Judge — October 28, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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GREAT IS HILL, and Croker is his prophet. see VAN ALEN winks mostly with his glass eye. cee THE CUP THAT CHEERS—That won by the Vigilant. THE DEMOCRACY are about to be hoist by their own Maynard, USTICE IS SLOW. ‘It may be for Weeks, and it must be for Maynard. HE DELAY of congress is the distress of the nation, and pos- sibly its ruin. THERE OUGHT to be a foreign mission for Ward McAllister, don’t y’ know. WEEVIL imported ©. may be said to be gated weevil. UT NEW YORK where she can do the most good for the country in the national contest of 1896. OF THE APPLE at Saratoga the Cleveland men got the It was at first thought that there wouldn't-be any, THE NOISE involved.in the bombardment of Rio was almost as great a success as the 3kill of the gunners in avoiding damages. HE RIC an unmi drop, dat 1 mas’ cut Jouxson BLaveE: Rt yo’ means me, niggah, draw y “quaintance. core. i 6+ RIFF” ELLISON, who slugs old men, is continually presenting his claims asa gentleman, We have noted this peculiarity in most prize-fighters. : “, 66 Q BOLISH PROPERTY,” says Emma Goldman, “and there will be f\ “no stealing.” Let -us goa step further. Abolish the world and there will be no one to steal: HE LIFE of George W. Childs brings blessings to the living. and justice to the deserving dead. The monument to Richard A. Proctor is equally an honor to the man who pays for it. says his nerves tingle when he passes a butcher-shop, and thinks the dreadful thing ought to be-kept underground. Per haps that is the reason he doesn’t visit the pork city to see the world’s fair. a ATE FIELD cannot understand the morality that drives Mr. Corbett out of the world’s fair and leaves the Oriental dancers there; and really the deeper you get into that question the less chance you have of getting out of it. ‘0° means de steel—draw yo" steel, man? ISAAC’S HANDICAP. MB: MAYNARD has the support of the Sun, and of no other creat Democratic daily in this city, The Sun always was eccentric, and it possibly supports Maynard as it did Butler in the national contest of 1884. No Cleveland man voted for Butler, and probably no Cleveland man will vote for Maynard. THE DEMOCRATIC GAG. [A DELEGATE at Saratoga protested against the nomination of May- nard, whereupon there were cries of “Shut up!"*Put him out!" “This is a Democratic convention!” We are to suppose, then, that De- mocracy means anything but free speech, and that the law of the leaders is the gag of the delegate. The boss rules with an iron hand and a brass muzzle. A BAD MAN, ‘THERE WILL BE no vote for Maynard by any member of the state bar association. Reputable lawyers will feel it incumbent on them to rebuke the dishonesty the association condemned, And surely no citi- zen who respects our elective system as the foundation of the government of the state will cast his ballot for the man who has done his utmost to break it down. NO KING HERE. HE PROPOSITION that Mr, Cleveland might resign if the senate did not act under his dictation 1s rather suggestive. However wrong the senate may be, it is composed of a considerable number of men, and they have as good a right to their independence as Mr. Cleveland has to his. This country does not need a dictator, and when it gets one it will cease to be a republic. CLEVELAND LUCK. HAVING GIVEN Mr. Cleveland the arctic protuberance, there is nobody left for the Evening Post to praise. It stands alone, a white and shining light, worshiping itself and lonesome in its solemn glory. Emperors, queens and presidents, organizations. and™ nations suffer every day from its majestic con- demnation, and no soothing thought or word comes from its imperial magnificence. But it is a good thing for Mr. Cleveland. ELECT THAT TICKET! HE TICKET nominated at Syr- acuse ought to be elected. This state belongs in the Republican col- umn, and the moral effect of a re- buke at the polls of the national Democratic success that has wrought such financial depression would be very great. The ticket has not a weak man of it. There is not one whose record is not as white as Maynard's is black. Let New York Jead in the redemption of the country from Democratic rule. NO LOOPHOLE JkALOUS JACKSON (loftily)—"' L'see by de comp'ny yo" keeps, Miss Snow- dy; sah,"polergise immejitly. Ef BREAD IS INSPIRATION. MB: HOWELLS says authors and artists ought to give away their pro- ductions and get their living from labor of another kind. That is kind, and would fit nicely into a pastoral situation; but necessity as well as: pride produces books and pictures, and without it there would be very few of them. Again, in most cases cost makes value, and this world will never be sufficiently advanced to thoroughly appreciate that which it can have for nothing. WOMEN ON THE BANNERS. N TWO COUNTIES school commissioner. office to-any great extent. are adapted. in this state women have been nominated for The JUDGE hopes: that women will not get There are few official positions to which they ‘The spectacle of a woman judge or a woman sheriff would not be pledsant, and most women are more given to impulse and emotion than to strict and impartial justice. But the office of school commissioner could be as well filled by an educated and sensible woman as by a man of that kind—provided, of course, that she is without a family needing her care and attention more. comicbooks.com