Judge — July 22, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE One copy, one year, of s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers - 2. One copy, for 13 weeks = = Including the Crisrsas Jonas. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—Teall for- ‘ign countries in the postal wni a year. THe JupoeE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce Buitpino), Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th Street. New York. (B-We puaranter advertisers a larger cireulatic cal paper published. is for sale at Brentano's, 17 Avenue de DOpera, Pari Newcastle street, than any other Americam satirt- zs Smith, Ainslee & rand. London. England; at Saaréach's News Exchange, , ad 7 Ch. &, Alioth Gonrwe, Seitserland, #7" NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copy- n both the United States and Great Britain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. A REMARKABLE TRUTH—No fisherman ever told a lie, eee [S_ ROBERT MAXWELL aware that he is suspected of the Borden hatchet ? R. MCGLYNN thinks privately that he has sufficiently disciplined T US HOPE that the big wheel at Chicago will never be known as the wheel of misfortune. eee RS. GRANT and Mrs, Davis re- cently-at West Point taught the old ideas how to’ shoot. OVERNOR ALTGELD has a tender heart, but he would just like to hang Judge Gary. cae HE LOSS of the Victoria reminds us that peace hath her holocausts, no less renowned than war. YOU ARE NEVER ‘safe on an English battle-ship except when the enemy is shooting at it. [N HIS LOVE for the governor of Mlinois Johann Most proclaims him- self as good a Democrat as anybody. READING maketh a full man; but the decision of the chief-jastice in behalf of Sunday-opening marks him as a Fuller. ERTAIN REMARKS to the effect that the kaiser and-his people are iance may be attributed, perhaps, to the -heat of debate. was so awfully érooked-(Iri¢): . according to a correspondent, has lost none of her tity in Washington, We feel authorized to say-that Mr. Bissell Y FIRM in Franklin, Pennsylvania, has ceased to sell because it believes the world’s fair ought to be kept open on Sunday. ‘The firm spells Sunday with a small s, but we don’t know when we have been so shocked and:hurt. see ¢¢]F HE DOESN'T want it, hasn't’ been ‘mentioned for it, and isn’t fitted for it—that’s the man to appoint,” says Mr. Cleveland. ‘The wonder is that when he was sheriff the gentleman didn’t insist on hanging some man not thought of for that dispensation. TAMMANY AS A REFORMER. WE LEARN from Mr. Croker’s America that the drinking-saloons of this city have been greatly improved as a result of Tammany AN OUT-LATE VIEW. Brown—"' That's my new house, sure, but (hic) I didn’t notice it It's not safe. influence. This is a new view of the advantages of reformatory politics; but as men grow rich they generally improve the quality of their soothing and inspiring beverages. We may also say that the saloons are growing more numerous, and logically that also is a matter for congratulation. THE RESURRECTED PURITAN. WHITE-CAPS have sacked a newspaper in Mississippi for the offense of condemning their acts. These fellows are not only above law and order, but are shocked at criticism. A certain kind of admiration for the sublimity of the ignorance which makes them think themselves right is not impossible; but it is amazing to know that they are not tracked and killed like the new orders of bank-robbers and train-robbers and the old kinds of wild beast. UNSEEMLY FLIRTING. A SIGN in a Philadelphia cemetery, which, the Record informs us, is likewise used as a ground for picnics, informs the public that flirting is strictly prohibited. Probably few places of public resort are free from this besetting amusement; yet it would be as surprising to see the warn- ing at any conspicuous funeral, either at the entrance-door or on the hearse. It is alleged that Philadelphians are unusually slow. It occurs to us that they are alarmingly fast. HOW MR. PARKER CIVIL- IZES, THE ADVANTAGES of civilization are shown in the case of Mr. Quanah’ Parker, the old chief of the Comanches, who has substituted mar- rying for fighting, and who recently brought his seventh wife into Vernon, Texas, to have her photograph taken. He is quite wealthy, lives high, and is now looking for another wife. There is nothing whatever the matter with Quanab, and in adopting the methods of a great many white men he is both happy and prosperous. A HUSBAND'S GENEROSITY. SOCIAL STUDY presents itself in Brooklyn, A married woman, casually mentioned as the mistress of a fascinating man, kills the man and is locked up for it, pending her trial for murder. Here the husband, who has ~ been inadvertently forgotten during the more or less prolonged proceedings, turns up with sympathetic interest in the murderess, provides means for her comfort, and announces that he will furnish the money necessary to her de- fense. Evidently he thinks she has been meanly treated because the fas- cinating man had made up his mind to desert her, VICTORIA’S LATEST MATCH. ALEXANDRA, princess of Wales, gave no reason for her unexpected opposition to the proposed marriage of George and the princess May. Possibly the young man had made a selection of his own and she was in sympathy with him; and again it was not to be reasonably supposed that the young lady could so quickly turn from the grave of the dead Albert Victor to accept that young man’s brother and be fully satisfied. These, however, are trivial things in the eyes of the queen and the kingdom, the parties to the marriage having not that right of selection which belongs to ordinary persons. It seems hard; but one cannot have royal blood with- out being a good deal of a'slave to it. SYMPATHY FOR HYENAS. UT FOR THE HANGING of several anarchists and the sending of several others to the penitentiary Chicago would not be a safe place for decent citizens to-day. The men were murderers both in spirit and in fact, and were proud to be known as murderers. It is curious to reflect that their victims are totally forgotten, while sympathy with lawlessness overwhelmed Governor Altgeld with petitions for the convicts who survived until he found it advisable to pardon them, Well, perhaps the wolves of Chicago will find it advisable to dynamite a few more police- men, They certainly have the necessary encouragement. But if they do God help them and Governor Altgeld! comicbooks.com