Judge — September 16, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Aer a night with the boys, Yours for a clear head—Bromo-Seltzer. culd old acquaintance be forgot ”— uch was his guest's refrain, And when his pocket-book was not He owned ‘twas not in vain, — Yonkers Gazette, + ‘Il never do it agai have bad dreams 2” 1 should say bt [was walking the floor with the baby ‘Buffalo Express. {as he looks over the uninhab- Where are the marble fronts?" omer (pointing to a solitary There, my friend."—Bingham- Jim—"* Have you a| Second) . | drain Juve has a good cartoon representing Un- cle Sam yoked to a donkey and wildly eryin “Stop us! for pity’s sake, somebody stop us! The cartoon is evidently based on the story, familiar to every farmer, of the man who sat down to milk a young heifer. To keep her tail still he tied it to his leg, and, as he afterward sorrowfully told the story, ‘* hat heifer hadn't taken three jumps before I realized that I had made a mistake,"—A merican Cultivator. Philosopher—""And so the marriage of Mr. and Mrs. was a love-match?" " Gossip— “No doubt of it.” Philosopher—* Which one | does-the loving ?"—New York Weekly. Buy it! Drink it! What? Why, Coot's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. Once tried always preferred, Absolutely’ pure. T have known lots of cute men in my time— 0 powerful cute that you couldn't sell ‘em a gold brick worth six thousand dollars for two thousand dollars—but I've always been disap- pointed in them, Sooner or later they'd pay three dollars for a brass watch-chain for the sake of getting a fifteen-cent chromo,—"* Silas Comfort” in Detroit Free Press, The reason that rich men have so many friends is that they are capital fellows,—Rock- ester Democrat, A TEST OF PURITY. Mrs. B.—"‘ My doctor says that T can surely avoid typhus or cholera by drinking . B.—**I have visited Londonderry «Springs and know that there is not a house or ithin a mile—a sure test of purity.” The World’s Fair ina Shuffle. A PACK OF pat pire crt lla deter Henne hy tale, Setter eee seta peritafariabinet ey It is the ch YALE joicest Smoking Tobacco that ex- perience can produce or that money can buy. NG TOBACCO Thx was an ill-timed burst of applause in % sate which snuffed Senator Pefler into had arisen and remarked, ** I ‘There are some oppor- ver come twice ina lifetime cpoR's Limmany supplied on de- “It is just awful,” said Mrs. Watts, “the way that woman across the way treats her dog. She whips him on the least occasion, Why, I wouldn't treat a ten-year-old boy in such’ a cruel way."—ZJndianapolis Journal. COMPLEXION POWDER Is an absolute necessity of refined toilet in this climate. Pozzoni’s combines every element of beauty and purity. SEND FOR CATALOGUE E.C.MEACHAM ARMS CO., ST. LOUIS, MO, GENTLEMEN! Don't suffer ionger with imperfect and unreliable Cottar Burrows, A card will bri a circular describing “The Bened(ct?? patent. Junce in- dorges it as the best.” Made in both solid BENEDICT ‘BROS, 171 Broadway, W. Y. city. She looked supremely beautiful ‘At afternoon or night. To see her dressed in gown of silk Would fill you with delight. But things were changed when in the sea She took her morning “wade,” Her beauty she had taken off For fear that it might fade. _ Brooklyn Eagle, SERIOUS RAILWAY ACCIDENT. Milk-train in collision; no milkman turns up; disappointed housekeepers ; coffee without cream. A petty annoyance resulting from a neglect to keep the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk in the house Order now for future exigencies from grocer or druggist. The earl of Dudley is insured for six million dollars, and the insurance companies send a corps of experts ahead of him when he walks out to clear away the banana-peels.— The Gen- eral Manager, ‘The man who wagered a lady that he could thread a needle in less time than she could sharpen a pencil won in sixteen minutes, at the end of which time the lady had whittled up her pencil.— Boston Gazette, World's fair travelers will be delighted with the fanny | Jepon's QuanTunLy. Zcenve In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. | aoe rns the BEST is the 3eh-314 Post Street, ‘San Francisco. fabash Ave., 37 EE) St. Peter—" Vl wager you the new arrival isa clergyman.” Gabriel—"* What makes you think so?" St, Peter—"* Everything reminds him of something he saw abroad.""—Cleveland Leader, YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. 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