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10 his bosom pressed her ; vels kissed and blessed her; of splendor dressed her ; a couch to rest her; ave their down to nest her; ring winds caressed her; s feared to pester, < can beat or best her— bloomin’ rhymes for Esther. —Altlanta Constitution. e newspaper paragraphers all is that sometimes a college 1 first-class foot-ball player and | ce head the rank-list in his class. | urnal, The thing crt 10 O86) w's SooTH! Syrup for Chil- ; soothes the child, softens the 2 pain, cures wind colic and diar- ts a bottle, st lot for a man as far as birth is it should be such as to give occasion to think much about it. er (in a railway train)—" There ncidence at my house last Indeed! What was i Tid- Bits. Wifo—" Why do you take the umbrella, aid somebody will steal it?” : I'm afraid somebody will rec- Detroit Tribune, N n by every husband who has heard his | toast how far she makes her dollars go.— mn Ge An Oakland township farmer owns a calf which, not having much tail of its own to switch, has made it a practice during the sum- mer months to keep in the vicinity of the tail of an old horse in the pasture field, thus hav- ing a good many flies switched off it by the horse. Now there's a pointer for Franklin. — Oil City B Have a purpose in life, and, having it, throw into your work such strength of mind and mus- cle as God has given you.— Carlyle. VALUABLE BUT NOT COSTLY. It may save you a great deal of trouble in cooking. Try it. We refer to the Gail Bor- den Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, regarded by most housekeepers as absolutely essential in culinary uses and unsurpassed in coffee. All grocers and druggists sell the Eagle brand, “*Insufficiently balanced in his jaws,” is the description of John James Ingalls by the New York Age, an Afro-American newspaper. We always thought the constant shifting of bi cargo was what was the matter with him.— Brooklyn Eagle. A. Hoboken woman's husband remarked testily that he ‘* wouldn't give two cents for her way of cooking.” and she has made it the basis of a suit for divorce. Some women are en- tirely two ets, ative.—Philadelphia Ledger. When lightning strikes it admits of no arbi- tration,—Burlington Free Press, “Zat man,” exclaimed the excited Gaul, “ees one execr-r-rable, eenfamous liar-t-r! I weel tell eem so in plain English, by gar !"— | Chicago Tribune, CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion. ‘CULD NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY | Thaid double the price. It is the thoicest Smoking Tobacco that ex; Penience f \ ln ‘s BROS. BAU iHtogp np Ove | Costs 25 cts., and worth » doll AUTUMN NUMBER, JUDGE'S QUARTERLY. “i ld A MAGAZINE OF WIT AND HUMOR. 56 dsomely Printed Pages. Profusely justrated by the Judge Artists. SUST ISSUED! r. Buy it when offered. | hearest ex THE ANGEL OF THE HOUSE. ‘These four gray walls are but the bodily shell Whereof my lady of the brave blue eyes Is the immortal soul, All sweet replies And spiritual records of a touch know well That like the tone within a golden bell Pervade them with a gentle atmosphere— ‘These things are just herself—she being here— The breath that makes the rose-tree sweet to smell. Through sunshine and through shadow and through gloom, With mirth and gracious courage for her ways And goodness everforth but never spent, She passes with light hands from room to room, And beauty grows before her, and the days Are full and quietly rounded and content. Archibald Lampman, Keep some Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Cham- pagne in your ice-chest. It's splendid for com- pany or for dinner, Forty weary, weary winters, Forty summers she might claim ; Yet her cheek still keeps on blooming As it used to burst in flame When her heart was still unruly If a youth but spoke her name. Now each night her blushes vanish— Otherwise they're just the same, —Washington Capital. ittle Alice—"* What is a boor, mamma?" Cynical mamma—"A boor, dear, is a man who has never been taught to lie."—£xchange, FREE! This Hunting Caso Elgin Style Gold jatch and Silver Set. Free! Bead! 43 We wish tosend younrty Scent, Dest'grade, and ofty ong he 435%, all Havana 10 cent CIGARS. These cigara are worth at fetall © 97.50. 10 order to extend our Business ‘and to become better kbown, we will send you, FREE, ‘5 sclld’goid Bled, full jewelled, Basin afc, sem’ wind‘and set TCH, which youcan sell for ‘byear guarantee with Sacb wath So, a0 ELE GANT LINED CASE, contaio- ing 8 knives and ¢ forks; criple- plated, made by Sterling Silver Row‘warraated’s years worth on. We are strictly th the Cigar business.” Inor ef tnanuce,cuteven aod our clears wa Sead ‘you, free af all express cl e Wate! Siiver Set and the 10 Cars for the sinall GO. D: 30, with privlege for you pay. Tuerefore order, You pay. Therefore order, od pave, nothing. cS Z One-third, ‘actual size, as ye } rsx’ apd all to gain, Feltch if nou as represents fa When youorderawerite Siaunly your full bane, address. Beate teyou de: fire's Lady's or Gent's Wardd, vation: wise MS Sndersat onces tole extraordinary over wil Bot appcarawain, address THE EUROPEAN CIGAR COMPANY, 130 Cortiande streets New Yort city No matter how economical he may be or how ¢ his wages, the coal-miner often finds him- If in a hole.—Buffalo Courier. FOR DELICACY For purity, and for improvement of the com plexion nothing equals Porzont's Powder, Little Miss Freckles —"1 made ugly faces at your stuck-up sister the other day, but I guess she didn't see me.” Little Johnny — "Yes, she did, but she thought “they was natural." — Good News. ete or favalid. Complete gymnasturn taken 60, four Footn; new, sclentise durable, cheap. indorsed by 1a) jatyern, clergyincn, edt (raicd ctreular, & engravings, free. Chas” Jordan,” Chicago Agent, 0) norn'St.'Selentitie Physical and A Pennsylvania clergyman, in the course of a funeral sermon over a youth who had died from eating green apples, made. the explana- tory statement that “there is trouble in our midst."— Washington News, 2oth Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER. F. R.A. S. €.K. Lone & Co., sory Arch St, Philadeiphia, Pa. “itvery one should read this little book.”"—d thenaeum. ‘World’s-fair travelers will be delighted with the fanny Jupor's QuanTERLY. Bente. First boy—"* Say, Jim, throw away that there cigar and come with me.” Second boy—"* Naw, Iwon't; I ain't near sick yet."—Pitsdurg Bulletin: Z After the fair the Ferris wheel will go with the crowd—to Coney island, World’s expo- sitions may come and go, but Coney island goes on forever.—Kochester Herald, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, T never knew a critic who made it his busi- ness to lash the faults of other writers that was not guilty of greater ones himself, as the hang- man is generally a worse malefactor than the criminal that suffers by his hand.—Addison. Senator Peffer rising in his place asa fifty- cent-dollar statesman to denounce train-robbers shakes our faith in the adage that there is honor among thieves.—A]inneapolis Times. In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the 1108 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. The advantage of conversation is such that a man had better talk to a post than let his ua Post Street, 52h Francisco, thoughts lie smoking and smothering. —/eremy Collier, Wabash Av padi ENTLEMEN! wufler longer with imperfect and unreliable CoLtax Buttons. Ap card will bring you a circular desc “The Benedict? patent. voc Jdorses it as the best. id and silver. BENEDICT ‘BROS, 171 Broadway, W. ¥. city. First bey (to second boy, who has been fis! ing) —"'Catch anything?” Second boy —" haven't been home yet."—arlem Life, A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. 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