Judge, 1893-01-28 · page 14 of 16
Judge — January 28, 1893 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily a collection of **advertisements** from the 1890s rather than political satire or editorial cartoons. The content includes: **Major ads:** - Remington Typewriter (official machine of the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition) - Anheuser-Busch beer, boasting the world's largest brewing capacity - Hotel Brunswick and other hospitality services - Pennsylvania Railroad "Tours to the Golden Gate" (California) - Various patent medicines (Wood's Penetrating Plaster, Aerated Oxygen for bronchitis) **Minor humorous items** (filler between ads): - A joke about a vengeful dog with a docked tail - A quip about a man conducting "drinking by telegraph" - A child's joke about a railroad hammer for traveling salesmen to "crack jokes" There is **no significant political or social satire** on this page. It functions as a typical late-Victorian magazine advertisement section with incidental, mild humor. The "point" is purely commercial—selling products and services to affluent readers.
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REMINGTON Typewriter. Unanimously Adopted as the Official Writing-machine of the World’s Columbian Exposition. ——SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED DESCRIPTION. —— WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, N. Y. With the Completion of the New Brew-house, the Brewing Capacity is the Largest of any Brewery in the World. Brewing Capacity: 6 kettles every a4 houts—6,000 barrels or 1,800,000 barrels per year. Consumption of Material: Malt, 12,000 bushels per day—3,Sooja00 bushels per year. Pounds per day—2,2s0,000 pounds per year No corn of corn preparations are used in the manufacture of the Anheuser-Busch beer. It is, therefore, the highest priced but the most wholesome and really the least expensive for its superior quality, Annual Shipping Capacity : 100,000,000 bottles and s.co0,0u0 kegs. NEW YORK DEPOT, 0. MEYER & CO., 104 BROAD STREET. Hops, 1.300 Perfecto. HOTEL BRUNSWICK. EQUAL TO ANY IMPORTED CIGAR. We preter you should buy of your dealers if he does not keep them, send $1.00 for sample box of 10, by mail, to JACOB STAHL, JR. & CO., 168th Street and You can here get more life aad Ye Clty: PEN insurance, of a better qual- MUTUAL ity, on easier terms, at less cost.than else- LIFE 8: Adee. pitaa” g2!-3-5 Chestnut St., Philad’a, Dogs have long memories. Simon Slade of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, cut off a. pup’s tail two years ago and since then the dog attacks him whenever it sees him, although it is gentle and wags its—its—itself when other people are around.— Exchange, SURERUG, 159 Fulton St., N.Y. What the United States needs is more men| who are representatives of states and not of legislatures. —Oif City Blizzard. Hobs Deshs Are the best in the World, Ilustrated Catalogue, 80 pages, Free. THE GLOBE COMPANY, CINCINNATI, O- A Buffalo exchange says, ** Of late we have received reports of several ‘deaths from exces- sive drinking by telegraph.” Served ‘em just right. When a man stoops so low as to do his drinking by telegraph be ought to die.—CAi- cago Dispatch. It is not necessary to call a doctor for a cut or bruise. Get Salvation Oil. Only 2s cts. Willie—"* Papa, what is that big hammer for, in the box at the side of the car?” Papa —"' It serves two purposes, my son—to enable the commercial travelers to crack jokes.”— Pittsburg Bulletin, Scott’s Emulsion of cod-liver oil with hypo- phosphites restores healthy flesh, dissipated through any cause, at any period of life. Two crying ne sof the age are an oc pert enough to cure the blindness of justice and awindlass strong enough to raise Truth from the bottom of her well.—Z£xchange. "Did you enjoy yourself in the country, Johnny?" ‘You bet. And the funniest thing 1 seen was the hired man unmilkin’ the cows.” Indianapolis Journal. THE FLORIDA HOME-SEEKER Tells of cheapest routes, hotel board. Where to locate for heaith and pron. Where to buy homes on $1 and up, monthly payments. Three months for so cents. ‘ROM BRONCHITIS TO THE GRAVEYARD is the experience of many people who permit. cold to run lato broo- chitis, and that into capillary bron chitis, which kills more quickly than consumption, Aerated Oxygen is oxygenized alr loaded with medi- cated vi , which cures Colds ronchi| Catarrh an ‘other Bronchial Troubles. Pampblet. Aerated Oxygen Compound Co., Nashua, N.H. Chicago Office: 3 & 4 Cewrrat Mcsic Hatt. New York Office: 19 Beexuan STRxet WOODBURY’S FACIAL SOAP SCALP, SKIN AND COMPLEXION. ‘The result of 20 years’ practical experience in treat- ing Skin and Scalp Diseases. WOODBURY’S ANTISEPTIC SHAVING-STICKS AND BARS. Tmponibie- to eootract « shin diecte shes uit. thal eyes taltes ching be wha tesving oe. ‘AT DRUGGISTS' OR BY MALL. A Sample Cake uf Facial Soap and a 150-page bovk on Dermatology and Beauty, illustrated: on in. Scalp, Nervous and Blood Diseases and their ment, sent sealed on receipt of 10 cts.; also igurements, like Birth Marks, Moles, Warts, In- nk and Powder Marks, Scars, Pittings, Redness ‘Nose, Superfluous Hair, Pimples, Facial Develop- ment, Changing the Features, Shaping the Ears, ‘ose, etc. JOHN H. WOODBURY, Dermatologist, 125 West 42d Street, New York City. Chicago Office, 70 Dearborn Street, Consultation Pree at Office or by letter. the conductor to knock down fares and to help | This is cold weather for swimming. A cork jacket should be provided with every pair of skates, Exchange. |YES, LINK CUFFS ARE EXPENSIVE. BUT SEE HERE! You want them and s0 does early Sib pai day Bitte” Gad-steigeriakes of Your ordinary cuts: ies you to wear Link But tt yourplalncufla.or yeu we {tas an ordioary cut holder. If your dealer does not Keep it, send us 2c. and recels tr of one patr of Gold Front or Solld Sterling ‘Siver Link Cuff bat- tons for one dottar (81.00). This Is the same rate at which we ipply them "to the Jobbing le in gross ota, Jewelers Fegular retall price being TWO Dolars, ($2.0) We eaivety guarantes thew grade, x orm thea for fol valon if wouatauctory, )ENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. THE STANDARD RAILWAY of AMERICA. TOURS TO THE GOLDEN GATE, Affording an exceptional opportunity to visit, CALIFORNIA THE TOURISTS TRAVEL BY A Superbly Appointed Train of Puliman Vestibule Drawing-Room, Sleeping, Smoking and Library, Dining and Obscr- ‘ration Caran neck Counterpart of the Pennsylvania Limited, FEBRUARY 8th, 1893. DATES of stoning} MARCH 2d, 1893. MARCH 29th, 1893, for first and second EXCURSION TICKETS toicetmaste sce essary expenses in both directions, three days’ board at Hotel del Coronado, San Diego, and transportation to the principal resorts of California. For the third tour all necessary expenses are included for the entire time absent. Return limits of tickets for all tours adjustable to the wishes of tourists, ‘Tearlst Agest and Chapersn Accompany Each Party. For itinerary containing {ull information, apply to Ticket Agents or address Tourist Agent. 849 Broad- way, New York; 860 Fulton Street, Brooklya; or 233 South Fourth Street, Philadelphia. CHAS. B. PUGH, J. R, WOOD, GEO, W, BOYD. Ge Pass Act. Asst.Gen Pass.Act. “Slo man House , V ‘Bouguet (IGAR Smoked by Connoisseurs. On Sale at all Popular Clubs, Cafes, Hotels, AND DEALERS GENERALLY, FOSTER-HILSON CO., Makers, Cor, 89th St. and First Ave., New York, P.S.—If your dealer dove net heep thea order direct from oh, IT TOUCHES ’ Wood’s “double-quick ” Opens the pores, wonderful improvement The new Wood’s Penetrating Plaster is a di Penetrating killer to penetrate (go through) the skin and stop the ache immediately. Unrivalled remedy ‘inct step forward ; a on common porous plasters. It is a plaster. Contains a mild solvent which enabling the pain- Plaster. ir ToucHes: SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DRUGGISTS. SPOT for Rheumatism, Lame Back, Sciatica, Lumbago, etc. Try one. . ae comicbooks.com om) Re