Judge, 1893-07-01 · page 12 of 17
Judge — July 1, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with small humorous items scattered throughout. The cartoons are minimal—the only significant illustration is a small sketch at top-left showing figures around what appears to be a barrel or vessel. The page's "content" consists mostly of **patent medicine and product advertisements** (Butts Bromo Lithia headache remedy, Angostura Bitters, Beecham's Pills, No-To-Bac tobacco-cessation product) alongside brief satirical quips about contemporary topics. The humor pieces reference: a Iowa gubernatorial race (Clarkson vs. Boies), Dr. Briggs's suspension (unclear context), and religious hypocrisy regarding Moses. One joke mocks a newspaper's awkward phrasing about an accident victim. The "Boiled Baby" item is a literary reference to Charles Lamb's alleged preference for infants as food—presenting this as an absurdist joke rather than genuine satire. This appears to be a typical Judge **mixed advertising/content page** from the late 1800s, where commercial sponsors subsidized editorial space.
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BUTTS CO. ‘8 17th S¢., Washington, D.C. ‘73 Houston St., New York. — 18'Dearborn 8t., Chicago, S.W. Gor. 39th St. & Ist Av., New York. Ps Hoffman ian | BOUQUET. CIGAR ‘Foster? (mura MAKERS. “If your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. An itinerant item sets forth that if one holds his breath he is proof against the sting of a bee. In case the experiment should prove un- successful, it would be just as well to keep on holding the breath anyhow—in the interest of morality, — Philadelphia Ledger. LEADING HOTELS. He was an infidel, it's true, But now he’s veered about. He was so skeptical he grew, In time, to doubt his doubt. —Harry Romaine in the Century. The fashionable ladies’ corrective tonic is Angostura Bitters, the world-renowned tonic of Dr, J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. The suggestion that Clarkson be pitted against Boies for governor of Iowa contains a hint that next election-day down there might be a good time for the voters to go fishing.— ‘St. Paul Pioncer Press. ‘The guaranteed cure for all headaches is Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, roc. Now that Dr. Briggs is declared guilty and has been suspended we suppose we must all believe that Moses wrote the description of his own death.—Elmira Advertiser, Beecham's Pills with a drink of water morn- ings. A Jersey City paper, speaking of an accident, says, “One man was killed, and the other had his head severed from his body.” TOBACCO-USERS SMILE SOMETIMES when told how tobacco hurts them ; sometimes they don't, because shattered nerves, weak eyes, chronic catarth, lost manhood tell the story. 1 tohaceo-user, want to guit, post yourself about NO- TOLBAC, the wonderful, harmless, guaranteed. to- bacco-habit cure, by sending for book titled, * Don't Tobacco-spit and Smoke Your Life Away," mailed free. Druggists sell NO-TO-BAC. Address THE. STERLING REMEDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Mineral Springs, In What some churches seem to desire is less liberality in the pastor's views and more in the congregation's oflerings.— Washington Star. ‘The Sohmer pianos are recommended to the public for their power, purity, richness and quality of tone, and are considered the most durable and reliable pianos ever made. Goose-eggs have been picked up out in Shackleford county almost as large as hail- stones.—Dallas News. DRY MONOPOLE, This brand of champagne has a delicacy of flavor peculiar to itself. It exhilarates and de- lights, and JupcE is pleased to recommend it as most excellent. Boiled baby was the preference of Charles Lamb. Alady asked him: “How do you like babies?” He replied: “Boiled, madam.” This bachelor sarcasm perhaps arose from the idea of some fond parents that fine clothes make a fine babys they don’t. It is the little fellow inside of the clothes, who has only one tooth and a spectacular smile, dimpling off at the ends of his toes. Pretty dress completes the charm—as it does with everything. Even a watch should have a handsome out- side; but the main point is the time it keeps. You find all this in the new, quick-winding Waterbury. All jewelers sell it. All styles, $4 to rs. by mentioning Jopox when BSE WHEEL Co. sosvon, WASHINGTON. CENVER, SAR PRAncioca, A. G. SPALDING & BROS., Special Agents, coucaao. ew Yorn. PHnLADELPHia, . You will get more prompt attention and better service iswering advertisements Why Not Be Refreshed? Why not be healthy, cool, stim. lated? Acup of Cold Bouillon made fron Cudahy's Fluid Beef— Rex Brand is the ideal summer drink. It’s a food, a stimulant, a joy, Why Not Drink It? Send 6¢ stamps for postage on sample Rex Fluid Beef, mailed free, THE CUDAHY PACKING C0., South Omaha, © 8 Nebrasta First tramp—" Wot's troublin’ yer of le, pard? Yer don't seem t’ hev enny sperrt w ever.” Second tramp (wearily) ® read de papers?” First tramp—"'I do. Wa in de papers achurtin’ yer?" Second tresp (scornfully)—" Why, ain't yer seen de sen dat’s breakin’ me all up?_ It’s likely the incoxe tax bill isa-goin' ter pass." —Pitésburg Bulla ATTENTION! ANHEUSER-BUSCH BEER AT THE WORLD’S EXHIBITION. The beer contract for the Columbian Casino Restaurant of the Worl has been let to the Anbeuser-Busch Brewing Association. Their beer ws ferred, as it is tho intention of the Columbian Casino Company to mate! restaurant the most complete, perfect, abd the highest grado ever oper! this continent, O. MHYDR & CO.; 104 BROAD STREET, NHW YOR HOTEL BRUNSWICE EQUAL 10 ANY IMPORTED CIGAR. Weyrts you should buy of your dealer; if he does net at ‘them, send $1.00 for eample box of 10,07 E818 d Bd Ave., » Ni lepot, Surbrug, 159 Foltoa Swe [We recommend all hotels advertised in Jupce. NEW YORK CITY. Brevoort House, Fifth Avenue (near Washington square), New York, ©, 0 Grand Union Hotel, Evnoreax (Opposite Grand Central Depot, NewYork, Keom ‘and upwards. 12. and from Gra ‘depot free Y¥. Keeler’s European Hotel. Maiden Lane, Albany. BALTIMORE, MD. St. James Hotel, nortax PLA. Geto. F. ADAMS. - $1.50 UD, THE WORLD'S FAIR. Final arrangements for the Sale of Tickets via the B. & 0. R. R. For the benefit of those desiring to attend the world’s fair the Baltimore and Ono Railroad will sell excursion tickets to Chicago and return, at all stations on its line, at low rates. Tickets will be on sale until of twenty per cent. below regular rates. November 1st, and willbe valid for return journey until November 1st, 1p These tickets will be valid only for ‘They provide for a reduction continuous journey. Tickets at higher rates will be sold that will permit holders to stop over at Baltimore, Washington, or any other point. going and returning. Besides the opportunity of visiting Washington, a privilege afforded by no ‘other route, tourists via the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad will traverse the historic Potomac valley, the theatre of the war brtween the states At Cumberland they will be offered a choice of routes. via Pittsburg, of across the Alleghany mountains, three thousand feet above the level of the sea, and via Deer park and land, the famous summer resorts. The scenery along the Baltimore and Ohio foute is the most pictu in America, Pullman accommodations may be reserved in advance of journey. For rates and information or ue apply to nearest B. & O. ticket agent, or Chas. O. Scull, General Passenger Agent, Baltimore, Md. WASHINGTON, D. ©. The Cochran, F. J. Taker. proprietor, $310 $5 per day. Ast. PLAN TON, D.C, Hotel Arno, Annnican KAN PLAN. Strictly first-class. -¥. Clarendon. Evxorkax Puan. $1 per day and up.” Fuawkrt & Lansinc. props. Oh, for some bold inventor ‘Who will hit upon a plan To take the freckles off our face And keep on our shoes the tan! —ZInter-Ocean, fed States Hotel. H. A . Choice and elegantly-furnished ‘able of superior excellence. SUMMER RESORTS. oun POINT COM FORT. ¥ ¥ ASBURY PARK, N. J. Hotel Brunswic! Moxcan & Paxsons, props. $3 to $5 per day; $15 to $35 ner week. MINNETONKA BEACH, LAKE MINNE- TONKA, MINN. Hotel Lafayette. Now open. _E.’ V, Houcounn, manager. SARANAC LAK jel Del Monte. & WH, Meacnie, props, , VT. Ellis Park Hotel, on Send for souvenir book. ATLANTIC CITY, N, J. Hotel Traymore, Hygela Hotel. > per month and up. Send THE PICTURESQUE West Shore Railroad, The only All-rail Route running Through Drawing ‘Room Cars bet BLOOMVILLE, feign Csr ernceroe Ph New York and Kingston to Siratoga and Lake George: The favre reat of bualoees and plesare travel between. East, West, Northwest and Southwest. ‘The fast Express Trains over this line have elegant Palace and Sleeping Cars between New York, Boston, Kingston, Albany, Utica, Syracuse, Rochester, Buffalo and Niagara Falls, to Hamilton, Toronto, Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago and St. Louis without change’, See daily papers for through-car arrange: ‘ments to the World's Fair. For Tenets, Ties Tadies andall | {ntermation,apply to any Ticket Agent, West Shore Ralirender nares C.E. LAMBERT, General Passenger Agent, No, & Vanderbilt Ave., New York, ae $3-80-3-<o8) ING OF THEM ALL. MONARCH CYCLE Co. Lake end Htastend Sta CHLICADD, Unt Ae All kinds kept in stock. BLANK BOOKS.nieee cect FINDLER «& WIBEL, 146 Nassau Street, New York. BEST CALIFORNIA CHAMPAGIE Made from to 3 years old Sonoma Valley ‘AumRICA’S nEST PRODECT. Our cellars, extending {rom Warren to Street, are the finest wine-cellars in this ity. ‘enable us to carry sufficient. stock to properly wine before drawing it off into bottles Ost ‘proof of its superiority lies in the fact that we Befonized by the mos! prominent L ork, Brooklyn, and all parts of this country, Thave submitted A. Werner & Co.'s Extra D9 chemical analysis, and find it /ee from any iG whatever, "I therefore cordially recommend jure and healthy American wine. PON OGDEN DOREMUS, MD. LED. Professor of Chemistry and ‘College City of New A. WER! & CO., 52 Warren Sh comicbooks.com