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woman in a Pennsylvania village master for some stamps. ‘* Which inquired. ‘The ones with the she replied, and he at once sold her ent stamps, on which Columbus is ha few hours’ growth of beard. Tribune. Li Soot Syrup for Chil- ng; soothes the child, softens the sail pain, cures wind colic and diar- ents a bottle. joddard says he is disgusted with and is going back to Australia and roposes to stay there, We always said that we had certain redeeming qualities. —CAi- No matter how solid the road is financially, ssengineer many times has to whistle for pay. babe) ry Democrat, MANY THANKS. The Easter issues of Frank Leslie's Weekly of JuDcr. are the bandsomest special numbers these publications ever issued, both as re- fpids text and illustrations, ‘The Meetly has bien a forward step in illustrated journalism and is now second to none in the field, while Jose presides over a court of interested read- eswho appreciate the magistrate’s witty say- ‘ogsto the full and feast their eyes with whole- sone glee upon his cartoons.— Zray Press, Princess Victoria Kaiulani should not waste her talents for taffying the public in a semi- private capacity. She ought to go on the stage and make little speeches to the audiences in every town, telling them that she always liked that town better than any other in the country and that it is the dearest desire of her heart to become a resident of that town after she retires from the stage. ‘The princess is a giddy gusher with an eye to business.— Buffalo Express, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Tailor (meeting friend on the street)—'*I thought you said you'd mail me that five-dollar bill that you owe me?” Creditor—"\ did mean to, but when I went to the post-office to mail it I found this placard on the walls: *Post no bills,'""—Des Moines Argonaut, For that “' out-o'-sorts feeling” ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer—'rial bottle, toc, ANSWERED. It is not always safe to be too confident in your assertions even to an ignorant man, for he may get the better of you in an argument. This truth was well illustrated in a story told at a recent conference on technical education in villages. One speaker, referring to. the prevalent ignorance about common things, said that he once saw a laborer digging flints in the chalk, and asked him if he thought they grew. “No,” was the reply. "I don't think about it; I Anozs they do.” “Then place a flint on your chimney-piece and see how much it grows ina twelvemonth.” ‘All right, sir ; and do you do the same with a tater and see how much that grows.” — Yankee Blade, Literary aspirants soon learn that editors return everything but umbrellas.—£/mira Ga- sette, It never pays a man to act the fool. There are too many people who do the act naturally. a Cleveland Plain Dealer, TOO MANY to print; that is why we never use testimonials in our advertising. We are constantly receiving them from all parts of the world. The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is the best infant's food. Grocers and druggists. “1 wonder what makes them trolley cars go?" asked Hayseed. ‘tI guess it must be what they call wire-pullin’,” said his com- nion ; "I don't see anything else ter drag ‘em along."—Philadelphia Record. 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