Judge, 1893-11-04 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 4, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and announcements** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **"Marry Haste" and "Repent" Advertisement**: A two-part ad for Williams' Shaving Soap depicting a man choosing quality products. The satire targets consumers who blindly accept cheap substitutes—the "marry haste" figure represents reckless purchasing, while "repent" warns of consequences like skin infections and blood poisoning from inferior products. This reflects early-20th-century consumer anxiety about product safety. **Editorial Notice**: "The Christmas Judge" announcement indicates an upcoming special December issue. **Various Display Ads**: Including flour, bicycles, hair products, hotels, and patent medicines (notably an opium addiction cure), typical of the era's advertising landscape. The page demonstrates how Judge mixed satirical content with commercial advertising to reach affluent readers concerned with respectability and product quality.
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—that’s what the man does who takes what is given him on anybody's say-so. 's the man who tells his BARBER he must not use anything else on his face !—who demands of his Druggist ; rT} D that he wants WILLIAMS'—and refuses the proffered ‘‘cheaper"” and dangerous substitute— E Pp E N ? I J —he’s the man who doesn’t have to endure remorse nor to— e Dangerous impurities are contained in nearly all of the cheap, coarse substitutes for WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAP. The pores absorb them and BLOOD Polson— SORES—PiMPLE S—and serious facial disfgurements result. The 50 MILLION men who use WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAP every morning— appreciate this. NORE BRE: MAKES NORE WitreR BREA! ARES BETTER BREAD, THAN ANY OTHER = = SRT <== You deere Hex, York at 3 p.m; OoOwU F&F es arrive at Chicago next morning at FrRoeOw ae r ‘ 10, Returning, leave Chicago at 2 p.m, arrive in New York next morning at 11.15, This gives you a business day in Chicago, and re- turns you the third day in time for business in New York, PRACTI- OALLY MAKING THE TRIP IN TWO NIGHTS, This can only be done by the Exposition Flyer of the New York Central, fastest long- distance train in the ‘world another = : spstiisetion foe the a * Ameri- ARE NOT USING 2 ‘ : : ca’s Greatest Railroa Pal “USBURY 32 BEST : ALINE sR : : The Exposition Flyer is full every eT TTTEE EEE Reavy day. To get good accommodations Experience has proved that the longer an en- rageent the more liable it isto be broken off levexee Wh vet ies 3 you must seoure them several days STUDY vais LAW ° In advance. ay . “ Hicks is crazy about etiquette. He saw in orrespo : the paper the other day that in the best circles School of Law b ‘ : ihe wile ladles”ont’the sop and be bas eouke: seed i apa i \ quently given up soup.” “Why?” ‘He has HOME. she Ne is 8 no wife."—Pittsbucg Bulletin. L = z OPIU Morphine tt Habit Cared in 10 D.L. DOWD'S HEALTH EXERCISER, S. wish the car would come along.” Dredsnlephean, Letasonos 4, For Gentlemen, Ladi He—‘'I thought you liked walking best; in fact, you said so.” c 4 ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service Oh, that was before we had the oysters, by mentioning Jebax when answerlog advertisements: ‘The popular pianist finds little difficulty in ict coat iat, rhe : Y Gas’ Jordan,” Chicago realizing on his notes of hand.—Buffalo Cou- fearbara'ee” eSienthe phgsies ang | "Al Vocal Culture, 9£. Wath 8t., New York. | 7267+ 7 emis one aa aah erat ea th, Bic picrotes.sis 815 on for Ladies and. Gentlewen’ on" hand Suc bene ba 0d mace to grter Send for a suse foneit ah CLEMENT Ment od warches' 2 it aE Ua Bast rath Street, W. Also ARAMIRACALOUS,, the famous Hait Dye, a one-bottle preparation, $1.00 per bottle. Judge Library c nase tO WINTER RESORTS. mites ATEANTAL GEORGIA fe Aree, 2° Judge Library modern conveniences and, perfect sanita i:| this year will be bigger, better and more brilliant than ever. United : ts Judge Library —— ——— a ives of poets oft remind us, a _ If we use the proper means— ADVERTISING FORMS CLOSE Jud e Librar Discard metre, rhyme and reason— *K > ge Library Westiceeie [NOVEMBER [Oth SHARP... .. * Pesesesesresesesesesn, ADING HOTELS. 3 ; 3 10 cewrs ER Copy. ee ALE Will be on sale everywhere during entire month ale VER OUT oF PRINT. |*RE.XORE GRE, Rane Hote Ps of December. Avenue (near Washington square), New York. 0. B. Linay, proprietor. Sesesesmeseseses = NEW YORK CITY. Grand Union Hotel, Burorsay Pan (Opposite Grand Central Depot, 42d.ut.), NewYork. Rooms $1.4 day and upwards, Bagrage to and from Grand Central depet free. ADVERTISING RATES. ° ; J ud ge Library ALDANY, N.Y, Keeler’s European Hotel, Ontside Cover (lithographed in 8 colors), - - - $1,000 (sold). Maiden Lane, Albany. Two Inside Covers, - - - - i 600 (sold). - WASHINGTON, D. G. The Cochran, FJ. Saas : Judge Library — |"srrsnes: 36s,.Feasi nth REPRESS 8 Be 2 gra WASHINGTON, D.C. Hotel Arno, Aumncan % 2 Judge Library np Evrorgan Pian. Strictly first-class. Judge Library HAS yoenipropricion Choice sndelegnouisturnibed WILLET F. COOK, Advertising Manager. rooms, ‘Fable of superior excellence, Judge Library ‘You miss much ff you miss Jupor’s QUARTERLY. 2c. 28s comicbooks.com