Judge — May 27, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Trough a woman will demand that the men ‘get up and stand ‘And let her sit in street-cars when she rides, when she rides, joa will hear the crack of doom ere she herself makes room For another in a street-car when she rides. —Troy Press, Mas. WinsLow’s Soornine Syrup for Chil- ten Teething ; soothes the child, softens the sas, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar pea. 25 cents a bottle. Thoe royal marriages in Europe are bril- lant; the precious jewels are beautiful ; the junquets are feasts fit for the gods. And the jeerburdened tax-payers, who bear all the ex- ase of it, stand on the outside and cheer, fia's all they get for their money.—Baltimore tnerican, THE WORLD'S FAIR. The Michigan Central is the only line from se east running directly by and in full view of Nogara falls and the world’s fair. Illustrated feaiptive folders in English, French or Ger js will be sent upon application to O. W. eggles, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, tecago. " Say, see here! when are you going that ten dollars you owe me? “fy Jove, old man! I forgot all about it, Tl she a note.of it ie ita sight draft. ran fecer pleased if the hotel-managers devoted tonsorial attentions to the butter and the Brooklyn Eagle, _——S In these days of progress the BEST s just good enough for a buyer who 's his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the _ -SOHMER Mother (putting the boy oat of the pantry)— “How many more times will I have to tell you to keep away from that preserve-jar?” Smal! bey (sobbing)—'* No more, mamma ; they're all gone."—St. Louis Humorist, Don't buy foreign wine when there is better and cheaper at your door— Cook's Extra Dry Champagne. Miss McBean—"1 should want_to know something of your ancestry before I engaged to marry you.” Bleecker—"' My great grand- father was interested in throwing the tea over- board in Boston harbor.” Miss McBean— * Oh, he was one of those heroes?” Bleecker— “Yes; he was the agent of the tea company.” —New York Times. ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer for insomnia Before reiring—Trial bottle, roe. “This is not altogether the kind of house I counted on,” said a suburban resident, show- ing his new residence to a friend, ‘Dut the architect says it suits him."— Philadelphia Record. Little girl (gloomily)—" We'll have to learn an awful lot before vacation commences." Lite We boy (hopefully)—"* But think what a nice long time we'll have to forget it."”—Street & Smith's Good News. This is our Label. ane ‘ur = “Special Brame: Dark Brew” “Lager Beer” Bottled at the Brewery by improved methods, thus enhancing the reputation for high class brewing maintained for halfa century. 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