Judge — September 30, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Lage. W~ J. Ament. Barwwaro Giitam. LM. Edit TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNETRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE ‘One copy, one year, or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months. or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy, for 13 weeks = nas Including the Curisrmas Juoce. FORRIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Toall for- diem countries tn the pattal anion THe JuDGe PUBLISHING COMPANY (Juncr Bur:pINa) Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York Published October Ist. ZIM'S SKETCHES. Crammed with the work of Jovca’s famous artist THE FUNNIEST BOOK EVER PUBLISHED. Price, 25 cents. S.—The contents of Junce are protected by copy- Fight in both the U t Britain, Infringement of this copyright will be Promptly and vi WE BEG to remark to the president that here's to his good health. THE YEAR will be memorable for the destruction achieved by cyclones and the Brooklyn trolley. THE SUCCESS of some of our Hebrew friends argues loudly for the survival of the misfittest. SENATOR STEWART doesn't believe in perpetual motion except as to his amazing mouth. ‘THE SILVER MEN in the senate talk against time, and pretty nearly hitch on to eternity A CABLEGRAM says the German princes are’ all of one mind, Good gracious! whose mind is it? SOME DAY there will be no house of lords, ard then England as well as Ireland will have home rule. [7 WAS PERSECUTION that killed Dr. Graves; and perhaps that was the name of the poison Mrs. Barnaby died of THE POPE was 0 pleased with the volumes of Grover’s writings and speeches that he broke out into a book Rasmaxe Wittie— of poems. = ws Swipesy THE LOVE OF WOMAN is tenacious and beautiful. We observe that in this town recently two women fought for a pug dog. TANLEY and other explorers never could stomach Emin pasha; so that Emin had a sort of vindication in the manner of his taking off. ‘© THE BICYCLIST— Really, dear sir, it is not in the rules and'regu- lations that you must run over more than two adults and a small boy every da THE OLD Q ION as to what part of the train is safest may be answered, if the train is on the Long Island railroad, “The part that doesn’t go." SeTHE LAW cannot stop my mouth,” says Emma Goldman. No, indeed. It can’t even rob her of her spectacles, though it may prevent her making so many of them. OLONEL RITCHIE of Saratoga is pronounced by the Buffalo Zx- press the best fellow in the state, and the JUDGE adds that he is precisely the man to be secretary of it. OUR HENRY. ALVINI says that in some respects Irving is the best Hamlet, and intimates that in other respects he is possibly the worst. That is good FOUND OUT. 'd_never have believed dat of ole Ie died las’ week wid water on de brain.” . 4 PLAY, Stare MUFFINS — ‘An’ to t'ink dat we once recognized dat 18 No peace and no prospect of any. We {feller asa fren’! It’s too much, Willie.” A criticism | The man has consummate art, but unhappily he has throw: his. physique to the dogs. There is, however, a force in his fecbleness which is worthy of much praise. BILLY’S THEOLOGY. HE KAISER says Lorraine will remain with Germany forever, by authority of God and the German sword; so that there is one swor that will not go to the pruning-hook. The union of the powers mentioned! is curious enough, and we should think it would bring about a good dea of heresy in France if those Frenchmen believed it possible. THE KENTUCKY CALAMITY. ISS POLLARD has united the Democrats of Congressman Breckin- ridge’s district for the congressman; but she proposes to stick t him quite as much as they, and the prospect is that he will regret his borning a great many times. ‘The question appears to be, not whether he is guilty or innocent, but how he can go to work to remedy the injury. POOR LARRY. oe LARRY NEAL is a man of courage, notwithstanding his timidity as to the tariff at Chicago; but it was rather mean to force him into a fight on an open free-trade platform which he refused to occupy when he was less personally interested than he is now. But his experience will be valuable to his party, whatever becomes of him. The people are look- ing to Ohio with an anxiety and curiosity that are going to appall the Democratic heart. THE LATER JAG. THE PROPOSITION of | the liquor- dealers’ association to abolish free lunches having failed, there is but slight hope of a reform in the matter of selling acchromo in order to give away a news- paper. Men drink in order to get some- thing to eat, and men read that they may secure a prize of some kind. And hereafter no man can be accused of jags; the proper name for the old trouble is gluttony, and the prohibitionist had better prepare him- self to abolish food. PHOEBE, THE GREAT PIN- STICKER. HEY SAY that Pharbe Couzins was the woman at the bottom of all the troubles of the lady managers. They treated her badly in the beginning. and by law and suggestion and hint and in- sinuation she has been sticking pins into them ever since. She has caused them to shed countless tears, to quarrel and threaten, to pass sleepless nights, and to disagree with their husbands until there believe Phoebe is about half right; yet how infinitely better it is to dwell with a stalled ox than with a brawling woman in a wide house. THE RULE-OR-RUIN PARTY. T IS THE PURPOSE of all prohibitionists to hurt the Republican party as much as they can. They are not looking for reform, but re- venge. ‘They cannot rule the Republican party, therefore they would ruin it. Their state tickets are everywhere a help to the Democracy, and will be supported indirectly by every Democrat. Nobody will charge the Democracy with this support in behaif of temperance, and nobody will believe that temperance is the hope of the prohibitionists, whether they desire it or not. And no good Republican will vote a prohibition ticket. however much he may advocate the temperance cause. CRIME BY GENTLEMEN. Dr. T. Thatcher Graves may not have been a murderer, but he was a thorouglily despicable scamp. His indignant protest against being considered a“ blacksmith” ia the art of murder was a unique utterance. He said if he were to kill a person he would do i “like a physician and a gentleman.” Dr. Graves ought to have lived in the middle age» when murderers moved in good society and studied refined method: of removing their enemies,—Rwchester Herald. EE HOW PREJUDICE warps the judgment of a newspaper that is usually fair, Dr. Graves was possibly innocent; but, guilty or inno- cent, that was the best argument for his innocence that could have been offered. Really, would he have done murder as a fool would do it? Ha‘ he not every opportunity to do it without the amazing blundering thot attended the murder with which he was charged? comicbooks.com