Judge, 1893-07-08 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 8, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily a **page of advertisements and miscellaneous content** rather than political satire. The page includes: **"Our Hebrew Friends"** section: A humorous letter supposedly from a Jewish necktie firm ("Moses Gluckenheimer & Bro.") critiquing a salesman's expense report. The comedy relies on stereotypical Yiddish-accented English ("Vat ve vant is orders," "Vere is the horse"). This appears designed to show Jewish business owners as shrewd, practical, and capable of self-deprecating humor—presenting them as assimilated enough to laugh at themselves and be featured in Judge magazine. **The bulk of the page consists of period advertisements** for hotels, railroads, chocolate, typewriters, bicycles, and patent medicines—typical Judge revenue sources. The "Hebrew Friends" item suggests Judge's editors wanted to demonstrate that Jewish readers weren't offended by the magazine's humor, perhaps countering accusations of bigotry.
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Chocolat Menier | Isihe beverage of | beverages for ev= ery one who wish- es to keep” the brain. fresty and vigorous. Pure chocolate unites In 2 perfect form all the. qualities for a healthy and Strengthening liq= id food, and con traryto the pope 1 ‘supposition, (Wounded "on the Useot Impure mat- ter sold as choco- Lites) tisthe Rem= edy par excellence Sor byspepsia. Keupot ne CHo- Court MENIER fmmediately atter eating will produce igestion [n three hours. Ils te= commended 10 ev= na ery brain worker in es pice of using that which only stimulates without strengthening. COCOA and CHOCOLATE ean no more be com- pared with each other than. ‘Skimmed Milk to Pure Cream. CHOCOLAT MENIER offers what the most particular epicures seek and all medical men desire: a wh ‘some, agreeable food of a deciied renovatin; ‘A sample of this Incomparable chocolate— LAT MENIER—will be senttoany ad- dress if you name this publication. Grocers also are Invite to forward lists of their tomers to be sup: plied with samples, VIA “THE GREAT “ OCK ISLAND NIGHT OUT. Two Grand Through Lim | ted Traine Dally. A soul occupied with great ideas best per- forms small duties.—//. Martineau, LEADING HOTELS. (We recommend all hotels advertised in Jupce.} NEW YORK CITY. Brevoort House, Fifth Avenue (near Washington square), New York, 1. Trnny. pe NEW YORK CITY. Eunoreax Phax (Op 42d st.), New Vork. Race: ALBANY, N. ¥. ind up.” Feanne ‘A. United hetor. Choice and rooms. Table of superior excel ‘SUMMER RESORTS. & Lansinc, props, tates Motel. H. A. legantly-furnished LAKE Lafay HYDESVILLE, VT. Lake Bomoseen: OUR HEBREW FRIENDS. The JupcE presents the following, sent by one of the largest Jewish establishments in the country, as evidenice that the Hebrew ele- ment is not altogether thin-skinned as to the pleasantries perpetrated at its expense—any more than are the Irish, the German and the American parts of our truly composite popula- tion, The letter is both witty and funny : Moses GLUCKENHEIMER & DRO., fobbers in neckties, 117 Mercer st., New York city. Mr. J. MARKS—Ve received your letter of the 16th, with route-list and expense-account, Vat ve vant is orders, Ve have plenty of maps in New York to make up routeclists and big families to make expenses. Mr. Marks, ve find in your expense-account an item $2.50 for billiards, Please buy no more billiards for us; and also $7.50 for horse and buggy. Vere is the horse and vat did you do vith the buggy? Ve send you to-day by express two boxes of cigars; the one cost $1.40 per box and the other go cents. You can use the $1.40 box and give the other to your customers. Ve also send you samples of an article vich costs $7.00 per Rross. Sell for $7.25 per dozen. If you can't get $7.25 take $2.25, You might offer it as a novelty, as ve got it only two years in stock. Do not ‘date any more bills ahead, as the days are longer in summer than in vinter. Yours truly, M, GLUCKENHEIMER & BRO. a miss much {f you miss Jcpor's QuanreRty. 2. REMINGTON TYPEWRITER For Excellence of Workmanship, Superior. ity of Design, Great Simplicity, /asy Manipulation, Durability, Speed, Jani. folding Ability, etc, ete, Absolutely unrivaled. SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED DESCRIPY ON, WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, N. Y, SOMNAMBULIST'S FATAL LEAP, Brasuncuam, Ata, April 77.—James 1c young jeweler {rom Boston, dreamed this that the house was on fire and jumped o Story window. He fell on the paveme; neck, and is now dying. The Extension Full Indemnity Policy i OVERMAN WHEEL Co. Rosvon, WASHINGTON. CEMVER, GAN PRAncrECa, A. G. SPALDING & BROS., Special Agents, emicaco, new Yorn. PHMADELPn, NT ASSOC Instead of a hinderance Scott's Emulsion is a F a help to digestion. It renews failing appetite|COVers Such casualties as this; no and insures an abundance of healthy fest. | other does. ITS COMPETITORS OUTDISTANCED, ANHEUSER-BUSCH IN THE LEAD. AT THE WORLD’S FAIR. Anheuser-Busch Beer will hold the of honor at the World's Fair. 2 having been decreed so this week. edict is by authority of the Fur Directors, and the same has been ‘communicated to President Adolphs Back of the Brewing Association through President Ernest Sadier of the Cohumbas Casino Restaurant at the World's Fair grounds. only fs this beer selected as against competition from Milwaukee, Toledo, Louis, New York, Chicago tnd elsewhere, but the tndorsement of superior quality is supplencied Agreement to pay $2 a barrel more for the Anheuser-Busch beer than for be Dext highest priced beer competing. NEW YORK DEPOT, 0. 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