Judge, 1893-06-17 · page 11 of 16
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, with minimal editorial content. The visible jokes and commentary are brief filler pieces between ads. The few satirical items present mock: 1. **Chicago's pretensions**: A note criticizes New York for calling Chicago the "slaughter-house aristocracy" while overlooking its own "gutter" society—a jab at both cities' snobbery during the Gilded Age. 2. **The World's Columbian Exposition** (1893): Referenced approvingly as showcasing American ingenuity, particularly Cook's champagne. 3. **Minor social observations**: Brief jokes about modern types—the "chappie" (young dandy) lacking sense, disappointments with transportation and services. The page reflects **late 19th-century consumer culture**, dominated by patent medicines, tobacco, alcohol, and grooming products. The advertising shows what Judge's affluent male readership valued: luxury goods, gentlemanly pursuits, and remedies for ailments (real or invented). No specific political figures or events are caricatured here—this is lifestyle satire aimed at urban sophistication.
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which nd al am Faea, 25 cents a bottle. “Love laughs at locksmi ay he Jaogh at the lock that holds the magic key. When 2 —Clinton Scollard in Lippincott. “When pain and anguish wring the brow fones (to. Smith)- dlls, old fellow ay boy Smith—* Can't do lam going to the world’s fa firs, old fellow 2” boy New Vo Press. Little slots for nickels, Open-mouthed but dumb, Give the jawious school-girl Wads of chewing-gu For Chapping, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, “Wonderfully soothiny healing." Journal of New York. TAR SOA | A GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. | YALE MIXTURE Made by MansuRG |A Deli:htful Blend of St. James Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Cele- brated Brand “ Pickings.' Surg. Rep., Phila. All the parks in Chicago were open yester- day except Jackson park, where stand edifices all the people were taxed to help build, drifting ‘way from that old-time inde- ce of church and state, aren't we?— cething; soothes the child, softens the 's all pain, cures wind colic and diar- ‘Truly well ove tries wed-lock and the key thereof Is ost ‘is then the locksmith laughs at Love. A ministering angel thou""—Bromo-Seltzer, Can you lend me ten it Jones (to Brown)—"* Can you lend me ten dol- Brown—" Can't do it, my got back from the world’s fair."— —Daetroit Free Press. ast Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful Packer’s and Health, “Excellent in dandruff, chap. ping and itching.” — Med. and —Cincinnati Post._ Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. the American Wine Co. of St. Loui Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. This ex It provements could suggest. is doubtful Europe, and certainly none in the United States. The continued increase of its sales, the de- of its worth, give it a trial. with a couple in his hand. ten cents," was the reply.—Brooklyn Life, Well, here, New York, you can't character- ize your western rival as the ‘‘ slaughter-house aristocracy of Chicago” without kicking up a little mud of the gutter upon your own society. Amongst the thousands of articles exhibited at the World's Columbian exposition at Chicago, of American inventive genius and thrift, there is none that deserves more merit than that of “Cook's cellent sparkling wine has been before the pub- lic for nearly forty years, and it has been the aim of the company to make it the best in the market, therefore nothing has been left undone in its production that science and modern im- whether there is a superior wine made in mand for it in all parts of the world, and the number of years of its popularity, are evidence Those who have not used it and those who unfortunately have a prejudice against American champagne, will do well to “How are sandwiches quoted now?" said one railway passenger to another who was com- ing from a refreshment-stand at the station ** Firm to hard at dude dipped in a little depravity. ings, SERIOUS RAILWAY ACCIDENT. cream, A petty annoyance resulting from neglect to keep the Gail Borden Eagle Bran future exigencies from grocer or druggist. A cocoanut-opening contest is announced may yet be let out.—Philadelphia Record, i r, also for mixing in drinks, nothing i since 1828, To be able to maintain an even temper i considered a great achievement; yet a ma Rochester Post-Express. The chappie of to-day is the old-fashioned He has just brains enough to be a nuisance.— 7exas Sift- Milk-train in collision; no milkman turns up; disappointed housekeepers ; coffee without Condensed Milk in the house. Order now for and the milk in the Sherman-Platt cocoanut specific against dyspepsia and as an superior to BOKER's BITTERS, renowned who is mad all the time comes under this head. A SILVER QUARTER sent safely, with your address, to George H. Heafford, General Passenger Agent Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway, Chicago, Illinois, will fetch to you by mail, without delay, a portfolio containing a highly-colored, ’a | Correct lithographic view of the d Wortp's Fai Gitounps and buildings (done by the famous artist, Charles Graham), together with numerous other beautiful lithographic and half-tone views of unsurpassed lake and river scenery in Wiscon- sin, Iowa, Minnesota, and Michigan, ‘The Quarter "— otherwise twenty-five cents in silver or United States postage-stamps — just covers the cost of the portlolio. We pay for sending it to you, The supply is limited ;, therefore, send ad- dress at once, or not later than July 15th, 1893. is cy A.) Beware ‘OF ‘op FABEL Wareroom: 1B and 289 F. 284 Bt, yy. 28 CH 16 W. 125th BL, to make so Pianos per week. These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold oa installments and rented. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us ier THE CENUINE In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the tapgs B. sath St "New York. 1108 Olive Street, Louis, Mo. sob it4 Post Street, ceipt of Cc Men's Furnia Evenings at §.20. Only matinge Saturday, THE NECROMANTIC COMEDIAN, H ERRNMAN N ‘The Great tie 9s INCOMPARABLE ENTERTAINMENT. ‘4ply Linen Collar, any Size'or style, sent on re JaopSixth Ave., New York 367 Wabash A: = SOHMER 's-fatr travelers will be delighted with the funny Wor Jupor’s QuamTERLY. 2 cent in Lamps BRILL BROS., oth Edition, postpaid for asc. or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. HERRTITANN’S. BROADWAY | BY PROF, HARLEY PARKER, FL ROA.S. * AND 2TH ST.| C.K. Lone & Co., 1013 Arch St.. “itvery one shouid read this little book.’ If women can provoke such a tempest in a literary society like Sorosis what would they do in a ward primary 2—Jndianapolis News. (Cigars for $1.25, $140 and upward to 86.00. These Cigars range tn Price from Wc. to S0c. each. BUGEND VALLENS & CO., 44 to 54 Dearborn St.) CHICAGO, ILL. ;ED. PINAUD’S Unrivated Preparation for the Hair. EAU DE QUININE. AStimulat, a Beautifler, a positive Dandruff Cure \n Indispensable Toilet MAaaaaaa YOUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. si 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. ized Agents in every city. “BARKER BRAND” CUFFS. Absolutely the Best. im, Manufacturer, Troy, N. Ys » Se quality of the material used. the ex- the lightness in weight, and the great guarantee that Youmans has no superior. AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY ‘or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical Ink Erasing Pencil, Agents making $50 per week. Monroe Eraser Mt'g Co., X 326, La Crosse, Wis. Youwtl | fet more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jubak when answering advertisements, EAU DE COLOGNE Undoubtedly the finest and into the for over fifty years. U. & AGENTS, MULHENS & KROPFF, NEW YORK. THE ROSY FRESHNESS And a velvety softness of the skin are invariably ‘obtained by those who ,usé Pozzoni's Com- Jexion Powder. YES, LINK CUFFS ARE EXPENSIVE. BUT SEE HERE! MEL Gea Sheorte caee Bec BRS enti gate adjustable and reversible Link Cuffs of your ordinar sakiat doo an use {fas an ordinary cuff. holder. If your dealer does not Keep It, send us 2c. and receive ‘pair By retarn mail: or we will send one pair of “ Elite” and one pair of Gold Front or Solid tons for one dollar (81.00). This {a the same rate at which we supply, them to the Jobbing trade tn grnes lote, Jewelers’ Tania retail price belog Two Dollare ($200) per pair. We make this offer merely to tn- troduce ite." sxow & Mawetactarere, B.B$Clinton Av., Albany, N.Y. We poutvely guarantee these Yosfeay wl thm for ill Sloe wna, Jvpar’s Limuany Ia fall of pure fun. No politics. 10c. ‘You want them and so docs cute; Fant Brat sone with your platneuffa, or you Sterling Silver Link Cuff-hut- BOATS AND Catalogue, Se. stamp. OES. The BIN. MO Riis Prarie, x, & BETTER COOKTAIL AT HOME THAN 16. SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD, The Club @oektails Manhattan, Martini, Whisky, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and Vermouth, ‘PE saarantee theso Cocktails to be made of absolutely pure and well ma- tured liquors, and the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world ; being ‘compounded in a0- curate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quallty, and, blend~ ing thoroughly, are superior to those Tived as wanted: in ‘We prefer you should buy of your dealer. If he does not Keep them we will send a selection of four bottles, prepald, for $3.00. G. F. Heublein & Bro., SOLE PROPRIETORS, 2 Burling Slip, N- Y., and Hartford, Conn, GW For sale by all Druggists and Dealers, EWIS G. TEWKSBURY , BAskeR. makes a specialty of high-class gold bonds paying six per cent. interest, as 50 Broadway, New York. comicbooks.com