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iled for sixty thousand, Took a last look at the wreck, when next they found him Vas suspended by the neck. creditors said he drank ; lis wife said he was robbed ; ic his moneyed country partner imply sat around and sobbed. the wily coroner His brain was extra sized) the man was plainly crazy, or he'd never advertised, ancis Sullivan in Printer's Ink, xsLow's SooruiNc SyRuP for Chil- ng; soothes the child, softens the sail pain, cures wind colic and diar- 25 cents a bottle. Mrs. dren Tee go fhoea. Mrs. Wiekwire—"* What is the difference tetween sve and a chicken, dear?" Mfr, Wick mire—"".\vout thirty-five years, I guess.” Afrs, Wiekwire—" Ob, you hateful thing! ‘That “t the answer at all, ‘The chicken is killed ss aid Lam dressed to kill."—Jndianap- ournal, New York will have a feast of good things world’s candy exposition, when manage- ent and exhibitors will literally play sweet on the public with bonbons and et ceteras from November Oth to 2gth. Among other virtues it must be said of the foot-ball player that he doesn't get his hair cut ina crowded shop on a Saturday night.—PAil- adelphia Times. After a woman has been married three weeks she doesn’t like to have her husband around the in the day-time.—Aéchison Globe. CHAPPING, Chafing, DANDRUFF, Itching, Speedily Relieved by PACKER’S TAR SOAP. “ Chapped skin isa winter plague easily avoided \ : GENTLEMaNS SMOKE v COULD NOF IMPROVE THE QUALITY + paid double the price his 1» choicest Smoking Tobacco ! experience can produce that money can buy K Drops of wisdom now and then dri off the flying pen, such as ‘Care will spoil a Quiet felines catch the rat,” ** Wait not till’ to-morrow’s sun if the work can now be done,” * Frightened sheep will seek the fold,” **Better wisdom is than gold,” “Of making books there is no end,” “* Make a loan and lose a friend"; but of all the gems of thought ever in the quarry wrought, shaped with care and skill and then dropped from off the tongues of men, suited to the whole year through, ever timely, ever true, whether in the autumn haze, winter's cold or summer's days, nothing is there, we surmise, half so trite or half so wise as ‘Now's the time to advertise.”— Canajo- harie Radi. p from MERIT WILL TELL, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne re- ceived both medal and diploma from world’s Columbian exposition, the highest prize in the Power of the judges to bestow. Dialogue between friends at the theatre dur- ing the representation of an opera by Wagner— “You seem to be enjoying yourself.” ‘1? Not at all.” “ Then what makes you applaud?” “Tt keeps me awake."—Courrier des Etats Unis. Smatt brother—"* should think sister would a good deal rather have you call to see her than Mr, Getthere.” New adorer (delighted) “Would you? Why?" Small brother— *"Cause he always musses up her hair so,"— Good News, Ivan Ottlik of the royal Hungarian ministry of agriculture, who is now in Washington, thinks our farmers are overproducing wheat, and that in this wheat, by and by, the farm- | grill find their sol exhausted. — Philadelphia Ledger. BOYS BICYCLE FOR $3.00. ageINCH, $3.50. a8-INCH, $4.00. Well made and durable. Will aend direct tocon: samer on recelpt of price. LA. WESTON & CO, Jauasvitis, N.Y. The ballet-girl gazed on the gay front row, (On the Gude and the bald old sage, And she thought, ‘Oh, I must be much like wine, For I seem to improve with age.”” Boston Budget. Emma Goldman says she would rather stay two years on Blackwell's island than go to church. The only comment that suggests itself to our mind is, “Ah, there! Stay there !"— Elmira Advertiser, : A PITIABLE SIGHT it is to see an infant suffering from the lack of proper food. It is entirely unnecessary, as a reliable food can always be obtained, We refer to the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, the most successful and nourishing infant food. < The Poughkeepsie News-Press entitles an editorial article ** What is the use of lying?” ‘The remark indicates the beginning of a con- fession or the penultimate wiggling of the last hair on the tail of a jaded satiety.—Brook/yn Eagle, ° A WINTER-RESORT DIRECTORY is printed in THE TOURIST, Utica, N. Y. The sword was MacMahon's weapon and the harp was Gounod’s. He who lifted the soul of humanity with his strains was immeasurably greater than he who shed its blood with his steel,— Rochester Herald, D. L, DOWD'S HEALTH EXERCISER. wy For Gentlemen, Ladies, Youthe ; ath- oe lete or invalid. Complete gymnnal Stakes sin. floor roomy; new, sclentifc, 5 Indorsed by 100,005 phyticisos, lawyers, clergymen, edit. Bow using ft." Tis i eogravingn, free hes, Jordan,” Chicago Agent bes. lag Agent, 3 RIFLES $2.00] Dearborn St. "Scientific Physica ve ‘ork, GU NS ict WATCHES, Culture, 9E. 14th St, New ¥ LES 815 |Aul beds cseaper an eie: ‘where. Beton As the government is, such will be the man. —Plato, DOUBLE Breeeh-Leader| ‘$6.00. Seed stamp tar 4 POWELL & CLEMENT Co. 106 Hain Bt.,Caetanatl,Os 2oth Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR Why it Falls Of. Turns Gray, By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F.R. €,K. Loxe & Co., 1013 Arch St., Philadeiphia, Pa, “ievery one should read this little book.""—A ¢henarwm, World's fair travelers will be delighted with the fanny Jopon's QuantumLy. Scents THE PERFUME Of violets, the purity of the lily, the glow the rose, and the flash of Hebe combine of in Pozzoni’s wondrous Powder. DO YOU WANT AN UMBRELLA ? To see the largest and best selected stock, call at any of our three stores. 4 Barclay Street, opp. Astor House. 63 W. 14th Street, opp. Macy's. 266 E. 14th St., near 34 Av. L Station, FAMOUS AWARDED THE PRIZE Special Dispatch to the Globe-Demecrat. No award has ever been made so gratifying to today by the Columbian jury of the World's Fair, c rank, to the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Association. of all American beers. NHEUSER- BE ST. LOUIS BREWERY AT THE WORLD'S FAIR WORLD'S FAIR, Cuicaco, Iu., October 26. 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Mrs. Youngma—*And so my baby got the prize at the baby-show? I knew he would, It couldn't have been otherwise.” Old bachelor (one of the judges)—* Yes, madam; we all agreed that your baby was the least objection- able of the lot."—New York Weekly, The Springfield Republican calls Isaac H. Maynard ‘a moral pachyderm.” It is gener- ally admitted that the judge has an elephantine assurance, His name Isaac isa misnomer. He ought to have been called Esau.—Afail and Express. BUSCH WINS. ‘At a school examination the inspector asked a boy why the earth turned around the sun on its own axis, The boy answered with great promptness, ‘* Because it doesn’t want to get roasted too much on one side."— 7it. Bits, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, He—"'1 like the room and perhaps I'll hire it, but I hope no one in the house plays the piano?" 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