Judge — March 18, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE THE SHAMROCK. ‘OW when he puts it in his hat And sees it trailing over Ile’s happy, for we know that Pat Must feel himself in clover. THE WRONG COLOR. si ( ep Si fF ae Bloobumper —"" 1 suppose you'll 7 5 » & % i And paint the town red on St. Patrick's 4 ? day, Rafferty?” Rafferty—" No; we'll paint it rane.” HIS FORGETTING. SHPOORAYT" yelled Dennis | \ ge O'Brien, on St. Patrick's day; Paha i E j : > a “the Oirish is what they same tobe. \\7 Lor There's no sham about them, sure.” “Yes, there is,” retorted a by- stander. S » Ms “ Prove thot, now, or Oi'll break . (ie deen yer head, moind ye a7 , : gums DOT AND CARKY ONE, “There's the shamrock.” i ae 2 \ Ja ITS MEANING. : : ABLE } te Little Johnnie—* What does A. 0. H. mean?” - Brown—* That's the shillalah motto—Apply on head.” zz = = Af A LITTLE LEARNING. OVERAWED. je Mrs, Dorcas—"\ have read that the snake hibernates during the .,, M& Rupes (of Hudson, who has struck Delmonico's unwittingly" If Ca winter.” ‘ve got your seat, gentleman, I'm sorry, an’ beg your everlastin’ parding. bien Mrs, Malaprop—* That refers to St. Patrick. The Irish, you know, A BRONZED COUNTENANCE. ques are sometimes referred to as Hibernians.” SOTHEY say that is a very good portrait of William Penn,” said Mr. , Chestnut of Philadelphia to his wife as they passed by the new MORE THAN SHE ASKED. bronze statue of the proprietor of Sue spoke with firmness sweet and new, . Pennsylvania. “ This Lent I mean to keep, An “ Was he as sunburned as that?” And you, sweetheart, must keep it too.” fe Ff . asked Mrs. Chestnut. I His sigh was long and deep. 4 RY ji had whe BUT HE WANTED IT. : b P Great statesman —"\ tell you we wer ‘That I will undertake ; wedi : * ' ought not to give office to those men You'll give up something, dear,” she said, i] . a a, a > who are all the time seeking it, If only for my sake. | : ng | Constituent —* That's just what I “Come, promise me that you'll resist i hh A say. We should choose modest men ! Your chisf temptation just i i " ~ “AM: of worth who make no pretense of Till Lent be past.” ‘* If you insist,” ' q \\) d esd) asking for position.” ile gravely said, ** I must.” P = ‘ = Great statesman —“ That's it ex- actly. Now, you'll perceive that I'm not looking for office.” “+ Whatever penance seems most dread, “Yes, I insist,” she warmly cried ; * Now tell me what you'll do.” : i { ‘ing blockhead si ite Nal : A VAST DIFFERENCE. MADELINE S$, BRIDGES, Se = Winterset—" This trunk will do.” A DELUSION. Clerk—" But it is only half the ry THEN SHE WANTED HIM. Moike, will yex scratch me back alittle?" size of the one you got for yourself Amy —" What made you fall in Faith, an’ I will, Pat.” before.” love with Mr. Hilow ?” Winterset—" \'m married now.” Mabel —* Well, | heard he was engaged to Sue Gasket.” THAT’S WHY. SEYVHY do you Irish _pa- Sy /Z | ; rade on St. Patrick's = 4 y Ht E day 2" NVA es tl “Doesn't itcome if : fi in the month o° \ < March, sure?” | , MS aS é I UNLIKE EDEN. “ Oireland, the paradise uv the wurruld.” Higgins— “You're away off. There's no serpent 7 f : A recorded instance where time and tied waited for man, _there.” PAT—"'Och, thot's enough ! Yez has powerful finger-nails, Moike.”” ] comicbooks.com