good in his way. DAVID’S GOOD FAITH, ATOR HILL always stands by those who stand by him, He requires of them implicit obedience, no matter what they are asked to do; but he will give them their re- ward at any sacrifice to his unique conscience or his party’s good name. There is no man so unfit for office that he may not get office if he is the obe- dient servant of Senator Hill and that gentleman has office at his disposal. HANG HIM! HE MAN who is sane enough to load a pistol with the end in view of assassination is sane enough to hang. The shooting of Carter Har- rison ought to be followed by as speedy punishment as the law will allow, and no false sentiment in behalf of a disor- dered mind. All murderers are more or less disordered, and their lives are of no consequence in comparison with the rights and the safety of the people. T was down in Louisiana, Here's las’ week.” ite man! What fer?” fer work when he orter bin killin’ LET US NOT BE OVER- LOADED. A LONDON PAPER says thatevent- ually the United States will annex all the South American republics. Such a necessity may arise from complications with foreign nations, but not for a long time yet. An un- derstanding, or a compact for mutual protection, is all that is needed now. In most hands a double deck is calamitous, while a single one, backed by honest shrewdness, is very liable to take the odd trick. THE WORST WHITE-CAPS YET. N OSCEOLA, Nebraska, there is an organization of women white-caps, made up, we are assured, of the leading women of the town, These women sent forged notes to certain young ladies, purporting to come from young men and inviting them to evening meetings in a neighboring wood ; and when the young ladies responded the white-caps captured and flogged them, and even threatened them with tar-and-feathers. All of the parties to this business are to be condemned, and the only complete justice would be a cycione that would break up the town so that it would never be able to pull itself together again, SO EMOTIONAL! HILE IN PARIS Admiral Avelan received ten thousand letters, from as many women, asking for his autograph or a lock of his hair, At Lyons a woman was killed in the crush, and her shrieks were drowned by the cheers of the masses. And at Clinchy a woman waved French and Russian flags with wild cries, deliberately jumped into the river and was drowned, and when the body was recovered it was found wrapped in an undergarment made of the flags of both countries. There is apparently nothing that these French women fear to do to show their devotion to their new allies—and from some points of view it is most lamentable. comicbooks.com