Judge, 1893-05-13 · page 15 of 16
Judge — May 13, 1893 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, typical of late 19th-century publications. The page contains no significant political cartoons or satire—instead, it's dominated by commercial advertisements and product promotions. Notable content includes: **Advertisements:** Van Houten's Cocoa, rupture cure clinics, bicycles (Rambler, Warwick), photographic equipment, Scott's Emulsion (cod liver oil), and household products like Sapolio soap. **Minor humor content:** Two brief comic snippets—a domestic joke about a wife wanting more sofas ("Papa" and "Finnie"), and an aphorism about men throwing hats when jealous rather than sick. **Historical interest:** The "Baby Ruth" photograph promotion shows contemporary celebrity culture; the extensive medical advertisements (rupture cures, various tonics) reflect period medical practices now considered dubious. The page reflects Judge's business model: satirical content subsidized by advertising revenue.
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Beware of Crude Cocoas, Sold as Soluble. Vin Houtertscoa (BEST & GOES FARTHEST)— is Manufactured on Scientific Principles, Highly Digestible and Nutritious, known all over the civilized Globe as the Peer of all Cocoas. CURED » RUPTURE “as NO DETENTION FROM BUSINESS. WE REFER YOU TO OVER 1000 PATIENTS. Investigate our method. Written guaranteo to absolutely cure all kinds of RUPTURE of both sexes, without the uso of KNIFE OR BYRINGE, nc matter of bow long fie UUMINATION FREE, gh DO: Ecoms 91 to 98 Tabor Opera, Block, Denver. ‘601-402 Towa Loan ‘and Trust Bldg. Besitoines ia i oe u 0.8, Miller Company. aogus TO THER OF ABOVE OFFICES 1 Rooms 44-46 M jock, a 618 Pine Street, St. Louis. j Boom 15 N. W. Cor. Main & Park, Butte, quam Opera Block, P. poms an $ Constitution bide, Balt Lak City. Papa (graffly)—*‘ Another sofa, or couch — ‘or whatever you call it - for the parlor ! What's | the matter with the old one? Not big enough ?” Finnie (piteously)—"* You cross old darling ! | Don’t you know that the old couch holds only ten cushions and I must have room for the other fi Pittsburg Bulletin. E.& HT, ANTHONY & 60, 591 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC APPARATUS, Materials, Chemicals and Supplies. | Detective aod View Cameras in great variety of es and prices. Lenses, shuters, Dry Plates, etc., etc. The Best Text-Books on Photography, Free use of dark room on main floor of our store, Fifty Tears Retablished, Send for Catalogee, THE FICTION OF BICYCLE “BESTS” ped when you know that It takes years of study to build a reliable Bicycle, RAMBL ER BICYCLES Are the result of experience in YEARS OF BICYCLE BUILDING. | EACH ONE GUARANTEED | Ask any Rambler Agent for Catalogue or send ‘amp to Gormully & Jefe: Tif. Coy CHICAGO, NEW YORK, BOSTON, WASHINGTON. |! aa man throws up his hat it is because e's josous, not because he feels sick tr Democrat. Photographs of of 3) BABY RUTH. rhe and for the issue of FRANK 4ESLIE'S \ed the handsome picture of MRS. CLEVELAND and BABY RUTH, that the hausted within a lew days of the day of publication. The publishers, ia response vm all over the country for the picture, have had photographs made {rom the cegizal skeich by the well-known phot ers, Pach Bros., of New “These photo- Baptsare catinel size, and are exceedingly. good portraits of hte Miss Cleveland and her ep They will be sent, postpaid, on receipt of #5 cents ea wenmoncy received from the sate of these photographs will 6 donated by Fran Lestia's tnx Children's charitable institution in New York City, and such donation might emtapp ly be considered by her many friends in honor of the “little mistress of the Wie i raphs of this picture not bearing the im int of Pach Bros..or the words “ Copy- wk Lescie’s Weexzy,” are genuine. \ddress all orders to the publishers, . . ARKELL WEEKLY COMPANY, 110 Pifth Ave., New York. sl Aa a ———————¥/ D A HANDFUL OF DIRT MAY BE A HOUSE- FUL OF SHAME.” CLEAN HOUSE WITH SAPOLIO THE TANEOUS. COOK BOOK FREE containing over 2,500 =e GREATEST Inve fetearesipes 3 3 pages, bound tn cloth, Don’t fail E Aci EIT. stots, ata Cans. lation, feW ATCH- CLOCK WAIT MANE Son Judge’s Library. tee 6.2% ATION the greatest novelty ofthe age, For full particulars PHILADELPHIA, Feri median fr the money i the wide ‘wide wor yF P.O, Bor28%. New York City, N. ¥. adirem The GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., ‘Monthly: :$ on application. _ | PERMANENTLY Paradoxical it may be, Yet an instance ’s more than rare Of a fellow being good all ‘round. Who isn’t also ** square.” —Princeton Tiger. John Jacob Astor has invented a machine for producing rain, He doesn't have to in- vent one for raising the wind.—PAtladelphia Record. “Ella,” said George Newed, ‘the grocery bill is twice what it used to be. We must economize.” * Well, George,” said Ella tear- fully. ** T can’t help it ; the cook’s in love with the grocer." Philadelphia Kecord. Jrishman—* Shpakin’ of these nagur$_re- moinds me of the toime Oi heard Fred Douglass jtalk in congress. He shpoke well fora nagur.” | Associate—"* Yes; but he was only a half negro.” Jriskman —* A half nagur, is it? Well, if he's only a half nagur Ui'm afther thinkin’ a whole nagur could beat the prophet Jeremiah."—Des Moines Argonaut, The teacher (with dignity)—"" No, sir : not by the day or the yard, I require payment for your daughter's iessons by the hour.” he fatron—" Well, you needn't get hufly. Only, judging by my girl's energy at the key-board, i thought I'should be charged by the pound.” | Exchange. [ NII LILI LISI ISI DIZ) Y Strength and Lightness, & Rspeea and Durability, Combined. THE Warwick y Catalogue will tell you # , why it is the best: Bicycle made. Its exclusive pa- tents place it above all other wheels. Then, con- sider its ¢zve, conceded to be the best; its absolute- ly dust-proof ball bear- ings; the very best of ma- , terial; the workmanship, 7 and, above all, its guaran: } ties. Warwick Cycle Mfg Co. on SPRINGFIELD, MASS. Catalogue Free. Ne : ie \ VESTS OTT TITIES OT TT ra YES, Uk CUFFS ARE. EXPENSIVE. T SEE HERE You want them yeas doce kine” and FO ‘Gold Front or Said Sterling Suver Link Gud 81.60). This Dollars make inl offer rely io to: trodse Tow & MONDE: Meantctarers uaF. B,SClioion Av, Aibaay,8-¥. We prttively guarantee then ‘You'may 1 tars new for (all vale Wf uneuthfectory. Typewriter Chair. Spring back and adjustable. It rests the back. Cat alogue free. mer Bros. & Coe, Chicago. Ill. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Nom Wed NiaMeee wham & Sravce srame~ HOW TO WIN AT CARDS, DICE, ETO, A sure thing, sent tree to any one on receipt Ot 4c. stamps to pay postage. fallin person. MOK SUYDAM, $2 Union square, New York, Press oF FLess & RIDGE PRINTING Co., FIFTH AVENUE, NEw York. . Driving the Brain at the expense aN of the Body. a While we drive the brain we 2 must build up‘ the body. Ex- ercise, pure air —foods that make healthy fiesh—refreshing sleep—such are methods. When loss of flesh, strength and nerve become apparent your physician will doubtless tell you that the quickest builder of all three is Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, which not only creates flesh of and in itself, but stimulates the appetite for other foods. Prepared by Scott & Bowne, NY. All draggista. ———_—eE lu In New Jersey a man recently smoked cigar- ettes all day without any particular harm re- sulting. The only visible effect was the death of the smoker.—Chrcago Sports and Amuse- | AGENTS | WANTED 4: “SCENES ‘Frou EVERY LAND,” OF CENTURY; bdo plopplspene Festoararnc Yiewe LEW. 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