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This page is primarily **advertising**, with scattered joke items typical of Judge's satirical format. The main cartoon, titled "THE BURDEN OF WEALTH," depicts two figures: "Poor and happy Tommy" (a cheerful child) contrasted with "Rich and unhappy Thomas" (an adult weighted down). This satirizes how wealth creates obligations and stress rather than happiness—a common Progressive-era critique of capitalism's social costs. The page contains numerous product advertisements (Breakfast Cocoa, Woodbury's Soap, Waterbury watches, Beecham's Pills) interspersed with brief jokes mocking contemporary figures and situations: - A "strongmind" woman confronts a tramp claiming a 20-year vow against work until women earn equal wages (gender-equality satire) - References to Hawaiian sugar baron Claus Spreckels, suggesting he effectively "rules" the islands - Various domestic humor about marriage and courtship The satirical content reflects late-19th/early-20th century American concerns: labor disputes, women's rights, monopoly capitalism, and colonial expansion. The overall effect blends commerce with social commentary typical of Judge's mixed editorial-advertising format.

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Unlike the Dutch Process No Alkalies Other | Chemicals used in Preparation of” ” W. BAKER‘& (0/8 ABreakfastCocoa which ts adsolutely ‘pure and soluble. Watts—" Who was that man you spoke to a moment since?” Lushford—"* He was one of my college glass-mates."—Jndianapolis four- nal, WOODBURY’S FACIAL SOAP SCALP, SKIN AND COMPLEXION. ‘The result of 20 years’ practical experience in treat- ing, the Skin and Scalp medicinal toilet-soap for bathing and beautifying. “Prepared by a dermatolo- Gist Sold by druggists, grocers and dry-goods Sseasre: ox sent Uy mall, s cakes for Bito0- WOODBURY’S ANTISEPTIC SHAVING - STICKS A AND | BARS. ible to contract a skin d Inset poo ae Barber using it when shaving ticks, S5e. ‘Harber Hare, 15¢., 2 for 25c. A Sample Cake of Facial Soap and a 150-page book on Dermatology and Beauty, illustrated: on Skin. Scalp, Nervous and. Blood treatment, sent sealed on receipt of 10 cts.; also Distiurements, like Birth Marks, Motes, Warts, 1 dia Ink and Powder Marks, Scars, Pittings, Redness of Nose, Superfluous Hair, Pimples, Facial Develop- ment, Changing the Features, SOHN . WOODBURY, Dermatologist, 125 West 424 Street, New York City. Chicago Office, 70 Dearborn Street. Consultation Free at Office or by letter. YES, LINK COEF S ARE! EXPENSIVE: BUT Four platacufs, of You ‘as a0 ordinary cum. holder. If your dealer does not ft, send us Se. and receive ‘by retara mail; or We positively guarante Pie Ars, Strongmind—* Why don't you go work?’ Tramp—" Please, mum, I made va solemn vow twenty years ago that I'd never do another stroke of work till women was paid th’ same wages as men.""—New York Weekly. You can't make a new arm with Salvation Oil, but you can cure the bruises with it. 2sc. ‘The Hawaiian islands are called ‘* the sugar- bowl of the Pacific coast.” That's proper; and Claus Spreckels has had his finger in it a long time, passing out lumps at so much apiece.— ‘St, Paul Globe. : LOST TIME is money lost, Time saved is money saved, Time and money can be saved by using the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk in your recipes for custards, puddings and sauces. Try it and be convinced. Grocers and drug- gists. He (who is going abroad to seek his fortune) You'll be true to me, won't you, darling?” She—" Ye-yes, George, if you're successful." — Pick Me Up. Scott's Emulsion assists those who inherit consumption over the growing years of youth, when hereditary taints are most likely to ap- pear. Off the hinge:: (Not sure of the time, or what to do witb it.) You sag and creak at every move, and fail to make connections. Fortune declines to enter. This might all be different:—time and money at command and life going smoothly—by the help of a new, quick-winding Waterbury. A reliable, handsome watch, that every member of the family should carry, and can afford to. It is stem-winding and setting and has all the improvements. It is made In various styles, to sult every taste and purse, for indies, business men, and young- sters. Next ime your high-priced watch ts being: “doctored” sub stitute this. All jewelers keep it. » Mudge—" Thompson called me an_ idiot.” Yabsley—* You needn't mind that. Thomp- son always does exaggerate more or less."— Tid- Bits, Why not settle the Hawaiian difficulty by crowning Claus Spreckels? He is virtually king of the ex-cannibals anyhow.—Kansas City Star, No mineral follow taking upon arising in Deecham’s a 4 beautiful pil cov “Worth a guinea Otall drugetsts, oF a DoE will be ma water will pro- duce the beneficial results that ONE ONLY of ““BEECHAM’S PILLS” with glass of water immediately the morning. 1d with a tasteless, soluble coating. -Price only 25 conte. jod on receipt of 25cts. in stamps by Allen Co., 865 Canal St, New York. THE BURDEN Poor and happy Tommy. OF WEALTH, Rich and unhappy Thomas. Recipe for a domestic broil—First catch the hair on your husband’s coat-collar.— Boston Gazette, ‘and HAIR GOODS of every description fortadies and gentiemen on hand and made St, RAUOHEU rt} Established 1819, 44 EAST farm ST., NEW YORI Shes | cMo|pman oHowse Smoked by Connoisseurs. On Sale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER-HILSON CO., Makers, Cor. 39th St. and First Ave., New York, P.S.—I your dealer does net herp them erder direct free v8. BEATTY Eine32" 522 88 up. Want agents Beatly, Waatrion, ¥- Send $1.25, $2.10 oF $3.50 for a retail box, by express. ew York and east of Denver, of the best Candies in the World, put up ia handsome boxes. All srictly pure. Suit She Yor presenta: ery wonce, Address ©. Fe THER, Confectioner, 212 State St., Chicag THE TIMES-UNION, published every week-day evening at the Capital of the Empire State, is a popular family Paper going dk rectly into the homes of the people of Albany, N. Toa Garmcundiog ches and wilsgen Beatber of the United Press and Associated Press, THE WEEKLY TIMES is published every Tharsday. No better advertising mediums, FARRELL, Tinas-Umion Burcomc, ALBANY, N. Y. hotels Everywhere, NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, Fifth Avenue (near Wash- ington square). New York. B. 3 GRAND UNION HOTEL, Bvsoreax om (Opposite Grand Central Depot, 42d st.), NewYo. eemet Sis Mey ahd opear ee, < PAREnEy 10 OR Srom Grand Central depot fret. ALBANY, N. Y. KEELER'S EUROPEAN HOTEL, Maiden ‘Lane, Albany. BALTIMORE, MD. St. JAMES HOTEL, Ev, Pix, Gro. F. vasa, 10 UD. HOT SPRINGS, PARK HOTEL, “arkansas. A New, Modern-built, Fireproof and only Strictly st-class Family Hotel. OPEN ALL THE YEAR. he most elegant bath-house in the country, Beautlfaiy teste Superbly appointed. Sanitary construction perfect. Spacious tory. ‘htful park and grounds. Cor. Beaver and Green streets, ligt Letters of inquiry promptly answered. Wy PRE. JACKSON, Manager. Pears’ Soap How to have a fresh skin—it grows from within and is worn off and washed off ou- side. A proper skin is ‘neither too old or new. If too new it is red and tender; too old it is worse—it is dead and corpse-like, Active people easily have good skin ; they have to wash; but people of leisure some. times grow sallow because the skin is not washed enough. What is wanted is a soap that does not affect the live skin underneath, but washes off the dead outside. Can't use it too much or too often. That is Pears’. All sorts of stores sell it, especially drug- gists; all sorts of people use it. “I understand you've sold your house?” “Yes; had to." ‘* What for?" “To pay my last month's gas-bill."—Pittsburg Dispatch, Is unquestionably “The Perfection of Olive Oil.” The First Analysts in the World pronounce it Pure Olive Oil. S RAE & CO. - ~~ = - Lecuory, Iraty, -|Costs 25 cts., and worth a dollar. Buy it when offered. — Al Cond the s} when foods buil there need ing \ come food F § a of a oil rc dige: palat Prepar comicbooks.com