Judge — August 5, 1893 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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$6 STOUGH, NOUGH !" exclaimed Miss Polly Gough ‘To Edward John Fitzgerald Brough. “You think that I'm not up to snough? Your talk of love is simply stough. Begone! you silly little mough, And say you got a plain rebough.” And, throwing down a hand of dough That looked as if it might be tough, She gave young Brough an awful cough, Said he, “‘ Though you are in a hough You needn’t treat a man so rough.” Convinced that he and she were through, Young Edward J. Fitzgerald Brough Lit a cigar, began to pough, And left the home of Polly Gough. CHONGE 5, CRITFENDES. BECAUSE HE WAS A BOY. Johnny Jaggers—*Come on, boys! let's break the windows. Ma ‘s going to move.” ON THE MIDWAY PLAISANCE. Cuarry } ‘Bah Jove! he must be an Englishman, (Sigh.) Oh, I might Cuoxty § “just as well give up trying to look like one." AN AGRICULTURAL TURN OF MIND. 8) THINK Benny will make a farmer,” said Mrs. Bloobumper to her husband. “ What makes you think that?” “TI found him picking the seeds out of some seed-cake I had given him, and he said he was going to plant them and raise all the cake he could eat.” WHENCE THOSE TEARS. Fanning—* Poor Morris! Tears came into his eyes when I insisted on his taking a fiver from me.” Channing—"Yes. He told me he couldn’t help it, He was so certain of a ten, ‘ AN EXPLANATION. . BOTH SIDES :OFWEINSTEIN'S:DOOR. Aunt (hortified)—" Were you and Mr. Trotter out there on the lake To the tax-collector- Yor! Dese To the intended purchaser—"* Der 2 a house ain'd wort ofer dree dousand house gost me efery cend of twendy all alone this evening? tollae dousand tollar, spod cash.” Niece—"No; we weren't all alone. Mr. Trotter was with me.” THE WOMAN DOESN’T LIVE WHO CAN PLAY poker. Fold a letter straight. Pour half a cup of coffee. Stick to the point in argument, Cut her nails with a pen-knife. Return a borrowed lead-pencil. Keep her hands off the driver's arm if the horses shy. SUPERFLUOUS. GIRL and a hammock, likewise a guitar, And a youth on his summer vaca: tion, When Cupid laid eyes on the group from afar He shunned it without hesitation, \'xplaining, “An arrow I'll save, for, you see, ‘hose people will need no assistance from me.” LAUDABLE. son Blumer—"\ was rather TWOLPARAGRAPHS! d to hear that you had con- From THe Georata “ Cracker "—'* Our distinguished ‘d to let your head salesman citizen, Hon, Colonel William Rye, left for Washington this varry your daughter.” morning. Colonel Rye was an enthusiastic Cleveland man From THE GEORGIA ‘* CRACKER" (six weeks later) — Clothby —" wanted to keep it, the late election, and it is whispered that his visit to “Bill Kye returned from Washington this morning.” Washington is at the particular request of the president © money in the family.” himself,” ic y comicbooks.com