Judge — March 25, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE CRINOLINE is awkward enough to be a deformity, but if it comes we shall accept it for all there is in it. see POVERTY MAY bring a man to starvation, but Bonanza Mackay says that is better than a shot in the back. JUDGE GRESHAM is not a Hill kind of man. His motto is, “1 am not a Democrat,” and he's rather proud of it. eee E TRUST that Jenks con- sulted his pastor when he led to get it, because if he did he was more economical in his re- marks. BEAUREGARD itnmediately af- ter death hunted up Grant and Joe Johnston, and the three promptly resumed discussion of the battle of Shiloh. eee THE TERM "Young Hickory” was used just once. It looks now as if it would not be revived, but nothing is impossible with our politics and our David. J S. MORTON, it is said, wears boots instead of shoes, and has knobs * on his character, It does seem nice to have a little Jeffersonian simplicity in this cabinet. hearts. Cracksey Bitt—" Dat's nothin’. OU MUST not question the wisdom or the motives of a judge. Our heavenly Fatber expects such things, but the man on the bench pun- ishes it by both fine and imprisonment. +: a 2 DAN LAMONT feels as little Grant Thorburn said he felt one day when walking up-town with two large policemen. “I feel," said Thorburn, “like a little gold dollar between two big Bungtown coppers.” eee A CONGRESSMAN wants to reform our flag and our goddess of liberty, the former to be shorn of most of its stars and the latter of most of her apparel. This is the modernism of the iconoclast, and if it prevails let us go further and give the goddess a hoop-skirt. THE REWARD OF TREACHERY. TO HAVE BEEN a member of every party and to have been treacher- ous to all parties is a recommendation for official recognition that the TAKING CHANCES. Jim Faro—' I'm in luck. I got five hundred last night on the ace o° las’ week an’ got a thousand on a tray o' di’mon’ president cannot overlook. The man who has been faithful and consist- ent is no mugwump, and if in addition he wants office he invites the con- tempt of the appointing power. THE FLAG AT SEA. FORCE DID NOT sweep the American flag from the merchant marine. If that had. been attempted it would have remained there. Our own stupidity did it, and the amazing thing is that this people should have been so indifferent to a humiliation whose rectification is received with such ac- clamation. Better late than never; and the American line will be safer and better with those colors flying. A NEW STAR. ‘THE JUDGE believes that Kate Jordan isa great writer, and if anybody doubts it let him read “A Rose of the Mire” in Lepprncott for March. It is worthy of Dickens, and in sureness of stroke and brevity of descrip- tive force Miss Jordan may be pronounced his superior. Of the several writers who have recently won popularity the JUDGE believes Kate Jordan is the most original and the very best. BEYOND OUR GEOGRAPHY. SEVERAL WRITERS and clergymen have recently given their views of hell, and, curiously enough, we know just as much about it as we did before. One writer, however, compromises matters by admitting that there is such a place and then insist- ing that it is one of positive enjoy- ment. Perhaps this is a fine place at which to rest from the discussion. Any dead man knows more about it, if he knows anything at all, than all the living world can know in all the years that are to come. TROUBLE, THE INTERNAL DISSEN- SIONS of the Democratic party of this state are active and unceasing and will presently pro- duce a bad rupture. Senator Hill, in a very bad state of temper, threat- ens everybody, including Richard Croker; and the question as to which is the party, the Cleveland men or the machine, is as danger- ous as the question regarding the make-up and the continuation of the machine itself. In point of fact there are five or six Democratic parties, not to mention Bill Brown, and an impending new birth threat- ens triplets or quartettes. UNCLE BEAURY. AT ONE TIME, according to the Atlanta Constitution, the men- tion of Beauregard's name brought tremor and terror to the,north and blanched its damask cheek. It did. It was about the period of the first Bull Run, when two armies were so frightened that they ran away from each other as fast as their legs could carry them, But we speedily got acquainted with Beaury, and found that he was not such a bad fellow after all. Indeed, the dear old chap tried to make us all rich at a cost to ourselves of only a few dollars apiece. His heart was capacious and his generosity boundless; and on the whole that is the history in brief of most of those southern terrors, who eat fire on the stage and are the best of fellows behind the scenes. A fre ine cracked a jewelry crib WOMAN’S PROGRESS. WOMAN SUFFRAGE will be legalized in Arizona territory. There are a great many ideas in the boundless west, and they are backed by courage and an honest contempt for the cowardice which sustains nothing that has not a precedent. Women jurors and women voters and women office-holders have ceased to be curiosities in the great world that is opening up out there; and when Miss Anthony considers them. and likewise the thousands of women and girls of the east who have the blessed privilege of earning their own living, she must look back to her fifty years of earnest work with peculiar satisfaction. She is a great and good woman, and whomsoever lifts a hand to her save in the way of kindness ought to begin to die. comicbooks.com