Judge — July 1, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A SURPRISE-PARTY. "Rastus—"* Lor's! whad do dis nigger see—a chickun on dat fence?— A GOOD CHANGE, 66 LJAVE you seen the new spelling for Chicago since the duke de Veragua arrived there?” “No. What is it?” “Chicagua.” AT THE CLUB. “Talking about eccentricity, my old man has not had his hair cut for fifteen years.” Great Jehoshaphat! he must be a sight.”* Oh, no; nothing extraordinary.” THE. REWARD OF WICKEDNESS. + ¢] NEVER robbed a man but once,” said the honest tramp, ““and then I was starving. He would not give me a penny, and } couldn’t stand the gnawings in my stomach any longer. So I knocked him down and went through his.pockets, What kind of a haul did I make? Just one little bottle what read on the label— Pepsin; for that full feeling. after eating." WOULD MAKE A SPHINX TALK. He— Miss Hastings is the only society girl I- know who can draw out literary men to talk about their own work in a drawing-room.” She—"She isn’t literary herself either. He—'No. She does it by attrib- uting misquotations from their books to classic authors.” THE MODERN AMERICAN NOVELIST. HE WRITES for thedainty maidens— One sees them in all the towns ; He writes for our lovely matrons In charming tailor-made gowns ; He writes for the old grandmothers— We find them now and then ; But never, oh, never—by any chance— Does he write for full-grown men. SRWALL READ. ITS TRUE WORTH. Patient— You practice the faith- cure, eh?” n—" To some extent.” Is it good for much?” Physician—" Oh, about two thou- sand a year. IDENTIFYING HIM. Gummey—" Poor Paddock has lost three thousand dollars betting on the races.” Gargoyle —" Paddock ? think I know him, do 1?” Gummey —" Perhaps not, but he’s the man who picks out the probable winners for the daily Blogun.” I don’t A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. Boy (all tangled up\—"' Oh! oh! Untie me!” His PATHER—"* How did you get into that shape?” Bov—"* I was doing a trick T saw at the circus and I got stuck.” His raTHER—"I'll untie you, but before I do T'll give you sev- eral spankings that have been due you for some time.” comicbooks.com