Judge, 1893-11-04 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 4, 1893 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon page. The layout consists of numerous product advertisements typical of early 20th-century American magazines. The page includes ads for toiletries (Buttermilk Soap), bicycles (Ormully & Jeffery), champagne (Gold Seal), beef extract (Liebig Company), and cameras (Columbus Model Folding Kodaks). There are **two small humorous illustrated panels** labeled "A Mutual Misunderstanding," depicting domestic scenes with comedic captions about courting couples and a train robbery situation—these are light humor rather than political satire. The **text snippets** scattered throughout are brief aphorisms and jokes on various topics (marriage, sculptures, crematoriums, larks). These are filler content typical of the era, offering mild social commentary rather than pointed political satire. **No specific political figures or events are referenced.** This appears to be a standard advertising/miscellaneous content page rather than an editorial or satirical commentary page.
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wm po YOU USE* Tollet Soap The best, wsoratcal 0 sterton cleanser, makes 70 ur skin cant you to try it. Atall dealers, fetimple cake by mail 12¢. coSM0 BUTTERMILK SOAP CO. cmicaco, 1, nd Oat eco- great comp! few. W waster wADASH AVENUE “Yariage is a feast where the grace is some- than the dinner,— Colton, WORLD’S FAIR MEDALS Fee various points of excellence, the HIGHEST AWARD ON BICYCLES. an geet aaa 19 our Ane Catalorue, wt samp for two Beene ORMULLY & JEFFERY MFO. CO, Coicaga. Voston, Washington. New York. js rather too much to expect a man_on his pers to be a whole-souled fellow.— Buffalo REGARDED BY CON- NOISSEURS AS THE PERFECTION OF AHERICAN CHAMPAGNE| For Sale by All Leading Wine Dealers and Grocers. URBANA. N.Y. |ACup off [Bouillon | Palatable, Pare, Refresh ‘and Stimulating. . || utes, thus: Take} cup of boiling hot water, stir in a quar-| ‘teaspoon (not more) of \Liebig Company’s Extract of Beef, Then add an egg—| land some sherry if liked —season care-| fally. 3 ss "All Winds kept in stock Jand made to order by R& WIBEL, ENRY LINDENMEYR & SON! A Powerful Flesh Maker. A process that kills the taste of cod-liver oil has done good ser vice—but the process that both kills the taste and effects tial digestion has much more. ar lone Scott’s Emulsion stands alone in the field of fat-foods. It is easy of assimilation because art- ly digested before taken. Scott's Emulsion checks Con- sumption and wasting diseases. Prepared! Now York. Sold by druggistee Scott & Bowne, all other Chemista, The sculptor is general can, fishing for fame when he makes a cast.—Girns Falls Republi- Ea SEND: ren ‘t Tiiorsrs xt Ton ACA LS GUSS Cassy SUPPOSE. Suppose, my dear, that you were T And by your side your sweetheart sate ; Suppose you noticed by and by “The distance ‘twixt you were too great ; Now tell me, dear, what would you do? T know—and so do you. And then (so comfortably placed !) ‘Suppose you only grew aware ‘That that dear, dainty little waist Of hers looked very lonely there ; Pray tell me, sooth—what would you do? 1 know—and so do you. Then, having done what I just did With nota frown to check or chill, Suppose her red lips seemed to bid Defiance to your lordly will ; Oh, tell me, sweet, what would you do? I know—and so do you.—Lugene Field, There is no such profit in the crematory busi- ness as in undertaking. ‘The urnings even of a good crematory are small.—Buffalo Times. The lay of the lark, according to Hogg, is in heaven, If the common domestic hen were as aspiring how few of us would have the nec- essary qualifications to hunt eggs.—Hot Springs (Dak.) Hatchet. A Guttenburg man puts it this way—"' We beat Valkyrie on a straightaway track, we beat her yesterday on a kite-shaped track, and we can beat her on a circular track and ‘give her the pole” A Guttenburg man's judgment is often quite good.—New York Commercial Ad. vertiser. Most freedom ts where one loves best ; Affection understands ; For love can leave things unexpressed Which friendship still demands, — Youth's Companion. | The Columbus Model Folding KODAKS Combine with the compactness of the Kodak every feature which advanced amateurs desire in a camera. PRICES. For Fin For Gis TCI. ssa, $60.00 $55.00 75.09 om te0.00 9.00 . 4 (For ¢ x5 pictures), . No. 5 (For § 7 pictures). ~ No, 6 (For 634 x 8}4 pictures), Transparent Film. Notice, Every package of film is now dated and customers can thus make sure of getting fresh film when pur- chasing. Our film does not tear or frill; is evenly coated and has no bubbles, EASTMAN KODAK CO. 3 Sethiogue. Rochester, N. Y. | Always The Best 7 Catalogue FREE. |_ SPRINGFIELD, MASS. | we —_ Surveyor —"‘ This is confusing, I must say. bearings from that bush over by that log three times and it's in a different place every time.” A MUTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING. I've taken FOR SICK, NERVOUS AND NEURALGIC HEADACHE, BRAIN FATIGUE AND- EXHAUSTION, USE TRIAL BOTTLE, 10 CENTS. FOR SALE ON ALL TRAINS BY UNION NEWS CO.’'S AGENTS. Bromo- Seltzer. Some call her the Valkyrie, And swear in lapguage fiery “That that is right; But others say Valkyrie, And_swear that they are weary Of wordy fight. We'll not take sides with either— Pronounce it, please, lik Or show bad blood. ce * neither "— But we hope when it is over ‘They'll say from here to “* Her name is Mud.” Hope is simply longing for something you —Cleveland Plain Dealer. don't expect.— enne &WwW PAPER: WREEWOUSE. Dover Chicago Times. ILSON'S ARS AND est EXTRACT OF COLOCNE (Blue and Gold Label ) YET MOST DELICATE EVER PRODUCED. Once having used it, repetition 4a a foregone conclusion. WHOLESALE AGENTS LHENS & KROPFP,N.Y. Carlyle. Press OF FLESS & RIDGE PrinTiNG Co., FIFTH AVENUE, New YorK. Gunpowder made all men of one height.— SLREPYWRAGS (the framp)—" V've moved three times for thet blamed fool an’ if he prints thet gun at me again I'll go over there an’ break his durn’d head.” A young gitl on her way home from the matinge yesterday, upon hearing of the result of the yacht-race, was heard to remark to her escort, “Oh, I am so glad that the Vigilant won, because I never could pronounce the name of the other boat !"—Boston Budget, BEEMAN'SPEPSINGUM ‘THE PERFECTION OF CHEWING CUM. A DELICIOUS i CO.. 22 Lake St., Cleve ie ‘eoman e300 seQuiuisatous OF rLTuIa CRAWI30 UUme Cleveland, 0. ‘wrapper, The train robber must hold up.—Pécayune, \ SYLPH CYCLES Be", Paeamiatica not enough; B- 'Co. Are, $1 Gst.,Peoria.In. ‘Jupor’s Lrneany is fall of pure fun. No politics. 10c, comicbooks.com