Judge — April 22, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE THE TOPIC OF THE TIME. rs THOUGIE presidential politics or grave affairs of state AQ May timely be to you and me; or though some poten- tate resign ; Or though all foreign diplomats should policies combine ; Or though the German emperor should hire out by the day And say no more, but just saw wood; or though that royal jay Called II, R. II. by courtesy should give his life a twist And shun his gay set and become a great revivalist ; Or though our navy should go down in some unfriendly sea; K ‘ iN ‘Among old Europe’s mighty ones should get mad and SS Or though our army melt before the aborigine ; Or though the anarchistic crowd—yea, e’en the nibilist— Should forego force and peddle clams and from revenge desist, None of these things would interest until late in the fall, For in the interim we watch the progress of base-ball. 5. a. watprow. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM. Ted—" hear he left his wife. Do you know the cause of the separation?” Ned—"At present it is the Atlantic ocean.” AN OPEN QUESTION. “Ah, is this Mr. and Mrs, Brownlee’s baby-boy?* * It was, sor, befoor they lift fer th’ fair." What do you mean?” hure, an’ how can Oi till pwhich av thim will have baby after they git back from Chicago?” an’ be quick about it.” ith whisk=r> t be lived i Elmira A fo quickly reli IT TUMBLED. Willie in-prayer each night was told ‘To kneel down by his bed ; But the bed was one of those that fold, ‘And the prayer was never said. AND THE GOOD WORK GOES ON. S/T HESE ambulance-drivers are very careless. ‘Two men were run over by one this morning.” “That's business,” explained the doctor. “It provided work for two more ambulances.” SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT IT. Bagley—"\ suppose you are going to start your new paper in the interest of some ism.” Bailey—" Yes; 1 shall make the main plea of my editorials that America is for Americans.” Bagley—"Oh, you are going to make a humorous paper of UTILITY IN DEFENSE. Gantuwarte (the tramp)—"'1 thought I seen a dorg foller her inter th’ barn, but I guess I was mistook. Say, ol’ lady, gimme a drink o’ that milk, Mrs. Ruste (rising)—" Help yerself.” comicbooks.com