Judge — September 16, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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THE HAPPY HOUSEHOLD. It’s when the birds go piping and the daylight slowly breaks That, clamoring for his dinner, our precious baby wakes; Then it's sleep no more for baby and it's sleep ‘no more for me, For when he wants his dinner why, it must be ; And of that lacteal fluid he partakes with great ado, While gran’ma laughs, And gran‘pa laughs, And wife, sne laughs, And I—well, I laugh too. t's dinner You'd think, to see us carrying on about that little tad, ‘That like as not that baby was the first we'd ever had. But, sakes alive! he isn't; yet we people make a fuss Asif the only baby in the world had come to us: ‘And morning, noon and night-time, whatever he may do, Gran'ma, she laughs, Gran’pa, he laughs, Wife, she laughs, And 1, of course, laugh too, But once—a likely spell ago—when that poor little chick, From teething or from some such ill of infancy, fell sick, You wouldn't know us people as the same that went about A-feelin’ good all over just to hear him crow and shout ; And though the ‘doctor poohed our fears and said he'd pull him through, Old gran’ma cried, And gran‘pa cried, ‘And wife, she cried, And I—yes, I cried too, It makes us all feel good to have a baby on the place, With his everlasting crowing and his dimpling, | dumpling face. | The patter of his pinky feet makes music every- where, And when he shakes those fists of his good-bye to every care. No matter what our trouble is, when he begins to coo Old gran'ma laughs, And gran'pa laughs, Wife, she laughs, And 1—you bet I laugh too —Eugene Field. Re LER BICYCLES “Ay AFTER THE FAIR IS OVER—IF NOT NOW— LIGHT RUNNING BICYCLE Remember the addreas—get catalogue. Gormully & Jeflery Mig. Co. Chicago. Boston. Washington. | ' | New York. an a RAMBLER BICYC ao LES: ( S. a Many a man's memory sooner or later devel- ops into an astonishing forgettery.— Rochester Post Express, The four H’s—-health, happy homes and hos- pitality—fostered by Angostura Bitters. Sole manufacturers, Dr. J. G. 13. Siegert & Sons. At | all druggists, Occasionally the board of lady managers ad- | journs without having accomplished a single tear.—Chicago Record. Most of the girls who wear shirt-waists seem to have a look on their faces that means, ‘1 wonder if my waist and skirt are keeping to- gether behind.” ONT HOTEL CHICAGO. ’ Fifty-first Street and Cottage Grove Avenue. HE VERMONT HOTEL js one of Chicago's finest hotels. It is a fire-proof structure. containing 300 rooms, comprising every modern conresiext ‘and finished throughout in hard wood. "Many of the rooms are provided with private toilet and bath-rooms, fitted up in fuxurious style. All heated by steam, lighted by gas and electricity, with gaslogs In all suits. It contains two passenger clevators. The public and private dining-toomsat beautifully situated on the top or EIGHTH floor of the building, from the windows and balconies of which a magniticent view of the city ca be al, including the Boulevards, Washington Park, World's Falr Grounds, and Lake Michigan. ‘The Vermont is $0 constructed that all are outside rooms, There is no other building fronting on the block, therefore its guests are assured of cola pleasant quarters during the heated term. ‘The location of the hotel is at the entrance of Fifty-first street, Boulevard, Drexel Boulevard, and MAIN extracel Washington Park (the grandest of Chicago's boulevards and the bandsomest park in the city), surrounded by the most BEAUTIFUL FLOWER GARDENS tt the art of the florist is able to produce. The FINEST RESIDENCES in the city are on THESE BOULEVARDS. It is in walking distance of the Expositoa, and but half a block to Cottage Grove avenue cabie-cars. and five minutes’ walk to the Fifty-first-street station of the elevated road (both lines runnisg direct 9 the Fair Grounds and the business centre). This makes the VERMONT pre-eminently one of the most delightful locations for World's Fair Visitors, Cat fages and “buses will be in waiting to convey guests to the Fair Grounds, the route being through Washington Park or over the boulevards. ments to permanent guests. ‘The location and surroundings of the Vermont make it a most inviting Summer Resort. American and European plan, Rates, {rom $t to $5 per day. Write or telegraph. Special indace- ‘A. personal inspection is ierited. JOHN L. BOUGH, Proprietor. How is it such numbers of young men start- ing out to make a name for themselves in life hit on Dennis ?—PAiladelphia Times. “If you will allow me to interrupt you a moment,” called out a solema-faced man in the audience, “may I ask what position you take in regard to the binomial theorem?” ‘It’s a thievin’ conspiracy between the gold-bugs and the Coloraydo mine-owners,” thundered the greenback orator, his eyes flashing fire, “and I'm agin it."—Chicago Tribune, AUTUMN NUMBER, JUDGH’S QUARTERLY. NO-TO-BAC. It is the ONLY guaranteed tobacco-habit cure in the world. If you tse it and fail to get cured, money {is promptiy refunded. This makes along story short. You run no PHYSICAL OR FINANCIAL RISK, so if you are tired tobacco spitting and smoking your fe away, take NO-TO-BAC: it ts absolutely” gual anteed to cure gists everywhere. Beautiful book ma or the asking. 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