Judge — March 11, 1893 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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THE POWER OF LOVE. She loved not wisely, but too well. THE VALET’S FAULT. ‘THAT suit of yours doesn't fit you very well, Jimpson.” “No, darn it! That's what comes of sending your man to do things for you instead of going and doing ‘em for yourself. The idiot got measured for himself, and not for me as I told him to.” NOT OBTUSE, Mother—* Walter, where is the meat I left on the kitchen-table when I left to answer the door- bell?” Walter (who has arrived at the dignity of wearing pants)—“'I gave it to Jack.” (The dog.) Mother—* Why, what made you do that?” Walter— He kept looking as though he want- ed it, and I guess I can take a hint.” A SOURCE OF SUPPLY. Young wife— Oh, dear! this recipe for chick- en-salad says four cloves and I haven't one in the ‘ house, What shall I do?” yp eeewen Pee Cook—" Didn't to the theatre last night, Peres mk THAT ACCOUNTS FOR IT. “ 7) ” ‘hy, money flows through his hands like water.” Young wife—* Why, yes, Bridget. : oe spendthritt, ch? Cook— Well, the master’s coat is up-stairs.” No} he's a counter in the United States treasury.” ONLY TWO AMERICANS ON. THE FORCE. STRANGER (lo cof)—""And are there no Americans on the policeforce “Come on; crawl in, Isabeller. I’m all ploomed up fer de sleigh-camival. HorxicAN—“ Divil a wan but big Dootch Sam an’ mesilf.” See?” comicbooks.com