Judge, 1893-03-04 · page 12 of 16
Judge — March 4, 1893 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements** with minimal editorial cartoon content. The visible cartoon depicts a shopkeeper interaction—a customer asking "Have you any old wines?" while examining bottles, with the caption "A SURE WAY TO AGE." The joke appears to be wordplay: the customer seeks aged wines, but the shop's inventory is so old it's naturally aged through sitting on shelves indefinitely. The page contains numerous product advertisements (chocolate, cheese, soap, bicycles, heating stoves, champagne) typical of 1890s-era magazines. Several small textual jokes appear scattered throughout, including references to "Emperor William's toast to the czar of Russia was buttered on both sides"—likely satirizing diplomatic flattery between European powers. Most content here serves advertising revenue rather than political satire. The magazine appears to be a general-interest satirical publication mixing humor with commercial promotions rather than focused political commentary.
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Y. @TECTIVE. DELICATE, FRAGRANT. WIRK'S JUVENILE TOILET SOAP PURE. LASTING BEAUTIFYING AMERICAN Club House Cheese DELICious, APPETIZING, TEMPTING. A soft, rich cheese, put up in hermetically sealed glass jars. If your grocer does not keep it send 14 cts. in stamps and a minia- ture jar will be mailed to any address. A full-size jar will be expressed to an | point in the United States, charges prepaid, on receipt of 50 cents. THE CHANDLER & RUDD CO., Manufacturers, CLEVELAND, 0. He'd never been to school; no nooks Of common knowledge sought; of books He'd never turned a page; And when the eighties he did tread In literal truth of him ‘twas said He'd reached a green old age. — Yonkers Gazette, “ Have you any old wines?" N old enough by the time you get it.” A SURE WAY TO AGE. but I can send some new home by a district messenger-boy and it will be Whisky. A Strictly Pure, Old-fashioned Distilled, aged and bottled only by us. Its purity guaranteed. Put up one dozen bottles. case. Every bottle has blue ribbon attached our signature. Barrel goods sold in Bond, dealer for it. Agents wanted. Price, 815 per dozen bottles. FIBLE & CRABB DISTILLING CO., Eminence, Ky. OLD BLUE RIBBON Sour-mash Kentucky Whisky. as Fricea ree wed any Gn wins ‘Ask your es SSTisemimce fase raises Soyer ares The WaTONAC wre a ED wears teen 146 reat Western The Finest. Now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and A home product which Americans are especially proud ef. RHEIMS, Steuben Co., New York. Governor Pennoyer of Oregon won't allow the state's cannon to be fired in celebration of the inauguration. The people of Oregon had better wait philosophically until the end of Pennoyers term and then fire him.— Chicey mes. er 4 gy, Tete LOSNZZ=) Cares cropsions 04 ds Spraing, All druggists or by mail 00cts. 44 Btone Bt. N.Y. | THE INAUGURATION OF PRESIDENT CLEVELAND Frank Leslie's Weekly (No: 1950). Frank Lestie's WEEKLY for the first week in March will be ae most wholly devoted to scenes and in- cidents attending the inauguration of President-elect Cleveland. It promises to be by far the best of all the illustrated papers for that week, and will no doubt ave a very greatly increased sale. The LESLIE illustrations of the inauguration will be made by a large staff of artists, some of whom have a ready been sent to Washington, and will be executed in the highest style the engraving and printing art. comicbooks.com