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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains numerous product advertisements (Boston Garters, Salvation Oil, Scott's Emulsion, hotels, bicycles, tailoring services) interspersed with brief humorous anecdotes and jokes—typical Judge magazine filler content. The illustrated cartoon titled "Very Uninteresting" depicts two figures in conversation, with the caption explaining a mundane domestic dispute: one man says he can't bear his friend Brown because Brown constantly discusses unimportant matters, asking "What was it he was talking to you about?" The humor relies on the anticlimax—the answer is simply "You." The page also includes "The Missing Link," a brief joke about a reliable bicycle, and various one-liners about measles, tobacco, and Brazilian battles that were typical period humor. **For modern readers:** This reflects early 1900s magazine advertising practices and the era's mild, family-friendly comic sensibility before sophisticated editorial cartooning became Judge's primary focus.

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You Ought To Wear Garters There is only one satisfactory garter, binding not, wearing well, ever comfortable, holding the stocking, preventing slack of Worn by gentlemen drawers. everywhere. It is the BOSTON GARTER, Made by George Frost Co., Boston. Sold by men’s outfitters everywhere. A new journalistic venture in a western town was named The Torpedo, because,” said the owner, “‘it’s liable to bust at any minute.”"— Buffalo Quips. It gives immediate relief—we mean Salvation Oil, the great pain-remedy. Price 25 cents. Down east, when a man squints down the barrel of a gun while monkeying therein with the ramrod, they say “* Ile died in his prime.” —Minneapolis Times. In Scott's Emulsion cod-liver oil is freed from all its drawbacks of taste and indigesti- bility, and becomes a practical medicine. They're having perfectly ideal battles down in Brazil. Both sides and the others, wholly demoralized, take refuge in cowardly flight. —Chicago Mail. TOBACCO-USERS SMILE SOMETIMES when told bow tobacco hurts them ; sometimes they don’t, because shattered nerves, weak eyes, chronic catarth, lost manhood tell the story. If you are a fobacco-user, want to quit, post yourself about NO- TO-BAC, tie wonderful, harmless, guaranteed to- bacco-habit cure, by sending for book titled, " Don't Tobacco-spit and Smoke Your Life Away,” mailed free. Druggists sell NO-TO-BAC. Address THE STERLING REMEDY CO., Box 751, Indiana Tom—'* How are the measles in your flock?” Ben (father of ten)—"* Only four have the trouble." Zom—"* Evidently there's not enough measle to go round."—Pittsburg Bulletin. SYLPHCYCLESEC: All riderssay.Our spring frame with pneumauictressaves tmusclo and nerve and is ZBiaxury indeed. You want tne best. “Investigate. We io taaike w 30 pound frame Syiph. Gata frees Afra, 1 Gst.,Peorta IL The Virginia Hotel CHICAGO, ILL. 400 ROOMS. Absolutely Fireproof, AMERICAN PLAN. Expectant Visitors tothe W Fatr should end for our photographie book of Interior views, Inclading room diagrams and rates, which wo mail freeon application. Address, THE VIRCINIA HOTEL CO., CHICAGO, ILL. LUXURIOUS SOUTHERN TRAVEL. |¢ The Richmond and Danville Railroad (Piedmont Air Line) Number 37, the Wash- ington and Southwestern Limited, which leaves New York, Pennsylvania station, daily at 430 p_m., is one of Pullman's finest ves- tibuled trains, composed only of sleeping and dining cars, and is operated solid be- tween New York and New Orleans. Con- stituting this train are Pullman drawing- room sleeping-cars New York to Columbia, and Augusta via Charlotte; and Washington to Memphis, Connections are made with the new Short Line to Charleston and Savannah, and at New Or- leans with through-car line to Mexico and the Pacific coast. In addition to above train two other fast express trains are operated between New York and the south, with excellent Pullman . New York to Asheville, Atlanta and other southern cities. Full information may be obtained from ALI . THWEATT, Eastern Passenger Agent, 229 Broadway, New York, or W. A. TURK, General Passenger Agent, Wash- ington, D. C. Mineral Springs, Ind. The musician or artist who buys a Sohmer piano gets an instrument that is a work of art and the result of many years’ hard study and| bath.—Atanta Constitution, The French crisis seems to need a shave and | There cannot be a perfect bicycle — the man who says he makes a perfect bi- cycle—well, he is mi: taken—Colum bias are sound —they are simply the lightest, strongest and hand- || somest bicycles of the || day. Book about Colamblas free at ‘Columbia agencies. By mail for two a-cent stamps, Pone Mig. Co, Boston, New York, Chicago, || Hartford. SCOTT STAMP & COIN C0.,10, 18 East 23d 8t., New York, N. Y. Largest dealers in Postage Stamps and Coins, Postage-stamp albums at all prices. Our packes are the best for the money. labor, Send for free illustrated s4-page price-list. After all the abuse the government may think it did a gracious thing in furnishing a free lunch with every stamp licked.— Cleveland Plain Dealer, L. RAUCHFUSS, GMM stad. i249. 44 East rath Street, N.Y. Also ARAMIRACALOUS, the famous Hair Dye, a one-bottle preparation, 'St.co per bottle. EQUAL TO ANY IMPORTED CIGAR. Exact Size and HAIR GOODS of every descrip- tion for Ladies and Gentlemen on hand JA HOTEL BRUNSWIGK. Perfecto, We preter you kets bday of your dealer; tf be da not keep them send $1.00 for szye ox of 10, by mall, to COB STAHL, JR., & CO., Makers, 168th Street and 3d Avenue, N. ¥. Cy. UG, 159 Falton St., City. VERY UNINTERESTING. . Tcan't bear that fellow Brown. Te always converses upon such unimportant and uninteresting subjects. What was it he was talking to you about 2” between uselessly THE MISSING LINK Sess gerously light. A reliable bicycle for any weight of rider— anywhere. Airtite-Dunlop detachable tires, not cemented to rim, easily repaired. Weight stripped, 32 lbs. Price, 8150. UNION CYCLE MFG. cCo., Catalogue tree on application, 166-170 COLUMBUS AVE,, BOSTON, MASS, 28 Daggs—"* What are you reading there?” Scagg—"* The story of * She-who-must-be-obe ed.” Dagys—"* Oh, yes; the romance of a hired girl."— Somerville Journal. Sreciat Serine INDUCEMENTS HIGH-CLASS SUIT TO ORDER, $20.00. A SPECIAL LINE OF EXTRA FINE SOFT: FINISHED CLAY DIAGONALS IN SEVERAL COAT AND VEST TO MEASURE, $15.00. SPRING OVERCOATS TO ORDER, $18.00, E FROM MELTONS. KERSEYS. ae | CHEVIOTS SPECIALLY ADAPTED Fok TH NE TAILORING TRADE. GRAND DISPLAY OF GLOBE AND BLACKINGTON STRIPE WORSTEDS FOR TROUSERS, TO ORDER, $5.00. SAMPLES, FASHION REVIEW, AND MEMS URING BLANKS FREE ON APPLICATION ARNHEIM’S Broadway and oth St, * Bowery and Spring 34 NEW YORK. JORMULI Chieazo, Mostra THe Gos: comicbooks.com