Judge, 1893-03-25 · page 14 of 18
Judge — March 25, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with minimal editorial content. The few cartoons present are brief, genteel jokes typical of the era: 1. **"Timely Assistance"** (center): A drowning man asks someone on shore to throw him a rope. The humor relies on a pun—the rescuer says "Here's your rope; now swim ashore," suggesting the drowning man must still do the work himself. This is mild social satire about self-reliance. 2. **The cabinet minister joke** (top left): References someone "sixteen ounces to the pound" whose weight is "all above the shoulders"—a crude insult suggesting intellectual heaviness (stupidity) rather than physical substance. The target is unclear from this page alone. The remainder consists of period advertisements for bicycles, cigars, hotels, hair goods, collar buttons, fishing tackle, and photography film—typical commercial content of a late-19th or early-20th century satirical magazine that relied heavily on advertising revenue.
📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)
Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
OVERMAN WHEEL CO. DENVER, SAN FRANCISCO. Boston, WABMinatoN, A. G. SPALDING & BROS., Special Agents, emicaco. NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, YOU CAN SMOKE to your heart's content, never expert ‘any unpleasant after-effects. N x caused by Anti-Niootine Tablets. soit SYARUANLE To, s4OKE RE 1D ets. a both H. D. STILE! ‘S)Broadway Ex! » | spring.” —Chicage 1 tis one of the heaviest men in the cabinet. He weighs sixteen ounces to the pound, but unlike some of the others his weight 1s all above the shoulders,—Rochester Demo- crat. Ho, traveler! take Brecitam’s Pitts with you. “Oh, what a tangled web we weave When first we practice to deceive But when we've done the thing a while Our great success would make you smile, Exchange. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SWEAR OFF using tobacco if you will take NO-TO-BAC, the wonderful, harmless, guaranteed tobacco-habit cure. sts but a trifle, and the man who wants to quit i XO-TO-BAC a permanent cure. Sold by . Indie “Colonel, how in thunder did you capture |your military title?” ‘1 married it, sah.” ** Married es, sah ; married it. T mar- ried the widow of Colonel Smith, sah, last Mail, Your Collar-button need not annoy if you use the “P, Gu" or the “Ophir,” because they have 0 large parts 16 force through the button-holes, nor detached parts fo be lost. ‘They eannot hurt the fingers and do not tear the button-holes “Hach button must prove satisfactory oF purchase price will be refunded. % The Ophir’ in sterling siiver, If your dealer cannot supply you late, only 2s cents. 1.30: sold gold, $2.50. seod to the manufacturers, ‘The in rolled PARES AND GROVES, 176 Broadway, NEW YORK. | HOLD-OUTS Hess KODAK FILMS. Our New Films are giving perfect satisfaction. They are highly sensitive and repeated tests show that they retain this sensitiveness as well as glas plates. No other films are s free from imperfections ; none so uniform; none so reliable Our film doesn’t frill. Eastman Kodak Co., Rochester, N. Y. Wadi, emopes seme CON aa ee and HAIR GOODS of every descrip- tion for Ladies and Gentlemen on hand and made to order. Send for my circular. WIGS ». RAUCHFUSS, EMME stad. 1849. 44 East rath Street, N.Y. Also ARAMIRACALOUS, the famous Hair Dye, a one-bottle preparation, '$1.c0 per bottle. Playing the horses now?” Slinr- the horses are playing m The Gripsack, id the new rector, “I ber that you think I am the wrong man to be ti pastor of this church.” "Well, to be frank’ replied Mr. A., "I do think that another wodd have filled the place better." “Now, that just what I think,” said the pastor ; “bet a long as we hold this opinion in opposition » the majority of the parishioners, let's try tole unselfish and make the best of it.”—Beta Herald, HOTEL ARAGON, ATLANTA, The Newest and Most Complete Hotel Palace in the South, ‘The privacy of a Home, the convenience of a modern New Vork GA, Hotel, the furnishings of a Palace, the table of an Epicure. RATES! American Plan, $3.00 to $5.00. Free passenger service to and from Depot. European Plan, $1.50 to $34 La Flor de Val lens & Co. BEST THAT MONEY CAN BUY. If your 4 range in Price from 100. to 50c. each yr does not sell this brand, we will send you a box, charges prepaid, containing 13 Cigars for 8: ¥ HBUGENE VALLENS & CO.,44a ANGLERS You are interested In this: + - Where can T get fine Fishing —— Tackle? Where can I get Fishing Tackle = that is warranted? Where can I get honest dealings? Where can I get Fishing Tackle at = reasonable prices? Why, of the “Chubb Rod — Co." Send Se. for catalogue of Angling Goods to T. H. CHUBB ROD CO., POST MILLS, VT. _ Please mention Jepor. man House Bouquet (GAR Smoked by Connolsscurs. On Sale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER-HILSON CO., Makers, Cor. 39th St.and First Ave., New York. It your dealer dogs not heep thes etdee direct froa et, Incomparable iClear Havana Cigar. 25, $1. to 5@ Dearborn Street, CHICAGO, ILL 50 and _upword to $6.00. These Cigan TIMELY ‘Help! help! ASSISTANC Throw me a rope!” ‘All roight. Oi'm wid yez Here's yer rope: now shwim ashore.” Mobs Desks Are the best in the World. Mlustrated Catalogue, 80 pages, Free. THE GLOBE COMPANY, CINCINNATI, O. Relieved, G. Wenzel, 623 Sixth Ave., N. Y. PerfectPianoChair Spring back and adjustable. It rests the back. Cat alogue free, Blackmer Bros, & Coe, Chicago, Ill. Positively and Permanent! At every exposition where the Sohm: have been brought into competition ers they have invariably taken the first prize, Crinoline will create a demand for high- priced hosiery.—PAiladelphia Record, WOODBURY’S FACIAL SOM FOR TH, SCALP, SKIN AND COMPLEXION. ‘The result of 20 years’ practical experience in tee ing the Skin and Scalp—a medicinal toilet-soap f= bathing and beautifying. Prepared by a dermiteb- gist. Sold by draggists, grocers and d Gealers, or sent by mali, 3 cakes for 81.00. WOODBURY’S ANTISEPTIC SHAVING -STICKS AND BARS. Impossible to contract a skin disease when eset Insist on your barber using it when shaving you, Sticks, 25c. Barbers’ Bars, 15c., 2 for 2%. Facial Soap and a 150-98 and Beauty, illustrated; @ Dishgurements, like Birth Marks, Moles, Warts > dia Ink and Powder Marks, Scars, Pittings, Retoot of Nose, Superfluous Hair, Pimples, Facial Devee? gent, Changing the Features, Staping the Nose? ete. JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatologist 125 Went 42d Street, New York City. Consultation Free at Office or by letter. THE TIMES-UNION, published every week-day evening at the Capi the Empire State, isa popular family paper goi rectly into the homes of the people of Albany, Ne ¥.. and surrounding cities and villages. Member of thé FTE WEEKLY TIMES'S publish 13 published Thursday. No better advertising mediums) °° Tues Union Bottoiney ALBANY, N, ¥ sion Buitoinc, aN. Cor, Beaver and Green streets, comicbooks.com siyare able us wine be proof © ratroai Yore, B Ihave chen: fare as A