Judge — August 26, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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y seem paradoxical, y not seem quite true ; ns tidiculous to me, y seem $0 to you; fact none can dispute, he wise man or clown, ver can drink water up. ess you drink it down, Boston Budget, ¢ that has the least alcohol is a restorative.” says Dr. Pavy. Use Dry Imperial. * Cham molant 3 cep accounts, Jean?" asked one as she and her companions fin- ciitful mathematical computation ing equally for a luncheon, id Jean virtuously. ‘It would cath to have one cent unaccount- 1, Dolly?” “Oh, yes," said “T promised pa to, and so ‘down on one page ' Received nd on the other "Spent fifty dol- enough. How do you do, Ma- oaned as she answered, “Oh, down on one page * Received tifty dol- {yet down the other "Spent seventy-five dol. row I keep accounts."—Chicago extremely reserved are like old en- which had painted covers that your seeing what o'clock it was,— Oh, rajah of Rajagan, Jajat Jit Singh, Who of kings Asiatic are called the high kingh, Don't be a bit bashful, but see everythingh, For while you are with us you'll have your full flingh. But when you hie homeward, oh, genial Jajat, If in money affairs you don't’ know ‘where you're at Please go for a loan to some near autocrat, And don’t ask us Yankees to pass round the hat.—Rochester Herald. Mrs. WinsLow’s SooTHING Syrup for Chil- dren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- theea, 25 cents a bottle, He—"‘1s there anything I can do to prove my affection so that you will not doubt it?’ She—" There is. Marry sister. She is older than I, and mamma is determined to not let me marry till sister is disposed of."—/ndian- apolis Journal. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, The telegraph announces that an Indiana man has eloped with his own wife. There seems to be something odd and unusual in this item, but we cannot tell just what it is. —Z/mira Advertiser, BUNGTOWN MEDICAL COLLEGE. Prorrssor—"' Boys, can you tell the remedy for this case of swelled head?" Jouxsie— PRorsssor—" Go to the head.” Jousnte—" It DON'T go to the head. A case of LONDONDERRY Lithia Water." an party is the party of action. | ogress; its speech is the lan- id; its dialect and rhetoric of rm and the shop; its shib- written on the white walls of studies political conditions, sentiment, and seizes the ear- allize that sentiment into wise heroic constituencies are the 1 elements of American ‘oster. The Reput ATIONAL STORY ention lately, but as a matter ic has also devoted time to 1, judging by the unprece- Sail Borden Eagle Brand Unequaled as a food for grocers and druggists. be a woman down in New ed in this way when the at her health—"*I feel very Ss feel bad when I feel well, | | am going to feel worse after- ate plenty of people in the 1 New Englantt who, borrow | Y.—Blissard, Bicycles as well as worms will turn if trod upon.— Pittsburg Dispatch, Well done—The farmer who falls in with bunco men,— Philadelphia Call. The joys of heaven will begin as soon as we attain the character of heaven and its duties. Try that and prove its truth.— Theodore Parker. To love in a cottage she didn’t demur; Her taste quite inclined her to that. The only occasion for worry to her Was the prospect of love in a fat. —Washington Star, On the side of a barrel, on Harlem's high hill, Without any hat on his head, Young Timmy McCarthy was eating his fill From a large, dusty loaf of dry bread, But a goat who was lunching on hoop-skirts near Came and tumbled him into the gutter; Then remarked, with a wink of his other wise eye, ** You neglected to call for the butter.” — Exchange. CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion. Missionaries should be sent to France in- stead of Siam.—Rochester Union. A GRAND COMBINATION. YALE MIXTURE FOR THE PIPE. A Delightfub Blend of St. Fames Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Tiir- kish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Celebrated! ‘Brand “ Pickings." MARBURG BROS. ——_$_ == __ In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who taptgs EB, rath St, Wabash Ave $0 M ER anes New York. 1108 Olive Street, rr mand. ‘back number of Jupos's Linmany supplied on de- 10 cents, Warerooms: *is'W*tdots ua". ¥. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. These Instruments are unexcelicd, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. A war will restore to Siam the fame it lost in the grave of that interesting combination, the Siamese twins.— Zoronto Empire, LIBRARY JA nourmr masazine oF THE AUGUST NUMBER OF JUDGE'S LIBRARY is now out, and will be found to be superiatvely funny. Price tocents, Tobe had of all newsdealers | and train-boys, LIFE INSURANCET*T INSURES. ARTICU St. Louis, Mo. pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the aa (es Better Cocktail at Home ‘THA 19 SERVED CVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD B The Club Coektails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, Tom GIN ANO VERMOUTH. For the Yacht, For the Sea Shore, For the Mountains, For the Fishing Party, For the Camping Party, For the Summer Hotel For everywhere that a dllclous Cocktail Is apprecl ‘e prefer that you sboult buy of your dealer; It'Se does bot keep them we will vend a belection ob Tour botties, prepald, for #400 @. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Prop’s, 2 BURLING SLIP, N. Y.; Laboratory, HARTFORD, CONN. 427 For SALE BY ALL Davootsts axp DraLens, ‘The Syracuse Standard improperly declares that an expression on the Zag/e’s editorial page was slightly ungrammatical. ‘The Standard should realize that the appearance of an expres- sion on the Zagie's editorial page makes it the best usage and the best usage is controlling. The Eagle does not say things because they are grammatical. ‘Things are grammatical because the Eagle says them.—Brooklyn Eagle. YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. The superior quality of the material used, the ex- guisite design, the lightness in weight. and the great jemand, is a guarantee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719,158 Broadway, NEW YORK. thorized Agents in every city. To make bills is human ; to pay them—these days—is divine.—Pittsburg Bulletin, If France really wants to fight something small let it drop Siam and square off to Govern- or Waite.—Chicago Mail. STARCH CROWS STICKY, Common powders have a fare, Pozzo- Sirln the baly Comploson Be fit for use, GENTLEMEN! Don’t suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Cotta BuTtoNs, A postal- a circular describing card will bring you Stahe Hened(et?? patent. Jovce in: Jdorses it as the best. 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