Judge, 1893-07-22 · page 13 of 16
Judge — July 22, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and brief humorous anecdotes**, not political cartoons. The notable content includes: **"That Cable Car"** – A satirical quip about a woman who lost two fingers in machinery and received $1,400 compensation, with dark humor suggesting she can now "make up" for her missing hand when seeking marriage. **Marital humor pieces** – Short jokes about absent-minded husbands (one threw a baby under newspapers; another did nothing with the baby). **World's Fair references** – Multiple ads reference Chicago's 1893 World's Columbian Exposition, indicating this is from that era. Barbershop and camera advertisements capitalize on expected fair visitors. **Product advertisements** – Steel pens, cameras, medicinal tonics, wines, railroads, and cigars dominate the page—typical Judge magazine content mixing commerce with satire. The "Owl" and "Pears' Soap" advertisements are standard commercial notices without political meaning. Overall, this reflects Judge's format: light social satire mixed with commercial sponsorship.
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FILM LIES FLAT, DEVELOPMENT A PLEASURE. ee ee eee Slightly touch the lever and a picture is taken. te ee ce The loading of a Trokoner with 35 films is but the work of a moment. Take a Trokonet with you to the World’s Fair, and you can feel assured of successful pictures, All Photographic Dealers will seli them Trotonct catalogue free on application. THE PHOTO MATERIALS CO., MANUFACTURERS, _ROCHESTER, N. Y. fgtuillect wore prompt attention and better service Ecctlcolag JCoow when answering advertisements. —— Are you... interested * - in. “Good Things” ? Fulapa every ane tiny aot Kao tat Frank Leslie’s Weekly athe preser Using medi time is one of the best adver- sin the country. The circu tly increased on account of vork in connection with the Fair it Chicago. M business 's not quite as good as usual, improve it by ising i " Weexey. advertising in LESLIE'S Rates 3 Tendered, Bates, ty reasonable for service jor copy of paper and esti- WILLIAM L. MILLER, Nonager Advertising Dep't, to FIFTH AYE., NEW YORK. Miss Lillian Bigley, who lost two’ of her, fingers in a stamping-machine in a Cambridge (Mass.) factory, has recovered fourteen hundred dollars from her employer. If anybody should ask for her hand this will enable her to make up in part for its shortcomings.—Philadelphia Ledger. Wife— What on earth have you done with the baby?" /usband—"‘ Done? Nothing.” Wife (alter prolonged search)—** You dreadful man! you have thrown the Sunday papers over our darling child and it will take an hour to dig him out."—Pittsburg Bulletin, OPEN ON MONDAYS, and every other day while the gates of the world’s fair remain open, will be the new bar- ber-shops under the management of Mr. Will- iam M, Purcell, the popular and well-known Dearborn.street hair-dresser. The first of these shops will open immediately in the southwest corner of the Terminal building, and others will be in operation as soon as furnishings are com- plete. The public will note with pleasure that the famous Williams’ Shaving Soaps will be used exclusively, it being the purpose of the management to provide in every possible way for the safety and comfort of visitors, It has become a proverb among shavers that **the shop that uses Williams’ Shaving Soap is first- class and worthy of public confidence and pat- ronage,” JOSEPH GILLOTT'S STEEL PENS. GOLD MEDAL, paris ExPosiTion, 1889. THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. ‘World's falr travelers will be delighted with the funny JupoR's QUARTERLY. 2 cents Said the:: O to himself, “Ifthe =a moon I could get, = whenever I’m dry = my throat I could £ ‘wet; The moon is: quarter—with aquar- ter I hear; you can five gal- lons of tHires’ Root Beer.’’ A Delicious, Tem ioral for any time of year. A asc. package makes s gallons, Be sure and get Hines’, If ALL Wheels were as good as guaranteed BLER BICYCLES + ——_ MN ——— ALL Bicycle Riders would be satisfied. LISS G For Sale by alt Leading Grocers and reat Western Ts unequaled for purity and excel- lence. and is now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homes in preference to foreign vintages. one 4 trial case wilt satitfy the most Sastidious, RHEIMS, Steuben Co., N.Y. Wine Merchants. and HATR GOODS of every descrip- tion for Ladies and Gentlemen on hand PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., GMM Estab. 1849. 44 East rath Street, N.Y. Also ARAMIRACALOUS, the famous Hair Dye, a one-bottle preparation,'$r.co per bottle. Twanty years, theoretically and practically, devoted to the treatment of skin, scalp, nervous and blood diseases, the removal of facial blemishes and complexional lefects. toc. for 150-page book on “Dermatology. and a sample of WOODBOURY'S FACIAL SOAP for clearing the complexion. Tt can be used in salt, fresh, hard or soft water, and is the, only soap prepared by a Dermatologist. Woodbury's Antiseptic Shaving Sticks and Bars allay irritation” and prevent, contagious skin troubles: Sticks, asc; Barbers’ Bars, 15c.. 2 for ase: Facial Soap. 3 cakes tor $1.00. For sale at all druggists’ oF sent by mail. JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatologist, 125 Wrst 420:St., Naw York City. Free consultation, personally or by mail. On a jag—The lightning.—Harvard Lam- pon. Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver oil with hypo- phosphites restores healthy flesh; dissipated through any cause, at any period of life. cy It is denied that the presence of plates of some modern novels in a publisher's office was responsible for the Wabash-avenue fire.—Chi- cago Mail. The Sohmer Bijou grand piano is a grand piano indeed. A noted artist says : ‘* The ex- cellence of workmanship and the brilliancy, sweetness and quality of tone are, in one word, wonderful.” Hicks—* What do you want to let the baby lie there and howl for?” Mrs. Hicks—" The woman in the fiat below sent word by the jan- itor that the children’s racket annoyed her.” Brooklyn Life, ELK ee ese eotacoproa mated Jand made to order by FINDLER & WIBEL, 146 Nassau Street, New York. People have no idea how crude and cruel soap can be. Itcuts the skin and frets the under skin; makes redness and roughness and _ leads to worse. Not soap, but the alkali in it. Pears’ Soap has no alkali in it. S.W CORNER 39" ST. and IS'Ave. oe? if your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. The man who struck Billy Patterson has made room on the front seat for the shrewd, active and enterprising individual who mur- dered the Bordens,—Z xchange, Patron—" You wanted to paint my picture last year for fifty dollars, and now you want sixty. How is that?" Artist—"" You've got- ten much fatter in the past year."—Boston Times, The average man of political prominence who imagines himself self-made would be a bankrupt if compelled to pay what he reuily owes to the newspapers.—Canajoharie Radii. TO THE WORLD'S FAIR VIA B. & O. Going via Washington and Returning via Niag- ‘ara Falls, The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad has placed on sale at its offices throughout the east excursion tickets to Chicago, good going via Washington and returning via Niagara Falls, with the privilege of stop-over at each point. These tickets are valid for return journey until November asth, and are not restricted to certain tains, but are good on all B.& O. trains, and rmit holders to travel via Pittsburg or via Grafton. Byeither route passengers cross the Alleghany mount- ains, three thousand feet above the sea-level, amid the most picturesque scenery in America. .Sleeping- ‘car accommodations may be reserved in advance upon application to nearest,B. & O. ticket-office. NEW YORK DELAWARE® HUDSON RAILROAD. ‘Tho Shortest, Quickest and Hest Line Between AND MONTREAL. Visitors to the World’s Fair should bear in mind that the’route via the St. Lawrence, Montreal, Lake Champlain, Lake George, Saratoga and the Hudson River is the greatest highway of sum- mer. pleasure travel in America. Send 6 cents postage for fine Descriptive Guide to ‘J. W. BURDICK, General Passenger Agent, Albany, N. Y. comicbooks.com