Judge — August 5, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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a SOME LIVE TESTIMONIALS. Dr. CUREALL MEDICINE COMPANY, Dear sirs—Six months ago I'was blown to atoms by a dynamite blast. One box of your green pills for green people pulled me together nicely after I had spent large sums in sending out search-parties to look for me and in advertising for my whereabouts. At present I feel so good that I spend most of my time hanging about blasting-places in the hope that something may occur to give me the opportunity to take your A NEW STATUE poleum, King Bill, er Gen'l Grant?” A STERN REMEDY. EACH WEEK. “Boss, which haid shall I put on de statue dis week—Geo'ge Washin'ton, Na- pills again. Yours gratefully, Dr. CUREALL MEDICINE COMPANY. dead when I began to take your green pills for green people. It is a great relief. to me to be alive. now well and hearty. always bless you. DR CUREALL MEDICINE COMPANY. Joun Biowup. Gentlemen—I_ was lam T shall EHS Gentlemen — Three months ago I fell from a sixteen-story building to the sidewalk. 1 felt out of shape until I began taking your pills. to this invaluable remedy, I enjoy both health and beauty. gratitude, To-day, thanks With EuinU TUMBLER. P.S.—-Lam going to make a balloon ascent to-morrow and will take a box of your pills with me. Ww. 1 mioRnon, WHERE TO FIND HIM, Cobble—"Jagway owes me some money and I wish I could find him.” Stone—" The last I heard of him he had gone up in the country ona fishing-trip.” Cobble— But he must have returned.” Stone—"Then why don’t you inquire at the inebriate asylum ?”” se Pores the buzzing of mosquitoes keep you awake at night?” “No; not at all, hear them.” NO MORE WASTE, My baby cries so much that I never A. Krank—"My patent fuel-saving combustor saves fifty per cent. of the coal.” Manufacturer—'A\\ right, sir. furnace and I won't use any coal at all.” KNEW HIM. , New-comen—''I see that the coming cam: paign will be an active one. for the state legislature?” Native—" Mr. Hooks. He would make the best legislator of any man in the county.” New-coMeR—" Hooks? I've heard a great deal about him. You are the first person I have heard say a word in his favor. How does this happen?" Native—"' Well, you see, I'm Hooks.” Who is your choice Put two on my boiler- CELTIC REASONING, i'll fix thot lake t’-morrer marnin’, Bridget, if it’s clare.” Mr. O'FLANNAGAD Mrs. O'FLANNAGAN—"'If it's clare, yer fule, it won't be lakin’,” A GOOD SUBSTITUTE. Tramp (at dining-room door of seaside boardinig-house)—" Madam, will you please give me a couple of those bananas and a cup of tea?” Landlady—" Ye-es.” $ Tramp—"Thanks. Then if you will allow me. to’sit for a while in one of those veranda-rockers and will send’sovie one to tar over the holes in mY shoes I won't’ ask anything else. -My Uzalth is very poor, but T'can't afford a sea-voyage.” —~ A SECTIONAL PECULIARITY. Professor—* Mc. Cummings, what is the normal temperature of the body?” Student — Ninety-cight degrees everywhere except in Massa- chusetts.”” MONOTONOUS. Bingo— Things always taste the same in this house.” Mrs. Bingo— You mustn't complain, my dear. We have had the same cook for two days.” ABOUT NINETY IN THE, SHADE, ~ comicbooks.com