Judge — November 11, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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“TRYING TO DRIVE A BARGAIN.” JUDGE HIS INFIRMITY. ++] MET Flipp on the Street last night and he didn’t speak to me.” “Don't lay it up against the poor fellow. He wore his gold eye- xlasses last evening and I presume he didn’t rec- ognize you.” THE LATEST CRAZE. MB: SOWERBY ere- ated some surprise the other day by announc- ing his intention of taking his family south this win- ter. “How can you possibly: spare, the’ time?"~asked a friend... “1 can't spare it.” he said, among the women-folks at our house, and. shoot alligators than. it is to stay in Neg girls.” * : Mrs, Costigan-—* Moichal Casey's fer a’dhrap avhis, bist lia don't take it mekome take it AMONG THE, | LAWYERS. 7» **sRARKER, what's your opinion ‘of Marlowe?” «Do you want my professional opinion. of him or just-fiyeasualigns pression ? Se “Well, professional)" 4 “He's an ass.” “What's your casual opinion?” “at He's another ass.” **¢AVhat’s. the ‘differ- Sante?” (oF es Th “Tebarge twepty-fiv dollars for the:first.” "+5 “But, you s ie, there's a craze for alligator-skins itis.cheaper for me to goto Florida and eu Toate sho eod mace for-my feet 5: ; «Ss. one spaifija me sasdide. , Go round x tars, aint pliwin yerurh back, if Oi ES eae Mrs, WELLMENT—"' Well, here is a dime. MIS“FAD. Ain't you wWork- Huxcry Harry—" Professional gentlemen do not work, lady ; bat at the present time 1 am—hem !—engaged—er—in picking up Tare coins here and there—hum ! It is a mere fad.” A POSSIBLE REASON. +4] GUESS 1 know why cannibals is brown,” said Jobnny. “Why?” “Because they don’t wear clothes, an’ nat- ure wants ‘em to Jook as if they had sumpin’ on anyhow.” A FAREWELL LUNCH. Skyhigh (in restaurant) —“ What's that you're eating, Algy—mushrooms ?” Algy—"Nes. Mabel has refused me. All is over. It’s the latest way.” ACCOMMODATIONS FOR ALL. Hix —" Did‘ ydb stop in a hotel at the world’s fair Ricketls—"Yes. It was called the all-round ian and secular house. Everybody stopped WOULD BE ORES HIMSELF. S¢] HEAR your son taking lessons on “DOUBLY THANKFUL, 7. FARMER Jones (len pm, Thanks: giving eve)—" That thar turkey ’s got so blamed fat he can't fly up on the roost. ‘That's something to be thankful for.”" THE™FULL SUFFICIENCY. Ss] AVANT more preserves,” our Willie boy cried, He “You've had quite enough,” his moth- er replied. “J don't want ‘enough’ (with a scowl! *<6n his btow). | 1 want=too much, and I want it just { hl A VAST DIFFERENCE. < $*S YOU didn't marry Jack after all?” ‘0, my dear. You see, there yee > is a vast difference between an en- ; 2. KEV. JOHNSON (a moment later)—'* Dat’s de narrowest ‘scape dis yar A CIGAR CASE. gagement and a cinch.” : coon eber had. An’ dat's sumfin’ t’ be t'anktul fer!" comicbooks.com