Judge — October 14, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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ANARCHY—Complete destruc- tion, and pipes and beer among the ruins. THE LATE JEROME BONA- PARTE was fortunate in bis relatives on his mother’s side. THE BIGGEST ROBBERS are those silver senators who hold up the United States of America ME: VOORHEES seems to feel that, the times being out of joint, it is unfortunate that he was selected to set them right. HE FOOL MAN who pulled a cartoonist's nose will find pres- ently that the pencil is mightier than are the thumb and fingers. HERE IS NO good reason why women should not be good bar- bers, provided only that they wear court-plaster across the mouth. X-KING MILAN is too young in years to suffer from apo- plexy; but he is old enough in ex- perience to have had three strokes. eee THE YIELD of corn in Kansas is 1 It seems like gross perversity of hibition state. ate mesilf.” year greater than ever before. F to have this happen in a pro- PERSON who came suddenly out of a doorway picked himself up and looked dazed, “1 dunno what's the matter,” he said, “but 1 must ‘ve had a rear collision.” E HAVE no tears to shed for hysterics too often. every three weeks for ten y in pasha. He has fooled us into One can’t go on sobbing for a total stranger SOME OF TH patrons, and are contemplating a coffin syndicate and positive orders as to where the patrons shall do their worshiping. ANITORS of this town select physicians for their THE FOREIGN ELEMENT. HE. FACT that in one week recently there were more emigrants than immigrants at this port is as gratifying as it is surprising. It is well to be genevous, but one can hardly be expected to give away his house an¢ lot and his means to an honest livelihood, MORE DEPRESSION. T WAS CHARGED that John Wanamaker bought the postmaster generalship for four hundred thousand dollars. Mr. Van Alen, t! new ambassador to Italy, gets his honor for fifty thousand dollars—an, other terrible example of the shrinkage of values through the existence « a Democratic administration. BLOOD WILL TELL. FAME IS GENEROUS these days. We find in a daily journal a grov picture of Charles Mitchell and his interesting family, and Charle looks like a statesman of power who is prepared to knock out oblivion it very self. Mrs. Mitchell is a daughter of Mr.“ Pony" Moore, and wi doubtless soon enter society and write for the newspapers. A SUFFERING MUGWUMP. HE GENTLEMAN who robbed the mint at Philadelphia of severa! bars of gold offers his crime as proof of the need of civil-service re form. He had held his place forty years, but was in such fear of remova\ from it that he finally found it advisable to become a thief. There was robber who said he couldn't help robbing because he had a wart on his neck, but he was not a student of politics. A CITY IN A DAY. [8 A DAY Perry, in the Cherokee strip, became a city with twenty-five thousand inhabitants and three daily newspapers. If there is anythin. in the effete east that can begin with that it had better commence early. The record of the cities that attended the building of the rail- roads of the great west gives ing to equal it. Those cities, how- ever, went up in a day and down in a day. Will that be the record of the new wonder? SOONER. ‘THE CHEROKEE STRIP gives us a new word. The “sooner * man will go into the dictionaries Doubtless he gets his name from the sooner dog—the dog that woull sooner eat than go hungry. Fur- ther, he is a corruption of the man who is “too previous,” and who generally succeeds in burning his fingers. The word is good enough; but the fellow of the strip is a soul- less, lawless wretch who ought to go into his grave. HAS HONESTY GONE UP? THE. REFORM CLUB of this city has been robbed of two thousand dollars by one of its sub- ordinates. The world has not been so shocked in years, It is darkness from an exploded sun, It is bitter- ness and gall where only sweetness and light were looked for. The thievish keeper of the contribution-box is in very bad form, but this man ought to be hanged, Really, there must be some more theories and by-laws and resolutions. THE CRIME OF RELATIONSHIP. HREE BLACK MEN were killed near New Orleans by a mob because they would not give the whereabouts of a brother suspected of crime. There is a sort of nobility in their devotion to the brother, though perhaps they expected to be killed because he was their brother. One of them was not burned or ‘shot full of holes,” but was merely kicked to death—1 softer method of punishment, perhaps. If the black men of the south can stand this, how long can the white men stand it? GUNPOWDER GOVERNMENTS. RAZIL IS LIKELY to have six governments in as many years. Rev- olutions breed parties, and the last one in is certain to add to the strength ofthe one that is out. Honors and wealth that are won by bloodshed are usually short-lived, and revolution becomes easier the oft- ener it occurs. This republic exists through the miracle of justice and common sense involved in the national constitution, and it was once nec essary to kill hundreds of thousands of men to preserve that. comicbooks.com