Judge, 1893-02-18 · page 13 of 16
Judge — February 18, 1893 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content** rather than political satire. The main elements are: 1. **Victor Bicycles ad** — promoting pneumatic tires and their ease of repair 2. **Hotel Brunswick ad** — a substantial hotel advertisement 3. **"Photographs of Baby Ruth"** — a notice offering cabinet photographs of Mrs. Cleveland and her daughter for 95 cents, with proceeds donated to a New York children's charity. This references the recent Cleveland presidency and public interest in the First Family. 4. **Various humorous anecdotes and jokes** — including puns about insects, poetry writing, portrait painting, and pawned watches. These are gentle, domestic humor typical of the era. 5. **Multiple product advertisements** — for wines, coal, wigs, candy, and other goods The page lacks cohesive political commentary. The Cleveland reference is the only clear historical note, but it's purely commercial rather than satirical. The jokes are mild Victorian-era wordplay with no apparent social critique.
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The Victor Pneumatic Tire was is right now. removable through the rim. OVERMAN WHEEL Co. s0sToN, Denver, WASHINGTON, «SAN FRANCISCO. mechanically right at the start and Its great superiority is ease of repair—an inner tube A. G. GPALDING & BROS. ‘GPECIAL AGENTS, CHICAGO, NEWYORK, PHILADELPHIA. Speaking of Eiffel's tower, the little item of six and a half million dollars which he cleared loat of the Panama affair is something of a pile itself. Oil City Bli A cargo of oysters to-day is worth a little less than a national bank, and the captain of it fs able to eat terrapin and canvas-back duck.— Baltimore American, which contained the handsome picture of MRS. dition was exhausted within a few days of the day of publication. The io requests from al over the country for the picture; ave had photographa made from the raphers, Pach Bros..of New original sketch by the well-known phote SN a 5 0 8 3 CLEVELAND and BABY RUTH, that the publishers, id response fork. ‘These photo- are cabinet size, and are exceedingly good portraits of little Miss Cleveland and her popular mother. They. will be sent, ‘postpaid, on receipt of 95 cents The money received from the sale of these photographs wilt be donated by Frawk Lestin's Weas to sone (hildvéa's charitable fautivaton ie New York City, aad such donation might ant appropriately be considered by her many friends in honor of the “little mistress of the Re LO ti No photographs of this righted by Frank Last picture not bearing the imprint of Pach Bros. orthe words " Copy- ‘ERKLY,” are genuine. \ddress all orders to the publishers, ARKELL WEEKLY COMPANY, 110 Fifth Ave., New Yor! fj| mower up there?” | Record. “Papa,” said Johnay Squildig to his pateraal ancestor, "Aid you koow that some insects could be decapitated without being hurt in the least by the operation?” "No, Johnny, I didn’t know anything of the kind,” replied Squildig; “and you needn't spring any such yarns on me." ‘* There's no yarn about it, papa. I've often seen bee-headed insects flying around,” Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. The Tourist Magazine, published at Herkimer, New York, is rapidly be- | coming one of the established publi. cations of the land. It deserves all its success. “Dr. Bone, 1 want you to write a poem on the death of my uncle. Will you undertake it?” ‘I don’t think I am equal to it.” ‘"Oh, it’s easy enough, Bring in something to the effect that he is ‘not dead but sleep- ing.’ You know the rest." ** Unfort- unately I can’t undertake it. I couldn't truthfully write in that strain. You see, I signed the certificate of death.” —The Rings Jester. Mrs. Cominto Kasshe—* Belore be- ginning my daughter's full-length por- trait there is one condition I must insist on.” D'Auber van Eezel— “Name it, madam.” Mfrs, Cominto Kasshe—" It is that you shall paint out the dress and replace it with one that is in the latest style as often as the changes of fashion demand. Ethel shall never appear, even in a painting, arrayed in old-fashioned raiment. Pittsburg Bulletin, IT 18 THE BEST.—Universal verdict. Pronounced by connorsseurs THE BEST NATURAL SPARKLING WINE produced in America. For Sale by all Leading Wine-dealers and Grocers. MADE BY z URBANA WINE COMPANY, “Mr. Hardup, what have you done with your watch? I don’t see you carry ““T put it up for aloan.” ‘What! with that old lawn- “With the pawn- Ham Haxas, President. WW, Atte, Zreare HAMMONDSPORT, N. ¥. OFFICERS: D, M, Hnokern, Vic broker. What makes you call him a lawn-mower?” ‘Because he shaves the green."— Wasp. Tom—"Why do you think that ineas was fond of the flowing bowl?” Dick—"" Because in his wanderings he was continually seeking port."— Yale : Be 3 i < A pin-hole in her gloves will make Her tramp a dozen blocks To buy a dozen pair or so; But the zephyrs fierce may blow and blow Right through her husband's socks. — Cloak Review, fe eau Ebiitge cs and Warren “Suitable discount to the trade in quantities.” “THE BELLE OF NELSON" WHISKY. this most cel ‘most celebrated whisky {n the fall of 1875, can have their wants eu Parties eau ds 2 ecaied triton ean ai vcnger nag Of sickness. oyiniag Aner (gr hnidchoard or fens Huis dnted tthe hile of eoon Couaty, eatock, ‘4 CONDIT, Chambers Bt, BRAY, 4 OU Zola remarks in regard to the Panama scan- | dal that “politics is a very dirty business and ill always remain so." What a politician ‘ola would have made !—Rochester Democrat. ‘botels Everywhere. NEW YORK CITY. PREVOORT HOUSE. 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I was at home, sir—at home and praying like the devil for peace.”"—A tlanta Constitution. YES, LINK CUFFS ARE EXPENSIVE. BUT SEE HERE! ‘You want them and so docs every one else who wears cufts. We sell enables you to wear Link Bu fnawitt your paineuiaor yo0 can uve iC as kn ordinary cuft Solder: It your dealer docs not Roepe un Sead retire pair by return nail or we wil Sead’ one patrot = bitte” and ne. iE Byer: Tank Cut bute oF one dollar (91.40), This fy “them “to: the “Jobbing tupply them ‘to. the “Jobbin trade’in- gross lots, Jewelers Togular retail price being Two Dollars "(eenh per pale, We ‘of Gold Front or Solid | CAND | put up in handsome boxes. “Ali strictly Mr. Noorigh (ordering a library)—"* Well, I guess that's 2 fairly represtntative collection. ‘There ain't no literary bigbug left out, is there? I want the thing complete, you know.” Clerk —"‘ Well, you ought to have a set of Carlyle's works.” Mr, Noorich—** Carlisle? Car— No, sire! I made my money in fron and I ain’t going to have the books of no Kentucky free-trader on my shelves."—Chicago Times. DEA FE sisniteed Notes CURED by Pecks Invisible Tubalar Ear Cushions. Whispers heard. Successful when all remedies fail. Write for book ot proctePiakE. Bold only by F. Hiscox, 853 Brosdway, New York. WIG Established 1819, and HATR GOODS of every description forladies and gentlemen ou hand ad mae apse erer 44 Rast Brew SPs, NEW ORK, bend $1.25, $2.10 oF $3.50 fora retail box, by express. prepaid west of New York End east of Denver, of the best Candies in the World, re. Suit™ Able for presents. Try it once. Address ©, F.GUN- THEK, Confectioner, 21% State St., Chicago. Avoid Damp and Chilly Rooms, ““CARBONITE” coat. CLEAN, NOT EXPLOSIVE. 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