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kOCK-A-BY LADY. f \y lady from Hushaby street lng, comes creeping. they hang from her head to her The rock sa dream that is tiny and fleet. 1 her poppies to you, my sweet, .¢ findeth you sleeping. little dream of a beautiful drum ; ab it goeth. little dream of a big sugar-plum, ik and fast the other dreams come that bang and tin tops that hum rumpet that bloweth, Rot ‘There is And lo! OF pops cep out of those wee little dreams ter and singing ; -floating on silvery streams, s peek-a-boo with their own misty and up, where the mother moon iries go winging. And doi Wit And boa! Aad the And vp. The Would you dream all these dreams that are tiny an fleet? They'l! come to you sleeping ; So shut the two eyes that are weary, my sweet, for the rock-a-by lady from Hushaby street, With popnies that hang from her head to her fect. Conies stealing, comes creeping. ine Field, RuP for Chil- . softens the sail pain, cures wind colic and diar- cents a bottle, ‘Can we play at keeping stores, Afamma (who has a headache)}— but you must be very, very quiet.” Well, we'll pretend we don't adver. tlyn Life. Mental exhaustion and brain fatigue Promptly cured by Bromo-Seltzer, ww all that women think Ten times more bold men all would be, If woman man’s mind dry should drink Coquettish ten times more were she. —Brooklyn Gs ey tale —"The man who wrote ‘ Listen to woe’ got fifteen dollars for ‘of :—He ‘should have got fifteen The Rev, Mr. Dixon of Brooklyn tells a good story, which reached the saunterer this week, A minister of a prominent New York church who was about to leave home for a few day was bidding good-bye to his family. When came to Bobby he took the little fellow in his auns and said, “* Well, young man, I want you to be a good boy, and be sure to take good care of mamma.” Bobby promised and the father departed, leaving him with a very large and full appreciation of his new and weighty re- sponsibility. When night came and he was called to say his prayers the young guardian expressed himself as follows—"*Oh, Lord, please protect papa and Brother Dick and Sister Alice and Aunt Mary and all the little Jones boys and Bobby. But you needn't trouble about mamma, for I'm going to look after her my- self."—Boston Budget. STARVED TO DEATH in midst of plenty. Unfortunate, unnecessary, et we hear of it often. Infants thrive phys- ically and mentally when properly fed. The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is undoubtedly the safest and best infant food obtainable. Grocers and druggists. After the fair is over Think of those hotel rooms With the pasteboard beds and wash-stands, Silent as so many tombs; And think of the cable-cars running, Crowded with nothing but air. There won't be a fair in Chicago After the fair.—Daily America, Forty years on the market, Sales increasing every day. Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Cham: |pagne. Remember, forty years. Brooklynite—" Why is Jersey City like one of Dickens's works?” Mew- Yorker—** Because it is the tail of two cities, erat. Rochester Demo- She does not read the daily news; She skips the editorial views ; She pins her faith, with prospects glad, Unto the bargain-counter **ad.”” —Washington Star. “ Well, well, Snodgrass ! how goes it?" **So- so, I've'sold my house.” **’Che do with the money?” “Bank.” "'Safe?” “You bet! Can't even get it out myself."—Mew York Re- "Exchange. corder, YALE It is the choicest Smoking Tobacco that ex- perience can produce or that money can buy. MIXTURE swoxina tosacco Lewis Miller, the new president of the inter- sal association of Sunday-school workers, father-in-law of Thomas A. Edison. The is a magnetic sort of man may be lependent of this relationship, how- adelphia Ledger. WHAT IS MORE Atractive thana pretty face witha fresh, bright Jexplesion ? For it use Pozzoni's Powder. SH. | METAL POLI ‘HST10d W13W of a box of the only geontoe PASTE. Refoso ae worthless sor witboutoarnama For ‘cont stamps forlarce sample fo agents for United States, Canada and — Adolf cohring & Co.,180 Pearl St., NeY. They halted at a Jersey inn When they had crossed the ford, ‘And read above the time-worn door The legend ‘* Bed and board.” Said Witticus, who here had been By local insects gored, “That sign were nearer truth if they Would spell it * Bed and bored.'” — Yonkers Gazette, YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. ‘The superior quality of the material used. the ex- guisite design. the lightness jo weight, and the great jemand, is a guarantee that Youmans has no superior, 1107, 1109, 15% Broadway, NEW YORK. Authorized Agents in every city. oth Edi 1, postpaid for ase. (or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns “ray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY . ARKER, F. R.A. 5. €, K. Lone & Con 1013 Arch St, Boiladeiphia, Pa, “jvery one should fead this little book.”"—A thencewme GENTLEMEN! Don't suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Coutar Buttoms. A postal card will bring you a circular describing “The Benedict’? patent. Juoce in- Jdorses it as the best. Made in both solid BENEDICT ‘BROS. 171 Hrvadway, N.Y. cit. There is a capital cartoon in Jupce this week. It is by Gillam, There is an admirably- drawn picture of a group of industries, but from the chimneys no smoke ascends. There are notices on the doors stating that the works are closed on account of depression in business. The title of the picture tells the story. It is, **Gone Democratic.” There are volumes of argument on that one page.—Buffalo Express. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, Now doth the gay and giddy moth Droop like the fading rose, For now he knows his bili-of-fare Will be thin summer clothes, —Inter-Ocean, An unamiable contemporary alleges that Sen- ator Peffer's ** speeches are almost as long as his whiskers.” ‘Then he should be able to pro- vide all his oratory with an wolian accompani- ment.—Chicago Record. A trank differs from a man in that it can be completely strapped without becoming broke. —Buffalo Courier. A judge at Chattanooga has declared that progressive euchre is gambling. Of course it is,” Poker and faro are the Sunday-school games down that way.—Exchange, In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the SOHMER rapags EB, sath St Nbr Vork. 18 Olive Street, St Louie io. i Post Street, 52a Francisco. sey Wabash Ave, te The state of Indiana alone boasts of eighteen hundred dialect poets. ‘This being the case, how ungrateful we are to grumble about a little thing like the scarcity of currency.—Rochester Herald, He wore a wide hat and a sash And stared in a way that was bold; But the girls every one adored him, For you see he was four years old. — Exchange. A Beatrice farmer recently shot at and killed a trespasser on his watermelon patch. 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